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A great Valentine's Day (or wedding proposal) card for lexicologists with a sense of humor, scientists, the scientifically minded, or those contemplating a career in the STEM (science, technology, engineering, and math) disciplines.  

This design features the tongue-in-cheek quote "You and I are meant to be cuz we've got amazing chemistry" rendered around a molecular 2D representation/formula for oxytocin, the "cuddle chemical".

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Funny Meant to Be We've Got Amazing Chemistry Card

Pass on a bit of inspiration, elegance, and nature with this greeting card, which features a blue dove of peace-shaped tag cloud.

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Inspirational Elegant Dove of Peace Tag Cloud Card

Break the ice with this colorful greeting card, which features the tag cloud for "hello" in many languages. 

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Colorful Hello in Many Languages Word Cloud Card

Celebrate Valentine's Day with this greeting card, which combines the handwritten word "Blessed" with the sentiment "to Have You in My Life" with cute red cartoon hearts underneath.
 
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Cute Red Hearts Blessed to Have You in My Life Card

Pass on a bit of inspiration, elegance, encouragement and nature with this greeting card, which features a butterfly, elegant sans serif and script lettering, and the quote to "be inspired everyday." Great for mentoring programs and motivational campaigns!

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Inspirational Be Inspired Everyday Butterfly Card

This is a great way to recognize the individual who who knows the stories of generations past, with this funny jumbo novelty mug, which features the job title "Family Historian" (and, in finer print, "and Teller of Tall Tales") in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. Great for Grandparents' Day (or granddad's birthday), but can also be adapted for mom, uncle, aunt, or anyone who has a thing for spinning yarns!

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Funny Family Historian ... Hashtag Granddad Giant Coffee Mug

This funny Dessert Taster apron is perfect for budding pastry chefs and chocolatiers.

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Funny Dessert Taster Kids' Apron

Pseudo-embossed on a photo tile with a faux gold-tinged granite texture, this inspirational quote, "Travel roads less taken. Break new ground and forge a new path." gives you a reason to keep pursuing something you know can and will change the world.

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Motivational Travel Roads Less Taken Peel And Stick Photo Tile

I'm an unashamed fan of elevator music, and this striking passport cover features this (recent) personal literal and metaphorical epiphany with up, down, and numbered buttons for added whimsical effect. Reverse shows identical design.

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Funny Elevator Music Pushes All My Buttons Passport Holder

Welcome that new new bouncing bundle of joy to the family with this adorably funny all-in-one bodysuit, which features the words "baby blossom" with cute smiling purple and yellow daisies peeking out of the letters "a" and "o". Reverse shows identical design.

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Cute Baby Blossoms Smiling Purple Daisies Baby Bodysuit

These funny golf balls, which feature the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice Queen", are perfect for the golfer who tends to hit the ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor!

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X // Funny The Slice Queen Golf Balls

Badminton buffs will love this shirt, which features a word art design, with an illustration of an angled birdie/shuttlecock substituting for the 'a' in badminton, and the pun-filled tagline 'serving up great times.'

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Badminton Shuttlecock Birdie Word Art Serving ... Sweatshirt

Add a touch of whimsy to your favorite drink and toasts with this shot glass, which features the words "Birdie Whisperer" wrapped around the top of a golf ball sitting on a golf tee. The perfect gift idea for the golfer who demonstrates that s/he is always better than par on the course! 

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Funny The Birdie Whisperer Golf Ball Tee Shot Glass

That is the million dollar question! Where in blazes is Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, which, at 58 letters, is the longest place name in the world? A small village in Anglesey, North Wales, the United Kingdom! 

I'm not going to worry about not being able to find the place. I'm more worried about getting lost in the pronunciation!

So avoid the confusion and get this shirt instead ... and then point to it when you ask the locals! ;)

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Funny I'm Lost Where the Heck is Llanfairpwll ...  T-Shirt

Get a chuckle or two with this design, which features the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice Queen" with a regal crown sitting at an angle on top of a teed up golf ball. Perfect for the golfer who tends to hit the ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny Meant to Be We've Got Amazing Chemistry Card

Funny Meant to Be We've Got Amazing Chemistry Card

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