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Distract (and get a rise out of) your opponent with this whimsical pickleball paddle, which gives us the admission that "picklers are unlicensed to dink and drive" on a neon pink and orange chalkboard. Reverse shows identical design on a black chalkboard background.

Design © W.H. Sim. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Handwritten Picklers Dink & Drive Pink. Chalkboard Pickleball Paddle

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Distract (and get a rise out of) your opponent with this vividly colorful pickleball paddle, which features a simple but upbeat "positive vibes only" message with stylized cheery flowers in the background. Reverse shows identical design on a solid black background.

Design © W.H. Sim. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Handwritten Upbeat Positive Vibes Only Pickleball Paddle

A great pickleball paddle for the budding scientist, the science minded, or those contemplating a career in the STEM (science, technology, engineering, and math) disciplines. This design features the tongue-in-cheek quote "Chemistry majors cover their bases ... and their acids!" rendered around a molecular 2D representation/formula for serotonin, the "feel good" hormone. Reverse shows identical design.

Copy and Layout © W.H. Sim. All Rights Reserved. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny Chemistry Majors Cover Their Bases ... Pickleball Paddle

Crack up the competition in pickleball with this funny pickleball paddle, which features the dubious job title of "Future Mad Scientist" with an Erlenmeyer flask / beaker of unknown liquid standing in for the 'A' in mad. A great gag gift idea for those contemplating a career in the STEM fields! Reverse shows identical design.

Layout and Copy © W.H. Sim. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny Future Mad Scientist with Chemistry Beaker Pickleball Paddle

Distract (and get a rise out of) your opponent with this vividly colorful and psychedelic pickleball paddle, which features the quirky disclaimer "No Rainbows Were Harmed in the Making of This Bag" on a prismatic tiedye background! As a graphic designer, I love using colors in my artwork. Tie-dye, however, may really stretch my fondness for hues. I will admit that they are good for stopping road traffic, causing retinal burns, and breaking the ice at social gatherings. Reverse shows identical design.

Layout and Copy © W.H. Sim. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny TieDye No Rainbows Were Harmed ... Pickleball Paddle

Crack up the competition in pickleball with this whimsical pickleball paddle, which features the career title of "Professor of Beardology" with an accompanying beard, and, in smaller print, "with a double minor in (soul) patches and (mu)staches. The hilariously funny and perfect gift for any guy who's (inordinately) proud of / obsessed with his facial hair! The hilariously funny and perfect gift for the well-groomed guy who's (inordinately) proud of / obsessed with his facial hair! Guaranteed to break the ice and be a great conversation starter! Reverse shows identical design.

Layout and Copy © W.H. Sim. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny Hairy Professor of Beardology Pickleball Paddle

If your fearless curve wins points for you in pickleball, then this punny pickleball paddle, which features the "royal title" of "The Slice Queen" (a little word play on / verbal poke at "The Ice Queen") rendered in flowing script against a pink glittery background, is perfect for you! Reverse shows identical design.

Design © W.H. Sim. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny Script Girly The Slice Queen Pink Glitter Pickleball Paddle

Have you mastered topspins, backspins, sidespins, and corkspins? Then this pickleball paddle is for you! Crack up the competition with this funny design, which features the dubious job title of "The Spin Doctor" with a syringe of unknown liquid standing in for the 'T' in doctor, set against a heartbeat tracing and a grey mesh background. A great gag gift idea for physicians and marketing professionals! ;) Reverse shows identical design.

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Funny The Spin Doctor Syringe Heartbeat Chart Pickleball Paddle

Handwritten Upbeat Cheery Positive Vibes Only Throw Pillow

Handwritten Upbeat Cheery Positive Vibes Only Tote Bag

Handwritten Upbeat Cheery Positive Vibes Only Glass Coaster

Handwritten Upbeat Cheery Positive Vibes Only Square Wall Clock

Take good vibrations with you anywhere you go with this all-over-print tote, which features a simple but upbeat "positive vibes only" message with stylized flowers on a cheery orange background. Reverse shows identical design on a solid black background.

Design © W.H. Sim. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

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Handwritten Upbeat Cheery Positive Vibes Only

Take a bit of inspiration with you with this keychain, which features a butterfly, elegant sans serif and script lettering, and the quote to "be inspired everyday." Great for mentoring programs and motivational campaigns!

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Be Inspired Everyday Purple Butterfly Keychain

Funny Professor of Beardology Stone Coaster

Funny Professor of Beardology Glass Coaster

Funny Professor of Beardology Luggage Tag

Funny Professor of Beardology Trucker Hat

Funny Professor of Beardology Can Cooler

Crack 'em up with this whimsical designs, which feature the career title of "Professor of Beardology" with an accompanying beard, and, in smaller print, "with a double minor in (soul) patches and (mu)staches. Perfect for any guy who's (inordinately) proud of / obsessed with his facial hair! Guaranteed to break the ice and be a great conversation starter! 

Layout and Copy © W.H. Sim. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

WOW Funny Hairy Professor of Beardology

Add a touch of spookiness to your Halloween or trick or treating party with these paper plates, which feature a motley medley of orange and black pumpkins, witches, ghosts, and cats, with a whimsical rhyme in the middle for the little (or big) visiting monsters! 

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Funny Rhyme Trick or Treat Halloween Orange Black Paper Plates

If your fearless curve wins points for you in pickleball, then this punny pickleball paddle, which features the "royal title" of "The Slice King" (a little word play on / verbal poke at "The Ice King") rendered in flowing script against a blue glittery background, is perfect for you! Reverse shows identical design.

Design © W.H. Sim. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny Script The Slice King Blue Glitter Pickleball Paddle

This is a great way to recognize the individual who is the moral compass for themselves as well as others, with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "Chief Values Officer" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for Mother's Day (or mom's birthday), but can also be adapted for dad, uncle, aunt, or anyone who steers you in the right direction! 

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Funny Chief Values Officer Hashtag Super Mom Giant Coffee Mug

Make it known to one and all that literary spontaneity runs through your veins, and you are a slam poet with this hashtag headgear!

Design and Copy © W.H. Sim. All Rights Reserved. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Handwritten Picklers Dink & Drive Pink. Chalkboard Pickleball Paddle

Handwritten Picklers Dink & Drive Pink. Chalkboard Pickleball Paddle

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