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Ye Olde Greasy Spoon is the perfectly tongue-in-cheek way to describe the (home) kitchen, your favorite hole-in-the-wall, or cafe, with the sobriquet rendered in old English/Gothic blackletter script. Customize with a "year of establishment".

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Ye Olde Greasy Spoon is the perfectly tongue-in-cheek way to describe the (home) kitchen, your favorite hole-in-the-wall, or cafe, with the sobriquet rendered in old English/Gothic blackletter script. Customize with a "year of establishment".

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Funny Blackletter Script Ye Olde Greasy Spoon Adult Apron

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Show your love for Mother Nature with this apron, which features the globe-friendly message "Hug a Tree, Save Our Earth" and hands reaching up to embrace the leaves of a tree. Great for Earth Day!

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Hug a Tree Save Our Earth Adult Apron

Food critic is the perfect apron for those who don't cook, but judge. :)

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Funny Food Critic Adult Apron

This colorful "Mucho Gusto!" word art (Spanish for "nice to meet you!") is perfect for chefs, gourmets, and gourmands who love to break the ice ... in the kitchen, at the BBQ, or anywhere else an apron, food, and a number of people are called for.

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Colorful Mucho Gusto! Pleased to Meet You Adult Apron

The politically correct way to refer to those who slave away over a hot stove. The perfect apron for those with a (more) sophisticated sense of humor!

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I'm Not a Cook. I'm a Food Artiste. Adult Apron

Rookie in the Kitchen. Call 911 and Run! We always had the fire extinguisher in the kitchen, and although we never used it, several pots and woks were discarded, thanks to my culinary misadventures (and other distractions). The tongue-in-cheek apron for those who are just starting their tenure in the saltiest place in the home or ship!

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Funny Quote Rookie in the Kitchen Adult Apron

Hot mess is the perfectly apron for gourmets and gourmands who look great, even in the kitchen.

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Funny Hot Mess Adult Apron

Inspirational To Dream is to Journey ... Acrylic Tumbler

Inspirational To Dream is to Journey ... Pinback Button

Inspirational To Dream is to Journey ... Canvas Print

Inspirational To Dream is to Journey ... Glass Coaster

Inspirational To Dream is to Journey ... Keychain

Add a touch of inspiration to your favorite drink with this espresso mug, which features the uplifting words "To dream is to journey without limits" on golden waters!

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Inspirational To Dream is to Journey ...

This is a great way to recognize the individual who spends most of his/her time mixing up mystery liquids in the science lab or drinks at the bar, with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "The Potion Master" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for scientists, alchemists, and bartenders!

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Funny The Potion Master Hashtag Name Giant Coffee Mug

Never do today what can be put off indefinitely. Substitute with a favorite "achievement" of your own. Perfect for anyone with a sense of humor.

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Funny Best Job Title Procrastinator Ever Stainless Steel Water Bottle

This is a great way to recognize the individual who knows what's hot and trending for PJs and loungewear, with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "Director of Pyjama Fashion" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for Mother's Day (or mom's birthday)!

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Funny Director of Pyjama Fashion Hashtag Super Mom Giant Coffee Mug

This "Who Needs a Dog Bed When I Can Sleep in Yours?" pet bed is the perfect gift idea for dog owners who can't be separated from their dogs--whether their four-legged friends are small or large, long-haired or short-haired--when it's time to drift off to dreamland. Because whatever is good for mommy or daddy is good for Rover! 

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Funny Dog Who Needs a Dog Bed ...

This is a great way to recognize the individual who reads enchanting tales to their little one(s) before they lay themselves down to sleep, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Bedtime Stories Curator for Tiny Humans" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for Mother's Day (or mom's birthday)! 

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Funny Bedtime Stories Curator ... Hashtag Busy Mom T-Shirt

These funny typography golf ball markers, which feature the "playing styles" of Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook, are the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit his ball with a lot of curve and sidespin, and then (over)compensate on the next shot!

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Funny Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook Golf Ball Marker

Ironic We Stand Together By Staying Apart Face Shield

Ironic We Stand Together By Staying Apart White Cotton Face Mask

Ironic We Stand Together By Staying Apart Adult Cloth Face Mask

Ironic We Stand Together By Staying Apart T-Shirt

Ironic We Stand Together By Staying Apart

We stand together by staying apart. Life is full of contradictions, isn't it? This is my (somewhat tongue-in-cheek) observation about how humanity, as members of the collective global village, is going to get through what appears to be the greatest recent challenge--on so many fronts--of our recent times. 

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Funny Blackletter Script Ye Olde Greasy Spoon Adult Apron

Funny Blackletter Script Ye Olde Greasy Spoon Adult Apron

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