This "I'm Known Here as the Birdie Whisperer" (and, in fine print, the sidebar "because I can make the ball fly") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift idea for any golfer who brings their A game to every round! 

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Green Argyle The Birdie Whisperer Golf Towel

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This "The Eagle Maker" (and, in fine print, the sidebar "because I can make the ball fly!") typography golf club cover with green-on-green argyle borders is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings their A game to every round! 

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Green Argyle The Eagle Maker Golf Head Cover

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You'd think that with all the avian names for golf scores, there would be another one to describe too many shots over par, but no. These funny "Duck!" (as in get down, not quack!) golf ball markers are a good warning for other golfers when the user is having an off day on the fairway!

These funny "Duck!" golf ball markers are a good warning for other golfers when the user is having an off day on the fairway!

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Funny Duck! Golf Ball Marker

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You'd think that with all the avian names for golf scores, there would be another one to describe too many shots over par, but no. These funny "Duck!" (as in get down, not quack!) golf balls are a good warning for other golfers when the user is having an off day on the fairway!

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Funny Duck! Golf Balls

These funny "Bad Driver" typography golf ball markers are the perfect gift idea for any golfer who wish they could be better with their number one clubs! It is not a reference to your (in)competence behind the wheel (of a car or a golf cart), but take it both ways if you wish!

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Funny Bad Driver Golf Ball Marker

These funny "Bad Driver" typography golf balls are the perfect gift idea for any golfer who wish they could be better with their number one clubs! It is not a reference to your (in)competence behind the wheel (of a car or a golf cart), but take it both ways if you wish!

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Funny Bad Driver Golf Balls

These funny "Good Driver" typography golf ball markers are the perfect gift idea for any golfer who knows how to shine at their long game! It is not a reference to your competence behind the wheel (of a car or a golf cart), but take it both ways if you wish!

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Funny Good Driver Golf Ball Marker

These funny "Good Driver" typography golf balls are the perfect gift idea for any golfer who knows how to shine at their long game! It is not a reference to your competence behind the wheel (of a car or a golf cart), but take it both ways if you wish!

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Funny Good Driver Golf Balls

This funny "Good Driver" (and, as a sidebar, in fine print, "not too shabby behind the wheel, either") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift idea for any golfer who really knows how to shine at their long game! It is not a reference to your competence behind the wheel (of a car or a golf cart), but take it both ways if you wish!

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Funny Green Argyle Good Driver ... Golf Towel

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This funny "This is the Only Foursome" (and, as a sidebar, in fine print "my wife won't object to") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift that golf widows can give their absent spouses! 

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Funny Blue Argyle This is the Only Foursome ... Golf Towel

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This "The Eagle Maker" (and, in fine print, the sidebar "because I can make the ball fly!") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings their A game to every round! 

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This "Swing King" (and, as an explanatory sidebar, in fine print "Because Golf's Really His Thing") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift for a golfer who has this game nailed down! 

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Green Argyle The Eagle Maker Golf Towel

The Eagle Maker Golf Towel

Funny Master of the Green Golf Towel

Funny The Slice King Golf Towel

Funny Be the Ball Be the Club ... Golf Towel

Funny The Slice Queen Golf Towel

Funny Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook Golf Towel

This "The Eagle Maker" golf towel is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings his (or her) A game to every round!

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WOW The Name of the Game(r)

Golfers belong to an exclusive club, and why not acknowledge the golfer who tries so hard on the green (and/or perhaps is a little less than honest in the counting of their strokes) with this golf towel, which touts their lifetime membership to the Saint Mulligan Golf Club (styled in dignified Old English lettering and capital fonts) on a royal blue background. Customize messaging as desired!

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Funny Saint Mulligan Golf Club Lifetime Member Golf Towel

Offer inspiration with this golf towel, which features the uplifting words/advice "Chase your dreams", rendered in a combination of handwritten and elegant serif lettering on a royal-blue-to-black gradient background.

