These funny "Golf" (and, as an explanatory sidebar, in fine print "Game of Lies and Flubs") golf ball markers are the perfect gift idea for the golfer who has a love-hate relationship with this game! 

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Funny Golf Game of Lies Golf Ball Marker

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These funny "Good Driver" typography golf ball markers are the perfect gift idea for any golfer who knows how to shine at their long game! It is not a reference to your competence behind the wheel (of a car or a golf cart), but take it both ways if you wish!

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Funny Good Driver Golf Ball Marker

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These funny "Good Driver" typography golf balls are the perfect gift idea for any golfer who knows how to shine at their long game! It is not a reference to your competence behind the wheel (of a car or a golf cart), but take it both ways if you wish!

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Funny Good Driver Golf Balls

These "The Eagle Maker" typography golf ball markers are the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings their A game to every round! 

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The Eagle Maker Golf Ball Marker

This funny "Worm Burner on the Fairway" (and, as a sidebar, in fine print, "fear the ball. fear the club.") golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift idea for the golfer whose balls barely clear the grass when hit! Wear your bad swings proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny Red Argyle The Worm Burner ... Golf Towel

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This "The Eagle Maker" (and, in fine print, the sidebar "because I can make the ball fly!") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings their A game to every round! 

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Green Argyle The Eagle Maker Golf Towel

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This "The Eagle Maker" (and, in fine print, the sidebar "because I can make the ball fly!") typography golf club cover with green-on-green argyle borders is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings their A game to every round! 

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Green Argyle The Eagle Maker Golf Head Cover

This "The Birdie Whisperer" typography golf ball is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings their A game to every round! 

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The Birdie Whisperer Golf Balls

This funny "Who's Your Caddie?" (and, as an explanatory sidebar, in fine print "the one who's the better golfer!") typography putter cover with blue-on-blue argyle borders is the perfect gift that you can give to the golfer's adviser on the green! 

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Funny Blue Argyle Who's Your Caddie? ... Golf Head Cover

You'd think that with all the avian names for golf scores, there would be another one to describe too many shots over par, but no. These funny "Duck!" (as in get down, not quack!) golf balls are a good warning for other golfers when the user is having an off day on the fairway!

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Funny Duck! Golf Balls

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These funny "Let Lost Balls Lie" golf ball markers give us a ball's (rather resigned) perspective on what they must feel every time they're as far from the fairway as they can get. The perfect gift idea for the golfer whose regularly puts their balls in the worst of places!

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This "Swing King" (and, as an explanatory sidebar, in fine print "Because Golf's Really His Thing") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift for a golfer who has this game nailed down! 

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Funny Let Lost Balls Lie Golf Ball Marker

These "The Eagle Maker" golf ball markers are the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings his (or her) A game to every round!

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Funny Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook Golf Ball Marker

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Funny The Worm Burner Golf Ball Marker

Funny Oh No Not Again! Golf Ball Marker

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These funny "Worm Burner on the Fairway" golf ball markers are the perfect gift idea for the golfer whose balls barely clear the grass when hit! Wear your bad swings proudly like a badge of honor!

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X // Funny Worm Burner on the Fairway Golf Ball Marker

Funny Haiku to the Red Screen of Death Coffee Mug

Funny Haiku to the Red Screen of Death Flask

Funny Haiku to the Red Screen of Death Latte Mug

Reminisce about the good ol' days of computing with this flask, which features a haiku to the RSOD. Long-term Mac users may be well acquainted with the red screen of death (RSOD), the Mac equivalent of the PC-based OS "blue screen of death" (BSOD). This is my tongue-in-cheek haiku tribute to the RSOD.

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Funny Haiku to the Red Screen of Death

With the quote, "Hit the Deck and Kick Asphalt", rendered in grunge-style lettering on a black background, this skateboard design pays homage to skateboard lingo while being both edgy and funny. 

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Edgy Grunge Hit the Deck and Kick Asphalt

If a Hummingbird Sees Red in Your Garden, Move Away from the Nectar Feeder! Never stand in the way of a hummingbird and its source of fuel! These nimble flyers can really turn on a dime. A friend and I once stumbled upon a pair of warring male hummingbirds in a large public garden (they were fighting over flowers, of course). Without skipping a beat or slowing down, both combatants zipped around my friend in perfect unison, taking their (private and interrupted) battle elsewhere.

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If a Hummingbird Sees Red ... Yard Sign

Funny We Be Jammin' Smiling Dancing Canning Jars Ping Pong Paddle

Funny We Be Jammin' Smiling Dancing Canning Jars Cutting Board

Funny We Be Jammin' Smiling Dancing Canning Jars Apron

Funny We Be Jammin' Smiling Dancing Canning Jars Pickleball Paddle

Funny We Be Jammin' Smiling Dancing Canning Jars Kitchen Towel

Get a chuckle at the party with this can cooler, which features a repeating pattern of the pun "we be jammin'" bracketed by cute smiling miniature canning jars merrily dancing away on a bright yellow background.

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Funny We Be Jammin' Smiling Dancing Canning Jars

Funny Professor of Beardology Stone Coaster

Funny Professor of Beardology Glass Coaster

Funny Professor of Beardology Luggage Tag

Funny Professor of Beardology Trucker Hat

Funny Professor of Beardology Can Cooler

Crack 'em up with this whimsical designs, which feature the career title of "Professor of Beardology" with an accompanying beard, and, in smaller print, "with a double minor in (soul) patches and (mu)staches. Perfect for any guy who's (inordinately) proud of / obsessed with his facial hair! Guaranteed to break the ice and be a great conversation starter! 

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WOW Funny Hairy Professor of Beardology

Inspirational Tree of Life Tag Cloud

Inspirational Tree of Life Tag Cloud Adult Apron

Inspirational Tree of Life Tag Cloud Canvas Print

Inspirational Tree of Life Tag Cloud Espresso Cup

Inspirational Tree of Life Tag Cloud T-Shirt

Inspirational Tree of Life Tag Cloud Paper Napkins

Add a touch of inspiration and nature to your walls with this poster. This multi-colored tree-shaped tag cloud connects the importance of these large and ancient organisms to our world. A great idea for the nature lover on your gift list!

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Add a touch of whimsy to your favorite drink and toasts with this mug, which features the words "The Slice King" wrapped around the top of a golf ball sitting on a golf tee. The perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit the ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny The Slice King Golf Ball Tee Mug

Crack up the competition in ping pong with this funny table tennis paddle, which features the dubious job title of "Future Happy Scientist" rendered in an optical character recognition typeface (with a taunt in smaller text). A great gag gift idea for those contemplating a career in the STEM fields!

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Funny Future Happy Scientist ... Ping Pong Paddle

Add a touch of vocational humor to your wardrobe with this top, which features the sarcastic witticism "without continuity experts, there wouldn't be any nitpickers." 

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Funny Continuity Experts and Nitpickers T-Shirt

Funny Little LaDy Periodic Table Element Symbols T-Shirt

Funny Social Media Maven Hashtag Name T-Shirt

Funny Numbers Ninja Hashtag Name T-Shirt

Cute Red Hearts Blessed to Have You in My Life T-Shirt

Funny I'm in the Doghouse Because of the Birds T-Shirt

Motivational Physical Hustle Builds Mental Muscle T-Shirt

WOW Apparel with Personality

Get a chuckle out of partners and opponents with this shirt, which tells us that "pickleball professors do a lot of deep dinking and driving." Reverse shows identical design. Reverse shows identical design.

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Funny Let Lost Balls Lie Golf Ball Marker

Funny Let Lost Balls Lie Golf Ball Marker

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