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This "The Eagle Maker" (and, in fine print, the sidebar "because I can make the ball fly!") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings their A game to every round! 

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Green Argyle The Eagle Maker Golf Towel

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This funny "Worm Burner on the Fairway" (and, as a sidebar, in fine print, "fear the ball. fear the club.") golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift idea for the golfer whose balls barely clear the grass when hit! Wear your bad swings proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny Red Argyle The Worm Burner ... Golf Towel

This funny "Worm Burner on the Fairway" golf towel is the perfect gift idea for the golfer whose balls barely clear the grass when hit! Wear your bad swings proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny Worm Burner on the Fairway Golf Towel

This "I'm Known Here as the Birdie Whisperer" (and, in fine print, the sidebar "because I can make the ball fly") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift idea for any golfer who brings their A game to every round! 

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Green Argyle The Birdie Whisperer Golf Towel

This funny "No Thanks for the Shank" (and, in fine print, the sidebar "because my game is already rank") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift idea for any golfer who has seen where a bad hit (usually) lands them!

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Funny Red Argyle No Thanks for the Shank Golf Towel

This funny "Golf" (and, as an explanatory sidebar, in fine print "Game of Lies and Flubs") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift for a golfer who has a love-hate relationship with this game! 

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Funny Blue Argyle Golf (Game of Lies 'n' Flubs) Golf Towel

This funny "Duff in the Rough" (and, in fine print, the sidebar, "pairs well with that double bogey") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift idea for any golfer who has seen where a bad hit (usually) lands them!

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Funny Red Argyle Duff in the Rough Golf Towel

Offer a bit of inspiration and encouragement with this design, which features the uplifting words "To dream is to journey without limits."
 
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Inspirational To Dream is to Journey Without Limit Black Cotton Face Mask

Family traditions start in the kitchen. There is no recipe or set formula for building successful personal relationships, but families can bond over food that is made in the home.

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Family Traditions Start in the Kitchen Adult Apron

Add a touch of foodie humor to the bedroom or living room with this pillow, which features the saying "Love Conquers All, But So Does Chocolate."

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Funny Love Conquers All, But So Does Chocolate T-Shirt

If your fearless curve wins points for you in pickleball, then this punny pickleball paddle, which features the "royal title" of "The Slice Queen" (a little word play on / verbal poke at "The Ice Queen") rendered in flowing script against a pink glittery background, is perfect for you! Reverse shows identical design.

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Funny Script Girly The Slice Queen Pink Glitter Pickleball Paddle

This funny typography golf divot tool, which features the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice King", is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit his ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor.

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Funny The Slice King Divot Tool

Deliver encouragement with this inspirational quote "may dreams give you wings to soar new skies", set on calming white clouds in a summer blue sky. 

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Uplifting May Dreams Give You Wings to Soar ... LED Sign

This funny "Who's Your Caddie?" (and, as an explanatory sidebar, in fine print "the one who's the better golfer!") typography golf club cover with blue-on-blue argyle borders is the perfect gift that you can give to the golfer's adviser on the green! 

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Funny Blue Argyle Who's Your Caddie? ... Golf Head Cover

Crack up the competition in ping pong with this funny table tennis paddle, which features the dubious job title of "Future Happy Scientist" rendered in an optical character recognition typeface (with a taunt in smaller text). A great gag gift idea for those contemplating a career in the STEM fields!

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Green Argyle The Eagle Maker Golf Towel

Green Argyle The Eagle Maker Golf Towel

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