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Make your kid sound as smart as they look, with this shirt, which features theimposing title of, "abecedarian Club Member Since 20XX" (on the reverse) and the retort (on the front). Perfect for grade school children (especially kindergarteners), linguists, English teachers, or word nerds!

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Funny abecedarian Club Member Since ... T-Shirt

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This is a great way to recognize the individual who is a prodigy in the kitchen (particularly with Greek cuisine), with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "The Souvlaki Specialist" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. 

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Funny The Souvlaki Specialist Hashtag Name T-Shirt

Luddites, AI developers/programmers, *and* AI testers, unite! Celebrate July 16 (Artificial Intelligence Appreciation Day) or September 12 (International Programmers' Day) with this funny novelty shirt, which features the meme, "I Think I Broke the A.I. (and, in finer print, 'Curiosity Killed the ChatBot')" on the front and a multitude of (unanswered) questions on the back, written in a grungy, marker-style font.

This design was based on my inaugural experience with the AI chatbot; I simply overwhelmed it with my multitude of questions (in the same way that children pepper their parents with a gazillion questions).

(TIP: that's how we'll take down the machines!) :)

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Funny I Think I Broke The AI ... T-Shirt

This "Worm Burner on the Fairway" golf polo shirt is the perfect gift idea for the golfer whose balls barely clear the grass when hit! Wear your bad swings proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny Worm Burner on the Fairway Polo Shirt

This funny "We are the Succulent Surgeons, Oxygenating the World One Prickly Plant at a Time ..." shirt -- with a tiny spiky cactus in a pot, standing in for the letter "o" in surgeons -- is the perfect gift idea for nursery employees or plant/nature lovers! (and yes, as any potted plant fanboy or fangirl knows, not all succulents are cactus or prickly).

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Funny We are the Succulent Surgeons T-Shirt

I'm not a photographer. I just like to take my camera for a walk (everyday). The perfect tongue-in-cheek tee-shirt for wildlife and nature photographers, who often go on many trips without getting their subjects or money shots.

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Funny Quote: I'm Not a Photographer. I Just ... T-Shirt

Break the ice when you go globetrotting with this colorful t-shirt, which features the tag cloud for "hello" in many languages. 

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Colorful Hello in Many Languages Word Cloud T-Shirt

A great workout shirt for fitness buffs, gym rats, or just those who like to stay true to themselves or motivate themselves to push the bar, this design features the inspirational meme, "Outspoken Unbroken", rendered in heavy block lettering. 

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Inspirational Meme Outspoken Unbroken T-Shirt

This is a great way to recognize the individual who is the holder of all knowledge arcane, obscure, or esoteric, with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "Obscure Trivia Master" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. Great for the member of the family who knows things no one else knows!

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Funny The Obscure Trivia Master Hashtag Name Giant Coffee Mug

Get a chuckle with this colorful observational humor / pun design, which features the self-created witticism "I brake for birds, even though they use fowl language." At least it's words I don't understand.
 
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Funny I Brake For Birds Even Tho They Use Fowl ... Black Cotton Face Mask

This is a great way to recognize the individual who is the moral compass for themselves as well as others, with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "Chief Values Officer" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for Mother's Day (or mom's birthday), but can also be adapted for dad, uncle, aunt, or anyone who steers you in the right direction! 

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Funny Chief Values Officer Hashtag Super Mom Giant Coffee Mug

I am the Hummingbird Whisperer. Brag about the bee-sized birds that frequent your backyard. Be the envy of your hummingbird-less friends.

The perfect "novel tee" shirt for lovers of these flying jewels.

Funny I am the Hummingbird Whisperer T-Shirt

With the funny observation, "Cloud Watchers Always Find the Silver Lining" (word wrapped around a smiling cumulonimbus cloud), this is the perfect shirt for children, cloud watchers, geophysicists, weather forecasters, or anyone who's naturally attracted to the natural attractions of this world!

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Funny Cloud Watchers Always Find the Silver Lining T-Shirt

Written in leetspeak, this funny "Long Live the Weekend" mug is great for those who can't wait for Friday night, Saturday, and Sunday. 
 
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Funny Leetspeak Long Live the Weekend Coffee Mug

Add a touch of spookiness to your Halloween or trick or treating party with these napkins, which feature the word 'spooktacular' in crooked lettering and animated with a pair of crossed eyeballs on a pumpkin orange background.

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Funny abecedarian Club Member Since ... T-Shirt

Funny abecedarian Club Member Since ... T-Shirt

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