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Make your kid sound as smart as they look, with this shirt, which features theimposing title of, "abecedarian Club Member Since 20XX" (on the reverse) and the retort (on the front). Perfect for grade school children (especially kindergarteners), linguists, English teachers, or word nerds!

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Make your kid sound as smart as they look, with this shirt, which features theimposing title of, "abecedarian Club Member Since 20XX" (on the reverse) and the retort (on the front). Perfect for grade school children (especially kindergarteners), linguists, English teachers, or word nerds!

© W.H. Sim. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

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Photographers shoot to thrill. The perfect tongue-in-cheek tee-shirt for photographers.

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Funny Quote: Photographers Shoot to Thrill. T-Shirt

Add a touch of vocational humor to your wardrobe with this top, which features the witticism "barbers can handle the hairiest situations." The perfect gift idea for those who trim and style our mops and manes!

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Funny Barbers Can Handle the Hairiest Situations T-Shirt

A great shirt for the budding scientist, the science minded, or those contemplating a career in the STEM (science, technology, engineering, and math) disciplines.  

This design features the tongue-in-cheek quote "Chemistry majors cover their bases ... and their acids!" rendered around a molecular 2D representation/formula for serotonin, the "feel good" hormone.

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Funny Chemistry Majors Cover Their Bases ... T-Shirt

I'm an unashamed fan of elevator music, and this striking shirt features this (recent) personal literal and metaphorical epiphany against a metallic colored elevator background with up, down, and numbered buttons for added whimsical effect. Reverse shows identical design.

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Funny Elevator Music Pushes All My Buttons T-Shirt

Chefs Have Half-Baked, Pie-in-the-Sky Ideas. The perfect tongue-in-cheek tee-shirt for those with culinary proclivities.

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Funny Quote: Half-Baked, Pie-in-the-Sky Ideas T-Shirt

This funny shirt mocks the overuse of the exclamation mark with conflicting advice versus actual application. All punctuation in moderation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is right up there with the meme "Long Live Dead Languages". Great gift idea for linguists, grammaticians, and English teachers!

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Funny All Punctuation in Moderation !!!!!!!!!!!!!! T-Shirt

This "Worm Burner on the Fairway" golf polo shirt is the perfect gift idea for the golfer whose balls barely clear the grass when hit! Wear your bad swings proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny Worm Burner on the Fairway Polo Shirt

Add a touch of whimsy to your favorite drink and toasts with this latte mug, which features the quirky quote "If you can sing and dance, you're probably a bird." Be the envy of your vocally-challenged and/or tone deaf friends with this novelty mug. The perfect gift idea for bird nerds!

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Funny Quote: If You Can Sing and Dance ... Latte Mug

This funny "Master of the Green" golf towel is the perfect gift idea for the golfer lives, breathes, eats, and sleeps golf ... whether a club in his/her hands or not!

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Funny Master of the Green Golf Towel

This "Totally Pawsome" pet bed is perfect for pun-loving dog owners who think their furbaby is the coolest dog in the family. :)

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Funny Totally Pawsome Pet Bed

This is a great way to recognize the individual who knows how to find the family "weak spots" and crack 'em up, with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "Chief Tickle Monster" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for Father's Day (or dad's birthday)!

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Funny Chief Tickle Monster Hashtag Super Dad Giant Coffee Mug

Cute Sleep Prodigy Word Art Baby Bodysuit

Cute Sleep Prodigy Word Art Baby T-Shirt

Cute Sleep Prodigy Word Art Tote Bag

Cute Sleep Prodigy Word Art Baby Bib

Cute Sleep Prodigy Word Art Pacifier

Cute Sleep Prodigy Word Art Large Clock

Welcome that new addition to the family with this funny pacifier, which features the "job title" "sleep prodigy", playfully rendered with serif lettering and a parade of sleepy Zs standing in for the sounds of your little one daintily snoring. 

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Cute Sleep Prodigy Word Art

If your fearless curve wins points for you in pickleball, then this punny pickleball paddle, which features the "royal title" of "The Slice King" (a little word play on / verbal poke at "The Ice King") rendered in flowing script against a blue glittery background, is perfect for you! Reverse shows identical design.

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Funny Script The Slice King Blue Glitter Pickleball Paddle

This funny "This is the Only Foursome" (and, as a sidebar, in fine print "my wife won't object to") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift that golf widows can give their absent spouses! 

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Funny abecedarian Club Member Since ... T-Shirt

Funny abecedarian Club Member Since ... T-Shirt

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