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The wonderful world of homonyms in the English languages lends itself to some truly interesting results. This funny "Moose Cakes" (with an accompanying silhouette of a moose for added comical effect) is a lighthearted wordplay on the similar sounding mousse cakes, a sweet or savory egg- or cream- based concoction of French extraction often served as dessert.

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Funny Pun / Wordplay Moose (Mousse) Cakes Adult Apron

Add a touch of inspiration, elegance, and nature to the kitchen with this apron, which features a blue dove of peace-shaped tag cloud. A great idea for the nature lover on your gift list for Christmas or throughout the year!

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Inspirational Elegant Dove of Peace Tag Cloud Adult Apron

You had me at steak and prawns. Done in the style of that famous one-liner from that famous movie that popularized the internet meme "show me the money!" The perfect apron to put an end to that pesky question, "What do you want for dinner tonight?"

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You Had Me at Steak and Prawns Adult Apron

A tongue-in-cheek spin on the saying, "those who can't make it in their profession, teach." But strictly tongue-in-cheek. I have had plenty of good teachers! The perfect apron for those who can't master boiled eggs, but must still eat (and/or feed others)!

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Those Who Can't Cook, Become Food Critics Adult Apron

Add a bit of poetic whimsy to the kitchen with this apron, which features the philosophical saying "Life is a Journey" ... and then follows up with a practical suggestion to "Wear Comfy Shoes". 

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Funny Life is a Journey ... Adult Apron

Ye Olde Greasy Spoon is the perfectly tongue-in-cheek way to describe the (home) kitchen, your favorite hole-in-the-wall, or cafe, with the sobriquet rendered in old English/Gothic blackletter script. Customize with a "year of establishment".

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Funny Blackletter Script Ye Olde Greasy Spoon Adult Apron

Food critic is the perfect apron for those who don't cook, but judge. :)

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Funny Food Critic Adult Apron

Born to barbeque: kitchen kitsch for those who rule the grill. The perfect and alliterative apron for those who can't be parted from their hibachis.

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Born to BBQ / Barbeque Adult Apron

Funny Drama Queen with Royal Crown Baby T-Shirt

Funny Drama Queen with Royal Crown White Cotton Face Mask

Funny Drama Queen with Royal Crown Baby Bib

Funny Drama Queen with Royal Crown Teddy Bear

Funny Drama Queen with Royal Crown Adult Cloth Face Mask

Funny Drama Queen with Royal Crown Baby Bodysuit

Prepare for those sleepless nights and welcome that new addition to the family with this funny baby bib, which features the words "Drama Queen" with a royal crown. Reverse shows identical design. Personalize as desired.

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Funny Drama Queen with Royal Crown

If your fearless curve wins points for you in pickleball, then this punny pickleball paddle, which features the "royal title" of "The Slice King" (a little word play on / verbal poke at "The Ice King") rendered in flowing script against a blue glittery background, is perfect for you! Reverse shows identical design.

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Funny Script The Slice King Blue Glitter Pickleball Paddle

Written in leetspeak, this funny "Long Live the Weekend" glass coaster is great for those who can't wait for Friday night, Saturday, and Sunday. 
 
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Funny Leetspeak Long Live the Weekend Glass Coaster

Add a touch of wit and inspiration to your favorite drink with these lovers' mugs, which feature the words "Caffeino Royale" on a bed of coffee beans (a not-so-subtle nod to a movie about a suave and maverick British intelligence agent).

The perfect gift idea for coffee lovers. National Coffee Day in the U.S. and Canada is September 29, and International Coffee Day is October 1! Raise a cup to the humble bean that has garnered so many fans around the world!

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Funny Witty Pun Caffeino Royale Coffee Mug Set

Add a touch of inspiration to home or office decor with this stunning, nature-inspired throw pillow, which features the words "imagine impossibilities" set against a blue-tinted cloudscape. Modify catchphrase or slogan as desired. A great gift idea for innovators and blue sky thinkers!

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Imagine Impossibilities Blue Cloudscape Lumbar Pillow

Add a touch of whimsy to your favorite drink and toasts with this latte mug, which features the humorous observation "Graphic Designers are Optimists. For Us, The Grass *is* Always Greener." As a graphic designer, I have been asked the question "is it really that [insert your colour of choice]" many times. The real in-joke/off-color remark (pun intended)/inference here being "did you oversaturate your primary colours?" The perfect "novelty" mug for image manipulation wizards!

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Funny Quote: Graphic Designers are Optimists Latte Mug

"The irony of the matter is the amount of ferrum contained within it" is the perfect punny, tongue-in-cheek tee-shirt for scientists and/or linguists. 

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Funny Pun / Wordplay Moose (Mousse) Cakes Adult Apron

Funny Pun / Wordplay Moose (Mousse) Cakes Adult Apron

More from Words of Whimsy

Other aprons from various stores