These "The Birdie Whisperer" typography golf ball makers are the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings their A game to every round! 

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The Birdie Whisperer Golf Ball Marker

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These funny "Bad Driver" typography golf ball markers are the perfect gift idea for any golfer who wish they could be better with their number one clubs! It is not a reference to your (in)competence behind the wheel (of a car or a golf cart), but take it both ways if you wish!

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Funny Bad Driver Golf Ball Marker

These funny "Worm Burner on the Fairway" golf balls are the perfect gift idea for the golfer whose balls barely clear the grass when hit! Wear your bad swings proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny The Worm Burner Golf Balls

This funny "Duff in the Rough" (and, in fine print, the sidebar, "pairs well with that double bogey") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift idea for any golfer who has seen where a bad hit (usually) lands them!

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Funny Red Argyle Duff in the Rough Golf Towel

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These funny "Bad Driver" typography golf balls are the perfect gift idea for any golfer who wish they could be better with their number one clubs! It is not a reference to your (in)competence behind the wheel (of a car or a golf cart), but take it both ways if you wish!

Design and Copy © W.H. Sim. All Rights Reserved. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny Bad Driver Golf Balls

This funny "Worm Burner on the Fairway" (and, as a sidebar, in fine print, "fear the ball. fear the club.") golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift idea for the golfer whose balls barely clear the grass when hit! Wear your bad swings proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny Red Argyle The Worm Burner ... Golf Towel

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These "The Eagle Maker" typography golf ball markers are the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings their A game to every round! 

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The Eagle Maker Golf Ball Marker

This funny "Duck!" (and, as a sidebar, in fine print, "or goose. you're way past fore.") golf towel with red argyle borders is the perfect gift idea for the golfer whose game is so bad it should be a crime for them to play a round! Wear your bad swings proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny Red Argyle Duck! Golf Towel

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These funny typography golf ball markers, which feature the "playing styles" of Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook, are the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit his ball with a lot of curve and sidespin, and then (over)compensate on the next shot!

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Funny Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook Golf Ball Marker

This funny "No Thanks for the Shank" (and, in fine print, the sidebar "because my game is already rank") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift idea for any golfer who has seen where a bad hit (usually) lands them!

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Funny Red Argyle No Thanks for the Shank Golf Towel

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These funny "Let Lost Balls Lie" golf ball markers give us a ball's (rather resigned) perspective on what they must feel every time they're as far from the fairway as they can get. The perfect gift idea for the golfer whose regularly puts their balls in the worst of places!

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This "Swing King" (and, as an explanatory sidebar, in fine print "Because Golf's Really His Thing") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift for a golfer who has this game nailed down! 

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Funny Let Lost Balls Lie Golf Ball Marker

These "The Eagle Maker" golf ball markers are the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings his (or her) A game to every round!

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X // The Eagle Maker Golf Ball Marker

These funny "Worm Burner on the Fairway" golf ball markers are the perfect gift idea for the golfer whose balls barely clear the grass when hit! Wear your bad swings proudly like a badge of honor!

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X // Funny Worm Burner on the Fairway Golf Ball Marker

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WOW Argyle & Block

This funny "Be the Ball, Be the Club ..." t-shirt is the perfect gift idea for the golfer lives, breathes, eats, and sleeps golf ... whether a club in his/her hands or not!

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Funny Be the Ball Be the Club ... Golf T-Shirt

You're Awesomesauce! World Compliment Day Wine Gift Bag

You're Awesomesauce! World Compliment Day

You're Awesomesauce! World Compliment Day Paper Plates

You're Awesomesauce! World Compliment Day Insulated Tumbler

You're Awesomesauce! World Compliment Day Cornhole Set

With the compliment, "You're Awesomesauce", styled in a tall block font with four bold hot pepper colors on a solid black background, this design is perfect for celebrating someone special on World Compliment Day (March 1) -- or any day that you feel like making someone's day, at a party, or even at the office!

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WOW You're Awesomesauce! World Compliment Day

Welcome that new new bouncing bundle of joy to the family with this adorably funny pacifier, which features the words "baby blossom" with cute smiling purple and yellow daisies peeking out of the letters "a" and "o". 

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Cute Baby Blossoms Smiling Purple Daisies Pacifier

Birding is a lifestyle, not an obsession. Just because I carry my camera when I step outside, and have my journal and recorder in hand is no reason to label me as obsessed with birds. Hummingbirds, on the other hand, ...

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Birding is a Lifestyle, Not an Obsession Bumper Sticker

This is a great way to recognize the individual who is the moral compass for themselves as well as others, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Chief Values Officer" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for Mother's Day (or mom's birthday), but can also be adapted for dad, uncle, aunt, or anyone who steers you in the right direction! 

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Funny Chief Values Officer Hashtag Super Mom T-Shirt

This is a great way to recognize the individual who was the source of the original transport for your first team sport, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Peewee Sports Team Chauffeur" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. Great for Father's Day (or dad's birthday)! 

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Funny Sports Team Chauffeur Hashtag Busy Dad T-Shirt

Be inspired by this motivational quote "The tapestry of our lives is made richer by the stories we share and the moments we weave" embossed on a faux canvas backdrop. Customize as desired.

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Inspirational Tapestry of Our Lives ... Canvas LED Sign

Colorful Hello in Many Languages Word Cloud

Colorful Hello in Many Languages Drawstring Bag

Colorful Hello in Many Languages Word Cloud Leggings

Colorful Hello in Many Languages Word Cloud T-Shirt

Colorful Hello in Many Languages Word Cloud Tote Bag

This colorful word art design features the tag cloud for "hello" in many languages. Perfect for breaking the ice, whatever the spoken tongue, and great for celebrating International Mother Language Day on February 21!
 
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WOW Colorful Hello in Many Languages Word Cloud

Distract (and get a rise out of) your opponent with this whimsical pickleball paddle, which tells us that "pickleball professors do a lot of deep dinking and driving" on a green chalkboard. Reverse shows identical design on a black chalkboard background.

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Handwritten Pickleball Professor Dinks Chalkboard Pickleball Paddle

Ye Olde Greasy Spoon is the perfectly tongue-in-cheek way to describe the (home) kitchen, your favorite hole-in-the-wall, or cafe, with the sobriquet rendered in old English/Gothic blackletter script. Customize with a "year of establishment".

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Funny Blackletter Script Ye Olde Greasy Spoon

Funny Don't Apologize for Lovin' Butterflies Postcard

Funny Don't Apologize for Lovin' Butterflies Notebook

Funny Don't Apologize for Lovin' Butterflies Magnet

Funny Don't Apologize for Lovin' Butterflies Poster

Funny Don't Apologize for Lovin' Butterflies

Add a bit of poetic whimsy and nature to your correspondence and campaigns with this postcard, which features the words "Don't Apologize for Lovin' Butterflies" with a pair of unicode butterfly "punctuation marks". 

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Funny Let Lost Balls Lie Golf Ball Marker

Funny Let Lost Balls Lie Golf Ball Marker

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