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"The Semicolon Revival Society" is the perfect tongue-in-cheek tee-shirt for linguists and grammaticians. Perhaps the punctuation mark that gets overlooked even more than serial comma is the humble semicolon (the latter gets passed over in favor of its more popular cousin, the colon, and may in fact be in danger of being extirpated -- like the Latin language). Use of the semicolon, like the serial comma, can prevent hilarious interpretations.

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Funny Semicolon Revival Society T-Shirt

You don't have to be Santa to appreciate this striking design, which features the career title of "Professor of Beardology" with an accompanying beard, and, in smaller print, "with a double minor in (soul) patches and (mu)staches. The hilariously funny and perfect gift for any guy who's (inordinately) proud of / obsessed with his facial hair! This novelty shirt is guaranteed to break the ice and be a great conversation starter! Perfect for Father's Day and Valentine's Day!

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Funny Professor of Beardology T-Shirt

This funny shirt mocks the overuse of the exclamation mark with conflicting advice versus actual application. All punctuation in moderation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is right up there with the meme "Long Live Dead Languages". Great gift idea for linguists, grammaticians, and English teachers!

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Funny All Punctuation in Moderation !!!!!!!!!!!!!! T-Shirt

Make it known to one and all that you are a gamechanger and disruptor with this hashtag shirt!

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#gamechanger #hashtag Gamechanger Hashtag T-Shirt

"Weavers have a great loom with a view" is the perfect punny, tongue-in-cheek tee-shirt for clothesmakers and makers of fabrics! 

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Funny A Loom with a View T-Shirt

Never Get in the Way of a Hummingbird and Her Flowers. If you are a fan of these little pollinators, you'll agree that they are so wonderful to watch ... poetry in motion. The perfect shirt for hummingbird lovers.

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Funny Quote: Never Get in the Way of a Hummingbird T-Shirt

This "The Eagle Maker" golf polo shirt is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings his (or her) A game to every round!

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The Eagle Maker Polo Shirt

This "I Was at the Planetary Parade February 28, 2025" shirt, styled in a sci-fi style font with a stylized diagram of the seven aligning planets, is perfect for letting one and all know that you were into serious planet gazing on that night! A great gift idea for stargazers and astronomers (budding and established!)

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I Was at the Planetary Parade February 28, 2025 T-Shirt

Funny Mommy's Little Boy Pet Bandana Collar

Funny Fur-fessional Human Walker Pet Bandana Collar

Funny Punny Sheep Baad to the Bone Pet Bandana Collar

Funny Not a Dog Bath Unless the Humans Get Wet Pet Bandana Collar

Funny Uber Hound Pet Bandana Collar

Cute Capybara Party Animal Pet Bandana Collar

WOW Pet Bandanas

This vehicle makes unscheduled stops for ducks (and other forms of wildlife crossing the road). Great tongue-and-cheek bumper sticker for nature lovers (and a good way to tell motorists behind you not to follow too closely)!

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Funny This Vehicle Stops for Ducks Bumper Sticker

Pseudo-embossed on a ceramic tile with a faux red-tinged granite texture, this quote, "Action and integrity speak volumes" encapsulates my belief in the importance of keeping one's word, particularly in this day and age, when ghosting has become shockingly acceptable behavior. Deeds will always carry more weight with me than promises.

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Action & Integrity Speak Volumes Ceramic Tile

This hashtag headgear affirms my view that superheroes can't also be super at everything ... especially when it comes to designing their own costumes. I mean, how many of them actually own a sewing machine, and know how to thread a needle? I think the designers are the real superheroes ... after all, who does the wearer go back to, to mend the rips and tears that result from those epic battles?

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Superhero Costume Designer #hashtag Hashtag Embroidered Baseball Cap

Doggone it! Get a chuckle out of family and friends with this dashing dog bandana, which reads "Mommy's Little Boy." Personalize with a name and/or meme. Perfect for the canine who's a real prince!

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Colorful Love Word Cloud in Many Languages Throw Pillow

Colorful Love Word Cloud in Many Languages Fleece Blanket

No matter what language you speak, "love" is a powerful word and benediction, rendered in a colorful multi-lingual tag cloud on a black background. 

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WOW Colorful Love Word Cloud in Many Languages

A meal is better when eaten together. Food--in particular, dinner--does taste more delicious in the company of others--especially if you are the chef extraordinaire of the home and like getting compliments on your culinary expertise.

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Funny Semicolon Revival Society T-Shirt

Funny Semicolon Revival Society T-Shirt

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Other men's t-shirts from various stores