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Get a chuckle out of family and friends with this dashing cat bandana, which reads "Pretty Kitty" Perfect for the gorgeous feline!

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Cute Poetic Pretty Kitty Pet Bandana Collar

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Get a chuckle out of family and friends with this dashing pet bandana, which reads "The One The Only G.O.A.T." (modeled, rather appropriately, by a young goat). Perfect for the pet who's at the top of its game!

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Cute Kid Goat The One The Only G.O.A.T. Pet Bandana Collar

Doggone it! Get a chuckle out of family and friends with this dashing dog bandana, which reads "Mommy's Little Boy." Personalize with a name and/or meme. Perfect for the canine who's a real prince!

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Funny Mommy's Little Boy Pet Bandana Collar

Get a chuckle out of family and friends with this dashing cat bandana, which reads "Simply Purr-ific!" Perfect for the A-lister feline!

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Funny Simply Purr-ific! Pet Bandana Collar

Get a chuckle out of family and friends with this phoetic pet bandana, which reads "Dizzy Lizzie" (modeled, rather appropriately, by a green iguana). 

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Cute Dizzy Lizzie Pet Bandana Collar

Doggone it! Get a chuckle out of family and friends with this dashing dog bandana, which reads "Personal Trainer for Hire." Perfect for the canine who likes to make sure their human gets fit every day!

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Funny (Furry) Personal Trainer for Hire Pet Bandana Collar

Doggone it! Get a chuckle out of family and friends with this dashing dog bandana, which reads "It's Not a Dog Bath Unless the Humans Get Wet." 

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Funny Not a Dog Bath Unless the Humans Get Wet Pet Bandana Collar

Get a chuckle out of family and friends with this dashing pet bandana, which reads "Top Dawg" (modeled, rather appropriately, by a young Klee Kai puppy). Perfect for the pet who's at the top of its game!

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Cute Top Dawg Pet Bandana Collar

Rookie in the Kitchen. Call 911 and Run! We always had the fire extinguisher in the kitchen, and although we never used it, several pots and woks were discarded, thanks to my culinary misadventures (and other distractions). The tongue-in-cheek apron for those who are just starting their tenure in the saltiest place in the home or ship!

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Funny Quote Rookie in the Kitchen Adult Apron

This is a great way to recognize the individual who spends most of his/her time mixing up mystery liquids in the science lab or drinks at the bar, with this funny novelty t-shirt, which features the job title "The Potion Master" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for scientists, alchemists, and bartenders!

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Funny The Potion Master Hashtag Name T-Shirt

With the question, "What godwottery did you oocephaluses conjure up now?" (in a distressed serif font), this is the perfect shirt for linguists, word nerds, English teachers, glottologists, logophiles, lexicomanes, or those with a fascination for archaic terms!

Godwottery is a reference to the use of over-the-top, grandiose, excessively elaborate, and often clashing styles.

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Funny What Godwottery Did You ... T-Shirt

That is the million dollar question! Where in blazes is Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, which, at 58 letters, is the longest place name in the world? A small village in Anglesey, North Wales, the United Kingdom! 

I'm not going to worry about not being able to find the place. I'm more worried about getting lost in the pronunciation!

So avoid the confusion and get this shirt instead ... and then point to it when you ask the locals! ;)

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Funny I'm Lost Where the Heck is Llanfairpwll ...  T-Shirt

Add a touch of whimsy to your favorite drink and toasts with this shot glass, which features the envied "rank" of "The Eagle Maker" wrapped around the top of a golf ball sitting on a golf tee. The perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings his (or her) A game to every round!

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Funny The Eagle Maker Golf Ball Tee Shot Glass

Add a touch of whimsy to your favorite drink and toasts with this mug, which features the words "Birdie Whisperer" wrapped around the top of a golf ball sitting on a golf tee. The perfect gift idea for the golfer who demonstrates that s/he is always better than par on the course! 

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Cute Poetic Pretty Kitty Pet Bandana Collar

Cute Poetic Pretty Kitty Pet Bandana Collar

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Other dog collars from various stores