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Make your kid sound as smart as they look, with this shirt, which features theimposing title of, "abecedarian Club Member Since 20XX" (on the reverse) and the retort (on the front). Perfect for grade school children (especially kindergarteners), linguists, English teachers, or word nerds!

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Funny abecedarian Club Member Since ... T-Shirt

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Never Get in the Way of a Hummingbird and Her Flowers. If you are a fan of these little pollinators, you'll agree that they are so wonderful to watch ... poetry in motion. The perfect shirt for hummingbird lovers.

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Funny Quote: Never Get in the Way of a Hummingbird T-Shirt

If you find Hallowe'en to be one of the most fun-filled days of the year, then this punny shirt with the words "Simply Eerie Sistible" styled in a creepy font in white, lime green, and purple, is a real groaner -- and a great idea for yourself or your friends (single or attached)!

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Funny Punny Creepy Simply Eeriesistible T-Shirt

Celebrate the enterpreneurial spirit with this two-tone tag cloud shirt, which features power words and synonyms for visionaries, doers, believers, and gamechangers.

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Innovator Gamechanger Visionary Dreamer Tag Cloud T-Shirt

I Was at the Planetary Parade of August 28, 2024 T-Shirt

Celebrate Syzygy on August 28, 2024 T-Shirt

Celebrate Syzygy and the Planetary Parade on 2024 with these designs, which announce the event in a sci-fi style font with a stylized diagram of the six aligning planets on a solid black background.

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WOW Planetary Parade / Celebrate Syzygy 2024

Funny Drama Queen with Royal Crown Baby T-Shirt

Funny Drama Queen with Royal Crown Baby Bodysuit

Prepare for those sleepless nights and welcome that new addition to the family with this funny baby bib, which features the words "Drama Queen" with a royal crown. Reverse shows identical design. Personalize as desired.

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Funny Drama Queen with Royal Crown

This is a great way to recognize the individual who was the original bank officer to launch your early business ventures, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Loan Forgiveness Officer" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. Great for Father's Day (or dad's birthday), but can also be adapted for mom, uncle, aunt, or anyone who has given you financial support! 

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Funny Loan Forgiveness Officer Hashtag Super Dad T-Shirt

With its quasi-rhyming "job title" of "grammar drama queen" (and in smaller print, "yes, I do mind your Ps and Qs!", this funny shirt is a sly poke at the language police. ;) Great gift idea for linguists, grammaticians, and English teachers!

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Funny Grammar Drama Queen Mind Your Ps and Qs T-Shirt

Booyeah! with spooky crossed eyeballs in the "Os" on a lime green background delivers a simple but cute little wordplay for tasty Halloween handouts.

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Funny Lime Green Booyeah! Crossed Eyes Halloween Hot Chocolate Drink Mix

Cute Peaceful Sleeping Young Monk Stone Sculpture Jigsaw Puzzle

Cute Peaceful Sleeping Young Monk Stone Sculpture Throw Pillow

Cute Peaceful Sleeping Young Monk Stone Sculpture Poster

Cute Peaceful Sleeping Young Monk Stone Sculpture Canvas Print

Add a touch of inspiration to your walls with this wrapped canvas, which features an ode to sleep, accompanied by a stone sculpture of a young Buddhist monk slumbering peacefully.

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Cute Peaceful Sleeping Young Monk Stone Sculpture

Part brainteaser, part assemble-it-yourself art, this contemplative yet challenging puzzle is great for improving muscle memory.

Be inspired with this motivational quote, "Music is poetry for the soul", which accompanies an original photo I took of a violin laid across a kitchen slate floor and vignetted in post-processing.

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Elegant Vignetted Violin on Slate Tile Jigsaw Puzzle

Take a swipe at AI with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features a humorous adapted Jimism, "I Don't Hate the Chatbot. It's the Most Incredible Bulls**t Generator Ever."

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Funny I Don't Hate the Chatbot ... Giant Coffee Mug

Here Come the Robins. There Go My Blueberries. American Robins are a sure sign of spring. So are the blueberries that these naughty "taste testers" will gobble or make off with, right under your nose. I've learned to take it in stride. In fact, the appearance of these blueberry thieves tell me it's time that I should go blueberry picking.

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Here Come the Robins ... Yard Sign

Celebrate Syzygy on August 28, 2024 Stemless Wine Glass

Celebrate Syzygy on August 28, 2024 Duffle Bag

I Was at the Planetary Parade of August 28, 2024 Duffle Bag

Celebrate Syzygy on August 28, 2024 Fanny Pack

Celebrate Syzygy on August 28, 2024 Fleece Blanket

Food artiste is the perfectly poetic apron for gourmets and gourmands who think that mere labels like "chef" and "cook" don't do them creative justice.

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Funny abecedarian Club Member Since ... T-Shirt

Funny abecedarian Club Member Since ... T-Shirt

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