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Have an elderly family member or know someone in their golden (or silver) years who refuses to give up their driving license and insists on hitting the road whenever s/he feels like it, no matter how less-than-perfect their driving record actually is? Then this novelty bumper sticker is the perfect tongue-in-cheek "warning sign" for other motorists who have the misfortune to share the road with them or be stuck behind or beside them.

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Funny Cranky Deaf Old Fart at the Wheel Bumper Sticker

This vehicle makes unscheduled stops for ducks (and other forms of wildlife crossing the road). Great tongue-and-cheek bumper sticker for nature lovers (and a good way to tell motorists behind you not to follow too closely)!

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Funny This Vehicle Stops for Ducks Bumper Sticker

I brake for birds, even though they use fowl language. At least it's words I don't understand.

Interesting fact: this bumper sticker was selected for use as a movie prop in "Office Christmas Party" starring Jennifer Aniston, Jason Bateman, and a subsection of Saturday Night Live cast members. The "crazy bird lady / bird nerd" in this 2016 holiday flick is Mary Winetoss (portrayed by SNL's Kate McKinnon), the by-the-book head of Human Resources, and a parrot owner.

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Funny I Brake For Birds Even Tho They Use Fowl ... Bumper Sticker

Birding is a lifestyle, not an obsession. Just because I carry my camera when I step outside, and have my journal and recorder in hand is no reason to label me as obsessed with birds. Hummingbirds, on the other hand, ...

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Birding is a Lifestyle, Not an Obsession Bumper Sticker

Born to bake: the perfect apron for those who rule the kitchen with their exacting requirements, profess an undying love for yeast, swear by Fahrenheit, and revel in funny math like "a baker's dozen".

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Born to Bake Adult Apron

Welcome that new new bouncing bundle of joy to the family with this adorably funny Sherman teddy bear, which features the words "baby blossom" with cute smiling purple and yellow daisies peeking out of the letters "a" and "o". Reverse shows identical design.

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Cute Baby Blossoms Smiling Purple Daisies Teddy Bear

Celebrate dads and Father's Day with this multi-colored tag cloud mug, which features a lighthearted look at the many (often unacknowledged (and mostly) unpaid) job titles and definitions of these amazing multi-taskers and nurturing figures in your life on a white background. 

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Funny Definitions of Dad Jobs Careers Tag Cloud Mug

Innovator Gamechanger Visionary Dreamer Tag Cloud Keychain

Innovator Gamechanger Visionary Dreamer Tag Cloud T-Shirt

Innovator Gamechanger Visionary Dreamer Tag Cloud Glass Coaster

Innovator Gamechanger Visionary Dreamer Tag Cloud Adult Apron

Innovator Gamechanger Visionary Dreamer Tag Cloud Stone Coaster

Celebrate the enterpreneurial spirit with this two-tone tag cloud shirt, which features power words and synonyms for visionaries, doers, believers, and gamechangers.

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Innovator Gamechanger Visionary Dreamer Tag Cloud

This is a great way to recognize first responders, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Big BooBoo Slayer" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for firefighters, police officers, paramedics, doctors, nurses, and anyone else whose job is indispensable to the normal and proper functioning of our lives!

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Funny Big BooBoo Slayer Hashtag First Responder T-Shirt

Chocolate Can Fix Anything Adult Apron

#gamechanger #hashtag Gamechanger Hashtag T-Shirt

With the "excuse", "Not Tonight, I Have the Collywobbles" (in a distressed serif font), this is the perfect shirt for linguists, word nerds, English teachers, glottologists, logophiles, lexicomanes, or those with a fascination for archaic terms! Collywobbles is such a cute and endearing way to refer to butterflies in the stomach.

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Funny Not Tonight I Have the Collywobbles T-Shirt

This is a great way to recognize the individual who spends most of his/her time mixing up mystery liquids in the science lab or drinks at the bar, with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "The Potion Master" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for scientists, alchemists, and bartenders!

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Funny The Potion Master Hashtag Name Giant Coffee Mug

This is a great way to recognize the individual who is the promoter extraordinaire for themselves as well as others, with this novelty shirt, which features the job title "Social Media Maven" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. Insert the hashtag label. A great gift idea for a sibling, but can also be adapted for dad, uncle, aunt, or anyone who knows how to throw the spotlight on your brand! 

Design © W.H. Sim, All Rights Reserved. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny Social Media Maven Hashtag Name T-Shirt

This funny gardener's "Green Thumbs Not Green Bums" novelty seat cushion is perfect for the individual who spends more time in the garden than in the house! Personalize as desired.

Layout and Copy © W.H. Sim. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny Cranky Deaf Old Fart at the Wheel Bumper Sticker

Funny Cranky Deaf Old Fart at the Wheel Bumper Sticker

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Other bumper stickers, decals & car magnets from various stores