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Ye Olde Greasy Spoon is the perfectly tongue-in-cheek way to describe the (home) kitchen, your favorite hole-in-the-wall, or cafe, with the sobriquet rendered in old English/Gothic blackletter script. Customize with a "year of establishment".

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Funny Blackletter Script Ye Olde Greasy Spoon Adult Apron

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The wonderful world of homonyms in the English languages lends itself to some truly interesting results. This funny "Shoe Pastry" (with an accompanying silhouette of a stiletto for added comical effect) is a lighthearted wordplay on the similar sounding choux pastry, an unleavened dough used in many European-based cuisines.

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Funny Pun / Wordplay Shoe (Choux) Pastry Adult Apron

Sauce Boss is the perfectly poetic apron for sauciers, with the sobriquet rendered with white bold, block letters on a black circle.

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Funny Minimalist Bold Sauce Boss Adult Apron

Add a touch of inspiration, elegance, and nature to the kitchen with this apron, which features a multi-colored butterfly-shaped tag cloud that describes the many facets of these delicate beauties. 

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Inspirational Elegant Butterfly Tag Cloud Adult Apron

Family traditions start in the kitchen. There is no recipe or set formula for building successful personal relationships, but families can bond over food that is made in the home.

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Family Traditions Start in the Kitchen Adult Apron

The wonderful world of homonyms in the English languages lends itself to some truly interesting results in other languages. This funny "Miso Hungry" apron (with chopsticks and sushi for added comical effect) is perfect for the sushi lover with a punny sense of humor.

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Funny Pun / Wordplay Miso Hungry Adult Apron

You had me at steak and prawns. Done in the style of that famous one-liner from that famous movie that popularized the internet meme "show me the money!" The perfect apron to put an end to that pesky question, "What do you want for dinner tonight?"

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You Had Me at Steak and Prawns Adult Apron

Celebrate the enterpreneurial spirit with this two-tone tag cloud apron, which features power words and synonyms for visionaries, doers, believers, and gamechangers.

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Innovator Gamechanger Visionary Dreamer Tag Cloud Adult Apron

Funny Saint Mulligan Golf Club Lifetime Member Golf Towel

Funny Saint Mulligan Golf Club Lifetime Member Mug

Funny Saint Mulligan Golf Club Lifetime Member Divot Tool

Funny Saint Mulligan Golf Club Lifetime Member Golf Glove

Funny Saint Mulligan Golf Club Lifetime Member Whiskey Glass

Golfers belong to an exclusive club, and why not acknowledge the one who tries so hard on the green (and/or perhaps is a little less than honest in the counting of their strokes) with these  novelty golf gift ideas, which tout their lifetime membership to the Saint Mulligan Golf Club (styled in dignified Old English lettering and capital fonts).

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WOW Funny Saint Mulligan Golf Club Lifetime Member

Belief and perseverance in the face of the greatest odds are the hallmarks of difference maker.

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Difference Maker T-Shirt

No matter what language you speak, "blessings" is a powerful word and benediction, rendered in a colorful multi-lingual tag cloud on a white background.

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Colorful Blessings Word Cloud in Many Languages Pillar Candle

Funny Cake Maker Adult Apron

This is a great way to recognize the individual who can give you the play-by-plays and stats of every sports game, with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "Chief Sports Analyst" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. Great for Father's Day (or dad's birthday)!

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Funny Chief Sports Analyst Hashtag Super Dad Giant Coffee Mug

Inspirational Be Inspired Everyday Butterfly Throw Pillow

Inspirational Be Inspired Everyday Butterfly Face Shield

Inspirational Be Inspired Everyday Butterfly Glass Coaster

Inspirational Be Inspired Everyday Butterfly Poster

Inspirational Be Inspired Everyday Butterfly Button

Inspirational Be Inspired Everyday Butterfly Adult Cloth Face Mask

Add a bit of inspiration to your life with this design, which features a stylized purple butterfly standing in for the circle above the letter i and the motivational quote to "be inspired everyday" set in elegant lettering.

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WOW Inspirational Be Inspired Everyday Purple Butterfly

A great workout shirt for fitness buffs, gym rats, or just those who like to stay active at any age, this design features the inspirational quote, "Fit Body Fit Mind", rendered in heavy block lettering. 

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Funny Blackletter Script Ye Olde Greasy Spoon Adult Apron

Funny Blackletter Script Ye Olde Greasy Spoon Adult Apron

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Other aprons from various stores