Socky is my first Sock monkey and my favorite Sock monkey.

A Little Artist Socky the Sock Monkey Kids Apron

Vibrant Retro Sun with a Black Palm Tree Silhouette.

Palm Tree Sunset Kids' Apron

"You're HOW old? Poor you!" We're talking major faux pas here, which is VERY unlike The Cabernet Cat! But of course he transforms the awkward situation into a funny one with an adorable PUN! "I mean, POUR YOU a glass of this!" he says, offering to pour from a bottle of cabernet that just happens to be available. Et voila! Situation saved. Here is the punny situation illustrated on a very funny apron.

You're HOW Old? Pour You Punny Wine Quote Adult Apron

Enjoy traveling through Georgia.  Everyone loves to travel. Personally, I would love to travel to all 50 states and explore outside countries.

Georgia State Flag Adult Apron

Fancy, unique and fun fonts. Majority of these are images that Zazzle does not carry as a font. But is customizable to add your own image, text and background color. This would be ideal for special occasions, such as Weddings, Showers, Invitations and fun personalization.

Monarchia "J" Adult Apron

It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. Clearly there is room for more wine. Here is a retro, hip black cat (the Cabernet Cat) wearing his signature sunglasses, holding his glass of red wine, and settling that silly argument once and for all. The text is in a cute vintage font, and there are burgundy stars all around. The C.C. and funny quote are all on a cute apron.

Room for More Wine Funny Quote with Cat Adult Apron

Five photo collage, tic tac toe with red hearts and X's, Happy Father's Day apron. ⭐PERSONALIZE this template to change the photos. ⭐EDIT IT further to make more changes. If editing, make sure everything stays within the printing dash lines. ⭐TRANSFER this design to any product. Double-check that the size of the image does not have a ▲warning symbol. That means that the image needs to be scaled down. If you need help, contact Sandy at ✉ admin@giftsyoutreasure.com Visit all my stores at bit.ly/SandyspiderStores (cut and paste).

Photo Collage Tic Tac Toe Hugs Kisses Fathers Day  Adult Apron

This funny, pun-laden "Sous" pervisor apron is perfect for sous-chefs who aspire to be higher.

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Funny Sous-pervisor / Supervisor Pun Adult Apron

Bear Special Dad for Father's Day, birthday or any time to say you care.

Beary Special Dad Adult Apron

I came. I saw. I forgot what I was doing. Didn't Julius Caesar say that? No, that was veni vidi vici. Anyway, do you know somebody who is always saying, "Darn! What did I come in here for?" (Maybe it's even you.) Then this apron is the perfect gift. Such a forgetful person could be getting older (losing their memory) or they just can't remember things. (What was her name again?) Don't you hate that?! I'm not sure. I forget.

I Came Saw Forgot Forgetful Funny Adult Apron

Look stupid, we know people who do stupid things. Maybe we do at times too.

 Personalize this with your own text or photo if you think you can top it. Most if not all of my products can be customized with your own photos and text right off the product types shown. Change font style and color, and background color by clicking on Customize. Click on Customize to change shirt style and sizes. All shirts can be customized for all ages and styles. Adult t-shirt can be changed into a kids shirt with the customize tool on the same page. Chose matching gifts by clicking on images in a different tab. If you want to see this on a product type not shown, send me an email at adminconnection@tds.net.

Look Stupid Apron

The wonderful world of homonyms in the English languages lends itself to some truly interesting results in other languages. This funny "Miso Hungry" apron (with chopsticks and sushi for added comical effect) is perfect for the sushi lover with a punny sense of humor.

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Funny Pun / Wordplay Miso Hungry Adult Apron

I won't rattle any bones.

 Personalize this with your own text or photo if you think you can top it. Most if not all of my products can be customized with your own photos and text right off the product types shown. Change font style and color, and background color by clicking on Customize. Click on Customize to change shirt style and sizes. All shirts can be customized for all ages and styles. Adult t-shirt can be changed into a kids shirt with the customize tool on the same page. Chose matching gifts by clicking on images in a different tab. If you want to see this on a product type not shown, send me an email at adminconnection@tds.net. 


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Skeleton Praying Halloween Apron

Mother's are use to multi-tasking. Why not give mom a break.

Busy Mom Adult Apron

Alaska has plenty of rock formations. The beauty of these cant be beat. This collage starts out from top left: Castle Cape of the Alaska Peninsula, Cape Promontory, Basalt Columns and Akutan Island. Alaska is the largest state in the United States by area. It is situated in the northwest extremity of the North American continent, with Canada to the east, the Arctic Ocean to the north, and the Pacific Ocean to the west and south, with Russia further west across the Bering Strait. Approximately half of Alaska's 710,231 residents live within the Anchorage metropolitan area. Alaska is the 49th state.
 Everyone loves to travel. Personally, I would love to travel to all 50 states and explore outside countries. Since I am from America, I will try to get the best of each state. Then adding from places like Europe and the down under would complete this shop. If you are in a hurry and would like to see something from a particular place that I don't have yet, just let me know and I will come up with something. Send a message to sandy@sandyspider.com or sandyswebnetwork@gmail.com if you would like to see any of these designs on a product not shown. I will gladly make a custom-made product just for you.

