This "The Eagle Maker" golf towel is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings his (or her) A game to every round!

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The Eagle Maker Golf Towel

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This funny "Worm Burner on the Fairway" golf towel is the perfect gift idea for the golfer whose balls barely clear the grass when hit! Wear your bad swings proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny Worm Burner on the Fairway Golf Towel

This funny golf towel, which features the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice Queen", is perfect for the golfer who tends to hit the ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny The Slice Queen Golf Towel

This funny "The Birdie Whisperer" golf towel is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who demonstrates that s/he is always better than par on the course!

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Funny The Birdie Whisperer Golf Towel

This funny "Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook" golf towel is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit the ball with a lot of curve and sidespin, and then (over)compensate on the next shot!

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Funny Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook Golf Towel

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This funny "Master of the Green" golf towel is the perfect gift idea for the golfer lives, breathes, eats, and sleeps golf ... whether a club in his/her hands or not!

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Funny Master of the Green Golf Towel

This funny "Be the Ball, Be the Club ..." golf towel is the perfect gift idea for the golfer lives, breathes, eats, and sleeps golf ... whether a club in his/her hands or not!

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Funny Be the Ball Be the Club ... Golf Towel

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This funny "Slice King" golf towel is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit the ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny The Slice King Golf Towel

Offer inspiration with this golf towel, which features the uplifting words/advice "Chase your dreams", rendered in a combination of handwritten and elegant serif lettering on a royal-blue-to-black gradient background.

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Inspirational Quote Chase Your Dreams Golf Towel

Golfers belong to an exclusive club, and why not acknowledge the golfer who tries so hard on the green (and/or perhaps is a little less than honest in the counting of their strokes) with this golf towel, which touts their lifetime membership to the Saint Mulligan Golf Club (styled in dignified Old English lettering and capital fonts) on a royal blue background. Customize messaging as desired!

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Funny Saint Mulligan Golf Club Lifetime Member Golf Towel

Funny Red Argyle The Worm Burner ... Golf Towel

Funny Blue Argyle This is the Only Foursome ... Golf Towel

Funny Blue Argyle Golf (Game of Lies 'n' Flubs) Golf Towel

Funny Red Argyle Bad Driver ... Golf Towel

Funny Red Argyle No Thanks for the Shank Golf Towel

Funny Red Argyle Duff in the Rough Golf Towel

This "Swing King" (and, as an explanatory sidebar, in fine print "Because Golf's Really His Thing") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift for a golfer who has this game nailed down! 

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Inspirational Together We Can Do Great Things Drawstring Bag

Inspirational Together We Can Do Great Things LED Sign

Inspirational Together We Can Do Great Things Glass Coaster

Inspirational Together We Can Do Great Things Wooden Box Sign

Inspirational Together We Can Do Great Things Paper Dinner Napkins

Get motivated and inspired to do better with this quote, "Together we can do great things", rendered in handwritten and block lettering. Food for thought in the past as well as the present, and especially so during troubled times. PS. Some of the best ideas/inventions started as scribbles on a napkin!

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Inspirational Together We Can Do Great Things

This is a great way to recognize the individual who knows how to keep things on an even keel, with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "Senior Mayhem Manager" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for Mother's Day (or mom's birthday), but can also be adapted for dad, uncle, aunt, or anyone who can manage multiple stressful situations! 

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Funny Senior Mayhem Manager Hashtag Busy Mom Giant Coffee Mug

The politically correct way to refer to those who slave away over a hot stove. The perfect apron for those with a (more) sophisticated sense of humor!

I'm Not a Cook. I'm a Food Artiste. Adult Apron

Great Ideas Start as Doodles on a Napkin. That's right -- many successfully commercialized ideas have started with a pen, a thought, and scribbles on the back of a napkin. Inspiration these days is more likely to occur on a smartphone.

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Great Ideas Start as Doodles on a Napkin

Doggone it! Get a chuckle out of family and friends with this dashing dog bandana, which reads "Über Hound." Perfect for the canine who's a top dog!

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Funny Uber Hound Pet Bandana Collar

Add a touch of inspiration to leisure time with this dartboard, which features the words "imagine impossibilities" set against a blue-tinted cloudscape. Modify catchphrase or slogan as desired. A great gift idea for innovators and blue sky thinkers!

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Imagine Impossibilities Blue Cloudscape Dart Board

The wonderful world of homonyms in the English languages lends itself to some truly interesting results. This funny "Shoe Pastry" (with an accompanying silhouette of a stiletto for added comical effect) is a lighthearted wordplay on the similar sounding choux pastry, an unleavened dough used in many European-based cuisines.

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Funny Pun / Wordplay Shoe (Choux) Pastry Adult Apron

Funny Dessert Taster Kids' Apron

A great workout shirt for fitness buffs, gym rats, or just those who like to stay active at any age, this design features the funny, quasi-inspirational meme, "Hey Cupcake, You Can't Benchpress Muffins", rendered in heavy block lettering (think of it as a variant on the maxim, "No Pain No Gain"). 

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Funny You Can't Benchpress Muffins T-Shirt

This is a great way to recognize the individual who was the source of the original transport for your first team sport, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Peewee Sports Team Chauffeur" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. Great for Father's Day (or dad's birthday)! 

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Funny The Slice King Golf Towel

Funny The Slice King Golf Towel

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