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Welcome that new bouncing bundle of joy to the family with this adorably funny t-shirt, which features baby's first "professional honors" -- that of a milk drinkin' champion! Reverse shows identical design.

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Funny Milk Drinkin' Champ Baby T-Shirt

This is a great way to recognize the individual who drops off her daughter(s) at ballet class, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Ballet Liaison Officer" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for Mother's Day (or mom's birthday)! 

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Funny Ballet Liaison Officer Hashtag Busy Mom T-Shirt

Celebrate the retirement of a soon-to-be former coworker with this funny shirt, which features the sentiment, "Goodbye Nine to Five Hello Happy Hour" in a white, grunge style font, with an apple martini cleverly standing in for the "Y" in "Happy" on a soothing baby blue background. 

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Funny Goodbye 9 to 5 Hello Happy Hour Retirement T-Shirt

This quirky shirt is guaranteed to pique interest and get a conversation started. Just replace the dummy QR code with one of your own, and enter a website URL below it. It's never been so easy to advertise yourself, a business, or an organization, wherever you go, and deliver the 411 without ever having to say a single word! Reverse shows identical design.

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Customizable QR Code Your Webpage Link T-Shirt

This is a great way to recognize first responders, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Big BooBoo Slayer" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for firefighters, police officers, paramedics, doctors, nurses, and anyone else whose job is indispensable to the normal and proper functioning of our lives!

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Funny Big BooBoo Slayer Hashtag First Responder T-Shirt

Make it known to one and all that you are a gamechanger and disruptor with this hashtag shirt!

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#gamechanger #hashtag Gamechanger Hashtag T-Shirt

This is a great way to recognize the individual who has a way with wildlife, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "The Wildlife Whisperer" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. Great for animal lovers, nature lovers, animal handlers, and zookeepers!

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Funny The Wildlife Whisperer Hashtag Name T-Shirt

Make your kid sound as smart as they look, with this shirt, which features theimposing title of, "abecedarian Club Member Since 20XX" (on the reverse) and the retort (on the front). Perfect for grade school children (especially kindergarteners), linguists, English teachers, or word nerds!

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Funny abecedarian Club Member Since ... T-Shirt

Take a swipe at AI with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features a humorous adapted Jimism, "I Don't Hate the Chatbot. It's the Most Incredible Bulls**t Generator Ever."

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Funny I Don't Hate the Chatbot ... Giant Coffee Mug

Celebrate autumn with this fall-themed typographical mug, which features a smart, playful pun and the colors of the changing seasons. A "wonder fall" gift idea for those who love those later months of the year!

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Autumn Red Leaves Word Art Wonder Fall ... Mug

Get a chuckle out of family and friends with this dashing cat bandana, which reads "Pretty Kitty" Perfect for the gorgeous feline!

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Cute Poetic Pretty Kitty Pet Bandana Collar

Get a chuckle out of family and friends with this cool cat bandana, which reads "Pawsitively Amazing." Perfect for the furbaby who's got its act down pat!

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Funny Pawsitively Amazing Pet Bandana Collar

Get a chuckle out of family and friends with this phoetic pet bandana, which reads "Dizzy Lizzie" (modeled, rather appropriately, by a green iguana). 

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Cute Dizzy Lizzie Pet Bandana Collar

I brake for birds, even though they use fowl language. At least it's words I don't understand.

Interesting fact: this bumper sticker was selected for use as a movie prop in "Office Christmas Party" starring Jennifer Aniston, Jason Bateman, and a subsection of Saturday Night Live cast members. The "crazy bird lady / bird nerd" in this 2016 holiday flick is Mary Winetoss (portrayed by SNL's Kate McKinnon), the by-the-book head of Human Resources, and a parrot owner.

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Funny I Brake For Birds Even Tho They Use Fowl ... Bumper Sticker

Welcome that new new bouncing bundle of joy to the family with this adorably funny pacifier, which features the words "baby blossom" with cute smiling purple and yellow daisies peeking out of the letters "a" and "o". 

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Funny Milk Drinkin' Champ Baby T-Shirt

Funny Milk Drinkin' Champ Baby T-Shirt

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Other baby tops & t-shirts from various stores