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The Callipygian Baker is a poetic way to describe someone who loves to create sweet things in the kitchen ... and has nice looking buns, too!

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Funny The Callipygian Baker Has Nice Buns Apron

Add a touch of humor to the kitchen with this all-over-print apron, which features this philosophical saying "Life is a Journey" ... and then follows up with a practical suggestion to "Wear Comfy Shoes". 

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Funny Life is a Journey ... Apron

Add a touch of the futuristic to the kitchen with this all-over-print apron, which features colorful spice-laden ladles set on a background multi-colored stardust on a black velvet night sky, headlined with the pun-worthy meme, "Spice the Final Frontier!"

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Funny Colorful Spice The Final Frontier Apron

Add a touch of humor to the kitchen with this Swiss cheese-inspired all-over-print apron, which features a lighthearted mashup of funny and offbeat job titles / hats (in cheese holes) you never knew the talented chef / baker / cook / gourmet / gourmand in the family (known as mom, nana, sister, or niece) wore!

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Funny Cheesy Cook Chef Baker Foodie Titles Apron

Funny We Be Jammin' Smiling Dancing Canning Jars Apron

Get a chuckle at the party with this can cooler, which features a repeating pattern of the pun "we be jammin'" bracketed by cute smiling miniature canning jars merrily dancing away on a bright yellow background.

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Funny We Be Jammin' Smiling Dancing Canning Jars

Add a touch of humor to the kitchen with this vividly colorful and psychedelic all-over-print apron, which features the quirky disclaimer "No Rainbows Were Harmed in the Making of This Bag" on a prismatic tiedye background! As a graphic designer, I love using colors in my artwork. Tie-dye, however, may really stretch my fondness for hues. I will admit that they are good for stopping road traffic, causing retinal burns, and breaking the ice at social gatherings. 

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Funny TieDye No Rainbows Were Harmed ... Apron

This is a great way to recognize the individual who who knows the stories of generations past, with this funny jumbo novelty mug, which features the job title "Family Historian" (and, in finer print, "and Teller of Tall Tales") in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. Great for Grandparents' Day (or granddad's birthday), but can also be adapted for mom, uncle, aunt, or anyone who has a thing for spinning yarns!

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Funny Family Historian ... Hashtag Granddad Giant Coffee Mug

This funny Dessert Taster apron is perfect for budding pastry chefs and chocolatiers.

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Funny Dessert Taster Kids' Apron

Pseudo-embossed on a photo tile with a faux gold-tinged granite texture, this inspirational quote, "Travel roads less taken. Break new ground and forge a new path." gives you a reason to keep pursuing something you know can and will change the world.

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Motivational Travel Roads Less Taken Peel And Stick Photo Tile

I'm an unashamed fan of elevator music, and this striking passport cover features this (recent) personal literal and metaphorical epiphany with up, down, and numbered buttons for added whimsical effect. Reverse shows identical design.

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Funny Elevator Music Pushes All My Buttons Passport Holder

Welcome that new new bouncing bundle of joy to the family with this adorably funny all-in-one bodysuit, which features the words "baby blossom" with cute smiling purple and yellow daisies peeking out of the letters "a" and "o". Reverse shows identical design.

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Cute Baby Blossoms Smiling Purple Daisies Baby Bodysuit

These funny golf balls, which feature the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice Queen", are perfect for the golfer who tends to hit the ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor!

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X // Funny The Slice Queen Golf Balls

Badminton buffs will love this shirt, which features a word art design, with an illustration of an angled birdie/shuttlecock substituting for the 'a' in badminton, and the pun-filled tagline 'serving up great times.'

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Badminton Shuttlecock Birdie Word Art Serving ... Sweatshirt

Add a touch of whimsy to your favorite drink and toasts with this shot glass, which features the words "Birdie Whisperer" wrapped around the top of a golf ball sitting on a golf tee. The perfect gift idea for the golfer who demonstrates that s/he is always better than par on the course! 

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Funny The Birdie Whisperer Golf Ball Tee Shot Glass

That is the million dollar question! Where in blazes is Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, which, at 58 letters, is the longest place name in the world? A small village in Anglesey, North Wales, the United Kingdom! 

I'm not going to worry about not being able to find the place. I'm more worried about getting lost in the pronunciation!

So avoid the confusion and get this shirt instead ... and then point to it when you ask the locals! ;)

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Funny The Callipygian Baker Has Nice Buns Apron

Funny The Callipygian Baker Has Nice Buns Apron

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Other aprons from various stores