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This funny, double punned "This butter be good, because there's no margarine for error" apron will bring a groan, if not a chuckle or two, to those who read it, and those don it!

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Funny Pun / Wordplay ... No Margarine for Error Adult Apron

Show your love for Mother Nature with this apron, which features the globe-friendly message "Hug a Tree, Save Our Earth" and hands reaching up to embrace the leaves of a tree. Great for Earth Day!

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Hug a Tree Save Our Earth Adult Apron

Hot mess is the perfectly apron for gourmets and gourmands who look great, even in the kitchen.

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Funny Hot Mess Adult Apron

This colorful "Mucho Gusto!" word art (Spanish for "nice to meet you!") is perfect for chefs, gourmets, and gourmands who love to break the ice ... in the kitchen, at the BBQ, or anywhere else an apron, food, and a number of people are called for.

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Colorful Mucho Gusto! Pleased to Meet You Adult Apron

Food critic is the perfect apron for those who don't cook, but judge. :)

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Funny Food Critic Adult Apron

The politically correct way to refer to those who slave away over a hot stove. The perfect apron for those with a (more) sophisticated sense of humor!

I'm Not a Cook. I'm a Food Artiste. Adult Apron

Born to bake: the perfect apron for those who rule the kitchen with their exacting requirements, profess an undying love for yeast, swear by Fahrenheit, and revel in funny math like "a baker's dozen".

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Born to Bake Adult Apron

You had me at steak and prawns. Done in the style of that famous one-liner from that famous movie that popularized the internet meme "show me the money!" The perfect apron to put an end to that pesky question, "What do you want for dinner tonight?"

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You Had Me at Steak and Prawns Adult Apron

Cute Periodic Table Element Symbols Baby Bib

Cute Periodic Table Element Symbols Baby Burp Cloth

Cute Periodic Table Element Symbols Tank Top

Cute Periodic Table Element Symbols Baby Bodysuit

Cute Periodic Table Element Symbols White Cotton Face Mask

Add a touch of whimsy to the nursery with this funny clock, which features the word "cute", spelled using the symbols of the periodic tablet of elements. Personalize as desired.

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Cute Periodic Table Element Symbols

This "Long Live the Serial Comma. Today, Tomorrow, and Forever." is the perfect tongue-in-cheek tee-shirt for linguists and grammaticians (followed by an example for the uninitiated). Myself, I've always been a big fan of the serial comma (also known by its other alias of Oxford comma), and have gotten into debates about the issue of redundancy vs necessity. It can prevent expensive lawsuits and hilarious interpretations when not employed.

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Funny Long Live the Serial Comma T-Shirt

Inspirational Dream Deeply Live Boldly ... Thermal Tumbler

Inspirational Dream Deeply Live Boldly ... Yoga Mat

Inspirational Dream Deeply Live Boldly ... T-Shirt

Inspirational Dream Deeply Live Boldly ... Notebook

Inspirational Dream Deeply Live Boldly ... Two-Tone Coffee Mug

Get inspired to live your best life with this bold and modern motivational notebook, which features the affirmations, "Dream Deeply Live Boldly Love Unconditionally" set in tall, block lettering with a starry black cosmos peeking out from each character.

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WOW Inspirational Dream Deeply Live Boldly Love Unconditionally

With more letters in its name than the English alphabet (30, to be exact), eellogofusciouhipoppokunurious (on the reverse), is the perfect shirt for English teachers, linguists, word nerds, glottologists, logophiles, and lexicomanes! The meaning of this very long word? Very good or very fine.

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Funny eellogofusciouhipoppokunurious Weird Word T-Shirt

Part brainteaser, part assemble-it-yourself art, this contemplative yet challenging puzzle is great for improving muscle memory.

Be inspired with this motivational quote, "Music is poetry for the soul", which accompanies an original photo I took of a violin laid across a kitchen slate floor and vignetted in post-processing.

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Elegant Vignetted Violin on Slate Tile Jigsaw Puzzle

The Callipygian Baker is a poetic way to describe someone who loves to create sweet things in the kitchen ... and has nice looking buns, too!

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Funny The Callipygian Baker Has Nice Buns Apron

Written in leetspeak, this funny "Long Live the Weekend" t-shirt is great for those who can't wait for Friday night, Saturday, and Sunday. 

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Funny Pun / Wordplay ... No Margarine for Error Adult Apron

Funny Pun / Wordplay ... No Margarine for Error Adult Apron

More from Words of Whimsy

Other aprons from various stores