This funny "Golf" (and, as an explanatory sidebar, in fine print "Game of Lies and Flubs") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift for a golfer who has a love-hate relationship with this game! 

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Funny Blue Argyle Golf (Game of Lies 'n' Flubs) Golf Towel

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This funny "This is the Only Foursome" (and, as a sidebar, in fine print "my wife won't object to") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift that golf widows can give their absent spouses! 

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Funny Blue Argyle This is the Only Foursome ... Golf Towel

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This funny "Who's Your Caddie?" (and, as an explanatory sidebar, in fine print "the one who's the better golfer!") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift that you can give to the golfer's adviser on the green! 

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Funny Blue Argyle Who's Your Caddie? ... Golf Towel

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These funny "Let Lost Balls Lie" golf ball markers give us a ball's (rather resigned) perspective on what they must feel every time they're as far from the fairway as they can get. The perfect gift idea for the golfer whose regularly puts their balls in the worst of places!

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Funny Let Lost Balls Lie Golf Ball Marker

These funny typography golf ball markers, which feature the "playing styles" of Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook, are the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit his ball with a lot of curve and sidespin, and then (over)compensate on the next shot!

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Funny Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook Golf Ball Marker

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These funny typography golf balls, which feature the "playing styles" of Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook, is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit his ball with a lot of curve and sidespin, and then (over)compensate on the next shot!

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Funny Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook Golf Balls

These funny "Duff in the Rough" typography golf balls are the perfect gift idea for any golfer who has seen where a bad hit (usually) lands them!

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Funny Poetic Duff in the Rough Golf Balls

This funny typography golf towel with argyle borders, which features the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice Queen" (and, in fine print, the rhyming sidebar "is a royal pain on the green"), is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit her ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor.

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Funny Red Argyle The Slice Queen ... Golf Towel

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This funny "Duff in the Rough" (and, in fine print, the sidebar, "pairs well with that double bogey") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift idea for any golfer who has seen where a bad hit (usually) lands them!

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Funny Red Argyle Duff in the Rough Golf Towel

These funny "Bad Driver" typography golf ball markers are the perfect gift idea for any golfer who wish they could be better with their number one clubs! It is not a reference to your (in)competence behind the wheel (of a car or a golf cart), but take it both ways if you wish!

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Funny Bad Driver Golf Ball Marker

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This "Swing King" (and, as an explanatory sidebar, in fine print "Because Golf's Really His Thing") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift for a golfer who has this game nailed down! 

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Blue Argyle The Swing King Golf Towel

Offer inspiration with this golf towel, which features the uplifting words/advice "Chase your dreams", rendered in a combination of handwritten and elegant serif lettering on a royal-blue-to-black gradient background.

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Inspirational Quote Chase Your Dreams Golf Towel

The Eagle Maker Golf Towel

Funny The Birdie Whisperer Golf Towel

Funny Worm Burner on the Fairway Golf Towel

Funny Be the Ball Be the Club ... Golf Towel

Funny The Slice Queen Golf Towel

Funny Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook Golf Towel

This "The Eagle Maker" golf towel is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings his (or her) A game to every round!

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WOW The Name of the Game(r)

Golfers belong to an exclusive club, and why not acknowledge the golfer who tries so hard on the green (and/or perhaps is a little less than honest in the counting of their strokes) with this golf towel, which touts their lifetime membership to the Saint Mulligan Golf Club (styled in dignified Old English lettering and capital fonts) on a royal blue background. Customize messaging as desired!

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Funny Saint Mulligan Golf Club Lifetime Member Golf Towel

Funny Red Argyle The Slice King ... Golf Towel

Green Argyle The Birdie Whisperer Golf Towel

WOW Argyle & Block

This is a great way to recognize the individual who drops off her daughter(s) at ballet class, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Ballet Liaison Officer" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for Mother's Day (or mom's birthday)! 

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Funny Ballet Liaison Officer Hashtag Busy Mom T-Shirt

What isn't burnt (to a crisp) is (still) edible. In my early culinary adventures, the diners have often been forced to stomach food that has been too well done. Not surprisingly, this has not led to any love for Cajun or blackened cuisine. The perfect apron to let others know that the meal may be less than perfect!

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What Is Slightly Burnt is Mostly Edible Adult Apron

Funny Punny Un-fore-gettable Golf Balls

Funny Un-fore-gettable Divot Tool

Funny The Eagle Maker Golf Balls

Funny The Worm Burner Golf Balls

Funny Punny The Slice Queen Divot Tool

Funny The Worm Burner Divot Tool

This ball says it all! This "Best Golfer by Par" typography golf ball is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who is even-stevens at every round!

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WOW Golf Personalized

Funny Food Critic Adult Apron

Funny Goodbye 9 to 5 Hello Happy Hour Retirement Bottle Hanger Tag

Funny Goodbye 9 to 5 Hello Happy Hour Retirement Credit Card Bottle Opener

Funny Goodbye 9 to 5 Hello Happy Hour Retirement Seltzer Can Cooler

Funny Goodbye 9 to 5 Hello Happy Hour Retirement Flask

Funny Goodbye 9 to 5 Hello Happy Hour Retirement Napkins

Funny Goodbye 9 to 5 Hello Happy Hour Retirement Coffee Drink Mix

Celebrate the retirement of a soon-to-be former coworker with this funny design, which features the sentiment, "Goodbye Nine to Five Hello to Happy Hour" in a white, grunge style font, with an apple martini cleverly standing in for the "Y" in "Happy" on a soothing baby blue background.

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WOW Funny Goodbye 9 to 5 Hello Happy Hour Retirement

Written in leetspeak, this funny "Long Live the Weekend" glass coaster is great for those who can't wait for Friday night, Saturday, and Sunday. 
 
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Funny Leetspeak Long Live the Weekend Glass Coaster

Great Ideas Start as Doodles on a Napkin. That's right -- many successfully commercialized ideas have started with a pen, a thought, and scribbles on the back of a napkin. Inspiration these days is more likely to occur on a smartphone.

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Great Ideas Start as Doodles on a Napkin

Have a sense of humor when you go globetrotting with this passport cover, which features the philosophical saying "Life is a Journey" ... and then follows up with a practical suggestion to "Wear Comfy Shoes". 

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Funny Life is a Journey ... Passport Holder

This is a great way to recognize the individual who is the moral compass for themselves as well as others, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Chief Values Officer" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for Mother's Day (or mom's birthday), but can also be adapted for dad, uncle, aunt, or anyone who steers you in the right direction! 

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Funny Chief Values Officer Hashtag Super Mom T-Shirt

Add a touch of humor to the kitchen with this Swiss cheese-inspired all-over-print apron, which features a lighthearted mashup of funny and offbeat job titles / hats (in cheese holes) you never knew the talented chef / baker / cook / gourmet / gourmand in the family (known as mom, nana, sister, or niece) wore!

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Blue Argyle The Swing King Golf Towel

Blue Argyle The Swing King Golf Towel

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