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Inspirational Quote Chase Your Dreams Golf Towel

Funny Red Argyle The Worm Burner ... Golf Towel

Blue Argyle The Swing King Golf Towel

Funny Blue Argyle Golf (Game of Lies 'n' Flubs) Golf Towel

WOW Argyle & Block

I Was at the Planetary Parade February 28, 2025 T-Shirt

I Was at the Planetary Parade February 28, 2025 Duffle Bag

I Was at the Planetary Parade February 28, 2025 Fanny Pack

I Was at the Planetary Parade February 28, 2025 Stemless Wine Glass

I Was at the Planetary Parade February 28, 2025 Whiskey Glass

Celebrate the Planetary Parade on February 28, 2025, with this design, which announce the event in a sci-fi style font with a stylized diagram of the seven aligning planets on a solid black background. 

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WOW Planetary Parade 2025

Booyeah! with spooky crossed eyeballs in the "Os" on a lime green background delivers a simple but cute little wordplay for tasty handouts at Halloween parties.

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Funny Lime Green Booyeah! Crossed Eyes Halloween Cake Pops

Add a touch of inspiration to your favorite drink with this mug, which features the saying "Music is the Poetry of the Soul." with a cascade of musical notes on a musical sheet. A great gift idea for mthe usicians, musicologists, or musically gifted!

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Inspirational Music is the Poetry of the Soul Coffee Mug

Get a chuckle out of family and friends with this dashing cat bandana, which reads "Pretty Kitty" Perfect for the gorgeous feline!

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Cute Poetic Pretty Kitty Pet Bandana Collar

Welcome that new new bouncing bundle of joy to the family with this adorably funny all-in-one bodysuit, which features the words "baby blossom" with cute smiling purple and yellow daisies peeking out of the letters "a" and "o". Reverse shows identical design.

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Cute Baby Blossoms Smiling Purple Daisies Baby Bodysuit

A great (wedding proposal) pillow for lexicologists with a sense of humor, scientists, the scientifically minded, or those contemplating a career in the STEM (science, technology, engineering, and math) disciplines.  

This design features the tongue-in-cheek quote "You and I are meant to be cuz we've got the most amazing chemistry" rendered around a molecular 2D representation/formula for oxytocin, the "cuddle chemical". Reverse shows identical design.

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Funny  Meant to Be We've Got Amazing Chemistry Throw Pillow

Inspirational Quote Chase Your Dreams Adult Cloth Face Mask

Inspirational Quote Chase Your Dreams Button

Inspirational Quote Chase Your Dreams Notebook

Inspirational Quote Chase Your Dreams Foil Prints

Inspirational Quote Chase Your Dreams Tote Bag

Inspirational Quote Chase Your Dreams Latte Mug

Offer encouragement, toast achievements, and celebrate special people with this inspirational can cooler, which features the uplifting words/advice "Chase your dreams", rendered in a combination of handwritten and elegant serif lettering on a royal-blue-to-black gradient background.

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Inspirational Quote Chase Your Dreams

Break the ice, wherever you go, with this whimsical backpack, which features this funny piece of advice "Take a Hike It's Nice Outside" on a geometric green, black, and white background. Great for nature lovers and fitness buffs!

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Funny Take a Hike It's Nice Outside Printed Backpack

Pseudo-embossed on a photo tile with a faux royal blue-tinged granite texture, this inspirational quote, "Belief and perseverance are the traits of difference makers" gives you a reason to keep pursuing something you know can and will be life changing.

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Belief & Perseverance Traits of Difference Makers Peel And Stick Photo Tile

Add a touch of spookiness to your Halloween or trick or treating party with these paper plates, which feature a motley medley of orange and black pumpkins, witches, ghosts, and cats, with a whimsical rhyme in the middle for the little (or big) visiting monsters! 

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Green Argyle The Eagle Maker Golf Towel

Green Argyle The Eagle Maker Golf Towel

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