Rock Landscapes of Alaska Collage Adult Apron

Holly Jolly Vibes Retro Groovy Christmas Holidays Apron

Holly Jolly Vibes Retro Groovy Christmas Holidays Adult Apron

I'm outdoorsy. I drink wine on the patio. Funny wine quote from a hand drawn retro black cat in his trademark sunglasses--The Cabernet Cat! He's holding a glass of red wine, and his humorous wine saying is in a vintage sixties font. This cute apron would be perfect for your kitchen or wine bar.

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Black Cat Adult Apron

Pumpkin Spice is My Favorite Season Aprons

Pumpkin Spice is My Favorite Season Adult Apron

Add a touch of inspiration, elegance, and nature to the kitchen with this apron, which features a multi-colored tree-shaped tag cloud that connects the importance of these large and ancient organisms to our world. A great idea for the nature lover on your gift list!

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Inspirational Tree of Life Tag Cloud Adult Apron

Today, that funny, cool Cabernet Cat has a useful rule of thumb to share: "I always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. Thursday, for example." You never know when a day of the week will sneak up on you, and you'll definitely want to have a healthy supply of Cabernet Sauvignon at the ready. Who knows? You may even have guests! And just in case, here's a fun apron to spice things up while you're entertaining.

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Adult Apron

joy to the world adult apron

Funny Quote Headless Horseman Adult Apron. The headless horseman is a ghost who rides his horse looking for victims to decapitate. A funny quote on the apron of "Has Anyone Seen My Head?"

Funny Quote Headless Horseman Adult Apron

Susan's Newfoundland dog is either sad or sleeping. In any case, he is so cute with his sunglasses and hat. Always looking for great animal photos. Contact me for details.

Left Behind This Halloween Adult Apron

This custom Thanksgiving apron features a watercolor illustration of a friendly crow sitting among the beautiful Fall sunflowers and customizable text that reads, "Let us gather together and be thankful."  Personalize with your family name, a thanksgiving message, the year, or other text to make it your own! Cook your Thanksgiving feast in style this year with a personalized apron!

Sunflowers and Crow Thankful Thanksgiving Family Adult Apron

christmas calories dont count funny holiday quote apron

christmas calories dont count funny holiday quote adult apron

Colorado is noted for its vivid landscape of mountains, forests, high plains, mesas, canyons, plateaus, rivers, and desert lands. Everyone loves to travel. Personally, I would love to travel to all 50 states and explore outside countries. Since I am from America, I will try to get the best out of each state. Then adding from places like Europe and the down under would complete this shop. If you are in a hurry and would like to see something from a particular place that I don't have yet, just let me know and I will come up with something.

Colorado Picture and USA Text Adult Apron

Valentine's Day text in different text styles and if you would like to create your own, just delete the text image and add your text or image. Add your own color of background to these. These text styles are images not in the Zazzle font. Happy Holidays. Send a message to sandy@sandyspider.com or sandyswebnetwork@gmail.com if you would like to see any of these designs on a product not shown. I will gladly make a custom-made product just for you.

Words of Heart Adult Apron

Always butting heads with someone that has a god complex? Even if you don't think you are a red colored neck, white trash or a hillbilly...these divas or prima donnas will look at you this way. Here is your chance to fight back. Or what about family. Have you disowned them, ashamed of them or they are snotty to you?

Can't Pick Your Family Adult Apron

Vintage Carnegie Library in Anniston, Alabama, canvas texture artwork design. The library served from 1918-1965. Calhoun County is home to Anniston in northeast Alabama. Contact Sandy at admin@giftsyoutreasure.com

Vintage Carnegie Library Anniston Alabama  Adult Apron

See the northern lights of Alaska. Alaska is the largest state in the United States by area. It is situated in the northwest extremity of the North American continent, with Canada to the east, the Arctic Ocean to the north, and the Pacific Ocean to the west and south, with Russia further west across the Bering Strait. Approximately half of Alaska's 710,231 residents live within the Anchorage metropolitan area. Alaska is the 49th state. Everyone loves to travel. Personally, I would love to travel to all 50 states and explore outside countries. Since I am from America, I will try to get the best of each state. Then adding from places like Europe and the down under would complete this shop. If you are in a hurry and would like to see something from a particular place that I don't have yet, just let me know and I will come up with something. Send a message to sandy@sandyspider.com or sandyswebnetwork@gmail.com if you would like to see any of these designs on a product not shown. I will gladly make a custom-made product just for you.

