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Never do today what can be put off indefinitely. Substitute with a favorite "achievement" of your own. Perfect for anyone with a sense of humor.

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Funny Best Job Title Food Burner Ever Cutting Board

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Make culinary magic in the kitchen with this cutting board, which features a repeating pattern of the pun "we be jammin'" bracketed by cute smiling miniature canning jars merrily dancing away on a bright yellow background.

Layout, Artwork, and Design © W.H. Sim. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny We Be Jammin' Smiling Dancing Canning Jars Cutting Board

Add a touch of the futuristic to the kitchen with this cutting board, which features colorful spice-laden ladles set on a background multi-colored stardust on a black velvet night sky, headlined with the pun-worthy meme, "Spice the Final Frontier!"

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Funny Colorful Spice the Final Frontier Cutting Board

Celebrate the retirement of a soon-to-be former coworker with this funny cutting board, which features the sentiment, "Goodbye Nine to Five Hello to Happy Hour" in a white, grunge style font, with an apple martini cleverly standing in for the "Y" in "Happy" on a soothing baby blue background. Customize with celebrant's name and congratulatory messages.

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Funny Goodbye 9 to 5 Hello Happy Hour Retirement Cutting Board

I'm an unashamed fan of elevator music, and this striking passport cover features this (recent) personal literal and metaphorical epiphany with up, down, and numbered buttons for added whimsical effect. Reverse shows identical design.

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Funny Elevator Music Pushes All My Buttons Passport Holder

Colorful Cheers Toast in Many Languages Word Cloud Leggings

Colorful Cheers Toast in Many Languages Word Cloud Napkins

Colorful Cheers in Many Languages Word Cloud T-Shirt

Colorful Word Art Cheers in Many Languages Can Cooler

Colorful Word Art Cheers in Many Languages Glass

Colorful Word Art Cheers in Many Languages Coaster

Toast special days and special people with this striking design, which features a word art design of the drinking salutation "cheers" in many different languages on a black background! 

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WOW Colorful Word Art Cheers in Many Languages

"The Semicolon Revival Society" is the perfect tongue-in-cheek tee-shirt for linguists and grammaticians. Perhaps the punctuation mark that gets overlooked even more than serial comma is the humble semicolon (the latter gets passed over in favor of its more popular cousin, the colon, and may in fact be in danger of being extirpated -- like the Latin language). Use of the semicolon, like the serial comma, can prevent hilarious interpretations.

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Funny Semicolon Revival Society T-Shirt

Sauce is no substitute for skill. When you've murdered a dish, the best sauce in the world can't revive it. I know, I've tried. The perfect apron for non-sauciers.

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Sauce is No Substitute for Skill Adult Apron

This is a great way to recognize the individual who knows how to keep things on an even keel, with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "Senior Mayhem Manager" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for Mother's Day (or mom's birthday), but can also be adapted for dad, uncle, aunt, or anyone who can manage multiple stressful situations! 

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Funny Senior Mayhem Manager Hashtag Busy Mom Giant Coffee Mug

Inspirational Dream Deeply Live Boldly ... Two-Tone Coffee Mug

Funny The Wildlife Whisperer Hashtag Name Giant Coffee Mug

Funny Definitions of Mom Jobs Careers Tag Cloud Mug

Funny The Slice Queen Golf Ball Tee Latte Mug

Innovator Gamechanger Visionary Dreamer Tag Cloud Mug

Funny We are the Succulent Surgeons Mug

WOW Cheers to You

Never do today what can be put off indefinitely. Substitute with a favorite "achievement" of your own. Perfect for anyone with a sense of humor. Reverse shows identical design.

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Funny Best Job Title Procrastinator Ever Paper Cups

Never Get in the Way of a Hummingbird and Her Flowers. If you are a fan of these little pollinators, you'll agree that they are so wonderful to watch ... poetry in motion. The perfect shirt for hummingbird lovers.

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Funny Quote: Never Get in the Way of a Hummingbird T-Shirt

Spooktacular Orange Halloween Jack-o-Lantern Hershey's Miniatures

Spooktacular Orange Halloween Jack-o-Lantern Lumbar Pillow

Spooktacular Orange Halloween Jack-o-Lantern Paper Plates

Spooktacular Orange Halloween Jack-o-Lantern Brownie

Spooktacular Orange Halloween Jack-o-Lantern Candy Jar

Treat trick or treaters to this delightfully pseudo gothic-inspired design, which features off-kilter Halloween greetings mischievously rendered on orange and black backgrounds with a grinning jack-o-lantern standing in for the letter 'o'.

Design © W.H. Sim. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Spooktacular Orange Halloween Jack-o-Lantern

Get a chuckle or two with this design, which features the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice Queen" with a regal crown sitting at an angle on top of a teed up golf ball. Perfect for the golfer who tends to hit the ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny The Slice Queen Black Cotton Face Mask

Welcome that new bouncing bundle of joy to the family with this adorably funny t-shirt, which features baby's first "professional honors" -- that of a milk drinkin' champion! Reverse shows identical design.

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Funny Best Job Title Food Burner Ever Cutting Board

Funny Best Job Title Food Burner Ever Cutting Board

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