This funny "Good Driver" (and, as a sidebar, in fine print, "not too shabby behind the wheel, either") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift idea for any golfer who really knows how to shine at their long game! It is not a reference to your competence behind the wheel (of a car or a golf cart), but take it both ways if you wish!

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Funny Green Argyle Good Driver ... Golf Towel

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These funny "Let Lost Balls Lie" golf balls give us a ball's (rather resigned) perspective on what they must feel every time they're as far from the fairway as they can get. The perfect gift idea for the golfer whose regularly puts their balls in the worst of places!

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Funny Let Lost Balls Lie Golf Balls

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This funny "Who's Your Caddie?" (and, as an explanatory sidebar, in fine print "the one who's the better golfer!") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift that you can give to the golfer's adviser on the green! 

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Funny Blue Argyle Who's Your Caddie? ... Golf Towel

This funny "Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook" (and, as a sidebar, in fine print, "one game. two playing styles.") golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit the ball with a lot of curve and sidespin, and then (over)compensate on the next shot!

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Funny Red Argyle Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook ... Golf Towel

This funny typography golf towel with argyle borders, which features the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice Queen" (and, in fine print, the rhyming sidebar "is a royal pain on the green"), is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit her ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor.

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Funny Red Argyle The Slice Queen ... Golf Towel

These funny "Oh No Not Again!" golf balls give us a ball's perspective on what they must feel every time they're as far from the fairway as they can get. The perfect gift idea for the golfer whose regularly puts their balls in the worst of places!

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Funny Oh No Not Again! Golf Balls

These funny "No Thanks for the Shank" typography golf balls are the perfect gift idea for any golfer who has seen where a bad hit (usually) lands them!

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Funny Poetic No Thanks for the Shank Golf Balls

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This funny "Bad Driver" (and, in fine print, the sidebar, "Not Great with Woods or Irons, Either)" typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift idea for any golfer who wishes they could be better with their number one clubs (or any club)! It is not a reference to your (in)competence behind the wheel (of a car or a golf cart), but take it both ways if you wish!

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Funny Red Argyle Bad Driver ... Golf Towel

This funny "Duff in the Rough" (and, in fine print, the sidebar, "pairs well with that double bogey") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift idea for any golfer who has seen where a bad hit (usually) lands them!

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Funny Red Argyle Duff in the Rough Golf Towel

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This "Swing King" (and, as an explanatory sidebar, in fine print "Because Golf's Really His Thing") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift for a golfer who has this game nailed down! 

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Blue Argyle The Swing King Golf Towel

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These funny typography golf balls, which feature the "playing styles" of Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook, is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit his ball with a lot of curve and sidespin, and then (over)compensate on the next shot!

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Funny Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook Golf Balls

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This ball says it all! This "Best Golfer by Par" typography golf ball is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who is even-stevens at every round!

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WOW Golf Personalized

These funny golf balls, which feature the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice Queen", are perfect for the golfer who tends to hit the ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor!

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Golfers belong to an exclusive club, and why not acknowledge the golfer who tries so hard on the green (and/or perhaps is a little less than honest in the counting of their strokes) with this golf towel, which touts their lifetime membership to the Saint Mulligan Golf Club (styled in dignified Old English lettering and capital fonts) on a royal blue background.

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Funny Saint Mulligan Golf Club Lifetime Member Golf Balls

Funny Grammar Drama Queen Mind Your Ps and Qs T-Shirt

Funny Grammar Drama Queen Mind Your Ps and Qs Mug

With its quasi-rhyming "job title" of "grammar drama queen" (and in smaller print, "yes, I do mind your Ps and Qs!", this funny mug is a sly poke at the language police. ;) Great gift idea for linguists, grammaticians, and English teachers!

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WOW Funny Grammar Drama Queen Mind Your Ps and Qs

Add a touch of whimsy to your favorite drink and toasts with this latte mug, which features the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice Queen" wrapped around the top of a golf ball sitting on a golf tee. The perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit the ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny The Slice Queen Golf Ball Tee Latte Mug

Family traditions start in the kitchen. There is no recipe or set formula for building successful personal relationships, but families can bond over food that is made in the home.

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Family Traditions Start in the Kitchen Adult Apron

Pseudo-embossed on a photo tile with a faux red-tinged granite texture, this quote, "Action and integrity speak volumes" encapsulates my belief in the importance of keeping one's word, particularly in this day and age, when ghosting has become shockingly acceptable behavior. Deeds will always carry more weight with me than promises.

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Action & Integrity Speak Volumes Peel And Stick Photo Tile

This is a great way to recognize your favorite hairdresser (or anyone who can transform unruly locks into a masterpiece), with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "The Hair Tamer" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. 

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Funny The Hair Tamer Hashtag Name T-Shirt

Written in binary, this "Long Live the Weekend" t-shirt is great for programmers and geeks who can't wait for Friday night, Saturday, and Sunday ... to code some more! 
 
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Binary Long Live the Weekend T-Shirt

You are what you eat! Isn't it fascinating what scientific discoveries have been made lately? Tomatoes have 7,000 more genes (more genes = more geniuses) than humans. That makes them a more complex lifeform than us. Juiced, cooked, or raw, I nave to respect the stuff I love to eat the most.

Funny Quote I Love Tomatoes. They're Geniuses! Coffee Mug

A great couple's shirt for lexicologists with a sense of humor, scientists, the scientifically minded, or those contemplating a career in the STEM (science, technology, engineering, and math) disciplines.  

This design features the tongue-in-cheek quote "You and I are meant to be cuz we've got the most amazing chemistry" rendered around a molecular 2D representation/formula for oxytocin, the "cuddle chemical".

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Funny Meant to Be We've Got Amazing Chemistry T-Shirt

Funny Goodbye 9 to 5 Hello Happy Hour Retirement Bottle Hanger Tag

Funny Goodbye 9 to 5 Hello Happy Hour Retirement Credit Card Bottle Opener

Funny Goodbye 9 to 5 Hello Happy Hour Retirement Seltzer Can Cooler

Funny Goodbye 9 to 5 Hello Happy Hour Retirement Flask

Funny Goodbye 9 to 5 Hello Happy Hour Retirement Napkins

Funny Goodbye 9 to 5 Hello Happy Hour Retirement Coffee Drink Mix

Celebrate the retirement of a soon-to-be former coworker with this funny design, which features the sentiment, "Goodbye Nine to Five Hello to Happy Hour" in a white, grunge style font, with an apple martini cleverly standing in for the "Y" in "Happy" on a soothing baby blue background.

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WOW Funny Goodbye 9 to 5 Hello Happy Hour Retirement

This is a great way to recognize the individual who is a whiz with numbers, with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "Numbers Ninja" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for accountants, financial advisors, stockbrokers, mathematicians, or anyone who simply has an extremely copacetic relationship with the many branches of mathematica! 

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Funny Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook Golf Balls

Funny Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook Golf Balls

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