Northern Lights of Alaska Collage Adult Apron

Jingle all the way Retro Groovy Christmas Holidays Aprons

Jingle all the way Retro Groovy Christmas Holidays Adult Apron

Wisconsin loves football. Green Bay is the only city where the fans own the football team. We have the best cheese and drinking is one of the activities. Enjoy visiting this state. There are many attractions.

Wisconsinite Champions Football, Cheese and Beer Adult Apron

Our German Shepherd, Buddy is a good sport when dressing him up. He was fine with the black witch cape but did not like the camouflage jacket. Buddy was a happy boy when the jacket came off. Always looking for great animal photos. Contact me for details.

German Shepherd Witch Dog Adult Apron

Whether you are a Democrat, or Republican or belong to a different political party. These Zazzle designs are about both parties having D.U.M.B. just to be fair to those who have a blind eye on the WRONG party. The saying about being right and anyone that disagrees can go towards any type of political party. Find more Politics and D.U.M.B. See other D.U.M.B.

Democrats Have D.U.M.B. Adult Apron

Ye Olde Greasy Spoon is the perfectly tongue-in-cheek way to describe the (home) kitchen, your favorite hole-in-the-wall, or cafe, with the sobriquet rendered in old English/Gothic blackletter script. Customize with a "year of establishment".

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Funny Blackletter Script Ye Olde Greasy Spoon Adult Apron

What's the use in pretending? An all-grape fruit salad made with fermented grapes equals only one thing: Wine for dinner. Cheers! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, is on an apron.

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Adult Apron

No better say to say it than with chocolate. This is for all chocoholics.

Brownie Diet Adult Apron

Add a bit of inspiration to the kitchen with this apron, which features a butterfly, elegant sans serif and script lettering, and the quote to "be inspired everyday." 

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Inspirational Be Inspired Everyday Butterfly Adult Apron

eat drink and be scary halloween adult apron

Silly Funny German Shepherd Dog & Easter Bunny Ears Holiday Adult Apron. Were you expecting an Easter Bunny? This card has a wild colorful retro background. Personalize this template to replace the photo.

Funny German Shepherd Dog & Easter Bunny Ears Adult Apron

They can pay an NFL player $20 million but they can't agree on giving an official referee the raise that they are asking for.
 While NFL referees are on strike, replacement refs have taken their place. Their judgement hasn't been the best starting with the first games of the season.
 The worst blunder ever came on 9/24/12 with the Green Bay Packers at the Seattle Seahawks. The last few seconds of the game, Green Bay safety Jennings caught the football just before Seattle receiver Golden Tate got his own hands on it. Afterwards Jennings pulled the ball into his chest, establishing possession.
 The fake refs called it a touchdown by Tate. They really ref'd up!

Ref'd Up In Seattle with Replacement Referees Long Apron

You had me at steak and prawns. Done in the style of that famous one-liner from that famous movie that popularized the internet meme "show me the money!" The perfect apron to put an end to that pesky question, "What do you want for dinner tonight?"

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You Had Me at Steak and Prawns Adult Apron

Apron of a Jack o' Lantern with a wide mouth unhappy face is the theme with this Halloween orange pumpkin. Designed by Sandyspider Gifts. View all my stores at http://bit.ly/SandyspiderStores

Jack o' Lantern Unhappy Face, Halloween Pumpkin Adult Apron

Get Back To The Kitchen Cute Kawaii Girl Chef apron, the text is a template and can be edited to anything you like. Maybe you want to send a message back to the men wearing such not so funny t-shirts or aprons?

Get Back To The Kitchen Cute Kawaii Girl Chef Long Apron

Do you know someone who seems to be all hands? Maybe it is you!  Just plain silly. Quotes we use. Not sure where we are going with this and things to ponder.

All...Hands Adult Apron

The Bald Eagle is America's symbol for freedom. We often add the Bald Eagle with the American flag in the background. Here is a drawing for this magnificent bird. Contact me if you would like a custom-made product just for you. Or something different with one of the product types. sandy@sandyspider.

Bald Eagle and American Flag Adult Apron

Whether you are a Democrat, Republican or belong to a different political party. These Zazzle designs are about both parties having D.U.M.B. just to be fair to those who have a blind eye on the WRONG party. The saying about being right and anyone that disagrees can go towards any type of political party. Find more Politics and D.U.M.B. See other D.U.M.B.

When It Comes To Politics Adult Apron

I Love Ferrets with Red Heart. Personalize the text. Edit it for more.

I Love Ferrets with Red Heart Adult Apron

Sunbeam filtering through the window and shining on our German Shepherd Buddy. Interesting two photos that we took during the summer. This is exactly how it turned out. Though blending of the two pictures.

Shine On Me German Shepherd Adult Apron

This colorful "Mucho Gusto!" word art (Spanish for "nice to meet you!") is perfect for chefs, gourmets, and gourmands who love to break the ice ... in the kitchen, at the BBQ, or anywhere else an apron, food, and a number of people are called for.

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