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This funny, double punned "This butter be good, because there's no margarine for error" apron will bring a groan, if not a chuckle or two, to those who read it, and those don it!

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Funny Pun / Wordplay ... No Margarine for Error Adult Apron

A meal is better when eaten together. Food--in particular, dinner--does taste more delicious in the company of others--especially if you are the chef extraordinaire of the home and like getting compliments on your culinary expertise.

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Meals are Better When Eaten Together Adult Apron

Cake Maker is the perfectly poetic apron for pastry chefs.

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Funny Cake Maker Adult Apron

A tongue-in-cheek spin on the saying, "those who can't make it in their profession, teach." But strictly tongue-in-cheek. I have had plenty of good teachers! The perfect apron for those who can't master boiled eggs, but must still eat (and/or feed others)!

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Those Who Can't Cook, Become Food Critics Adult Apron

Show your love for Mother Nature with this apron, which features the globe-friendly message "Hug a Tree, Save Our Earth" and hands reaching up to embrace the leaves of a tree. Great for Earth Day!

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Hug a Tree Save Our Earth Adult Apron

Sauce is no substitute for skill. When you've murdered a dish, the best sauce in the world can't revive it. I know, I've tried. The perfect apron for non-sauciers.

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Sauce is No Substitute for Skill Adult Apron

The wonderful world of homonyms in the English languages lends itself to some truly interesting results in other languages. This funny "Miso Hungry" apron (with chopsticks and sushi for added comical effect) is perfect for the sushi lover with a punny sense of humor.

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Funny Pun / Wordplay Miso Hungry Adult Apron

Add a touch of inspiration, elegance, and nature to the kitchen with this apron, which features a multi-colored tree-shaped tag cloud that connects the importance of these large and ancient organisms to our world. A great idea for the nature lover on your gift list!

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Inspirational Tree of Life Tag Cloud Adult Apron

Pseudo-embossed on a photo tile with a faux royal blue-tinged granite texture, this inspirational quote, "Be a pioneer of change. Challenge the status quo and ask why not." gives you a reason to keep pursuing something you know can and will be life changing.

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Motivational Be a Pioneer of Change Peel And Stick Photo Tile

This is a great way to recognize the individual who knows how to find the family "weak spots" and crack 'em up, with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "Chief Tickle Monster" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for Father's Day (or dad's birthday)!

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Funny Chief Tickle Monster Hashtag Super Dad Giant Coffee Mug

This "The Eagle Maker" golf polo shirt is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings his (or her) A game to every round!

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The Eagle Maker Polo Shirt

Cute Red Hearts Blessed to Have You in My Life Coaster

Cute Red Hearts Blessed to Have You in My Life Coffee Drink Mix

Cute Red Hearts Blessed to Have You in My Life Hershey's Miniatures

Cute Red Hearts Blessed to Have You in My Life Card

Cute Red Hearts Blessed to Have You in My Life T-Shirt

Cute Red Hearts Blessed to Have You in My Life Glass Coaster

Celebrate Valentine's Day with this greeting card, which combines the handwritten word "Blessed" with the sentiment "to Have You in My Life" with cute red cartoon hearts underneath.
 
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Cute Red Hearts Blessed to Have You in My Life

This is a great way to recognize the individual who has a way with wildlife, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "The Wildlife Whisperer" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. Great for animal lovers, nature lovers, animal handlers, and zookeepers!

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Funny The Wildlife Whisperer Hashtag Name T-Shirt

If your fearless curve wins points for you in pickleball, then this punny pickleball paddle, which features the "royal title" of "The Slice Queen" (a little word play on / verbal poke at "The Ice Queen") rendered in flowing script against a pink glittery background, is perfect for you! Reverse shows identical design.

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Funny Script Girly The Slice Queen Pink Glitter Pickleball Paddle

This is a great way to recognize the individual who was the original bank officer to launch your early business ventures, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Loan Forgiveness Officer" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. Great for Father's Day (or dad's birthday), but can also be adapted for mom, uncle, aunt, or anyone who has given you financial support! 

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Funny Pun / Wordplay ... No Margarine for Error Adult Apron

Funny Pun / Wordplay ... No Margarine for Error Adult Apron

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Other aprons from various stores