As a long-term PC user, I am well acquainted with the blue screen of death (BSOD). This most dreaded of computer errors is a constant across all the PC-based operating systems I've had the privilege (or misfortune) of using. Ergo, my tongue-in-cheek haiku ("tribute") for BSODs.

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Funny Haiku to the Blue Screen of Death Coffee Mug

As a long-term PC user, I am well acquainted with the blue screen of death (BSOD). This most dreaded of computer errors is a constant across all the PC-based operating systems I've had the privilege (or misfortune) of using. Ergo, my tongue-in-cheek haiku ("tribute") to BSODs.

April 17 is (World) Haiku Poetry Day!

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Funny Haiku to the Blue Screen of Death Latte Mug

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Reminisce about the good ol' days of computing with this flask, which features a haiku to the BSOD. As a long-term PC user, I am well acquainted with the blue screen of death (BSOD). This most dreaded of computer errors is a constant across all the PC-based operating systems I've had the privilege (or misfortune) of using. Ergo, my tongue-in-cheek haiku ("tribute") for BSODs.

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Funny Haiku to the Blue Screen of Death Flask

Add a touch of inspiration and nature to your favorite drink with this flask, which features multi-colored tree-shaped tag cloud connects the importance of these large and ancient organisms to our world. A great idea for the nature lover! 

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Inspirational Tree of Life Tag Cloud Flask

Written in leetspeak, this funny "Long Live the Weekend" flask is great for those who can't wait for Friday night, Saturday, and Sunday. 

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Funny Leetspeak Long Live the Weekend Flask

Golfers belong to an exclusive club, and why not acknowledge the golfer who tries so hard on the green (and/or perhaps is a little less than honest in the counting of their strokes) with this golf flask, which touts their lifetime membership to the Saint Mulligan Golf Club (styled in dignified Old English lettering and capital fonts) on a royal blue background. Customize messaging as desired!

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Funny Saint Mulligan Golf Club Lifetime Member Flask

Add a touch of inspiration to your favorite drink with this hip flask, which features a butterfly, elegant sans serif and script lettering, and the quote to "be inspired everyday." 

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Inspirational Be Inspired Everyday Butterfly Flask

Add a touch of inspiration and motivation to your favorite drink with this flask, which features the words "change is but the shorter word for challenge."

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Inspirational Words Change and Challenge Hip Flask

Add a touch of poetic whimsy and nature to your favorite drink with this flask, which features the words "Don't Apologize for Lovin' Butterflies" with a pair of unicode butterfly "punctuation marks".

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Funny Don't Apologize for Lovin' Butterflies Flask

You don't have to be Santa to appreciate this striking design, which features the career title of "Professor of Beardology" with an accompanying beard, and, in smaller print, "with a double minor in (soul) patches and (mu)staches. The hilariously funny and perfect gift for any guy who's (inordinately) proud of / obsessed with his facial hair! This novelty hip flask is guaranteed to break the ice and be a great conversation starter! Perfect for Father's Day and Valentine's Day!

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Funny Professor of Beardology Flask

Although I may sound like one, I am not, and I designed this tongue-in-cheek shirt to dispel the myth that I am a bot.

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Funny I am Not a Bot ... T-Shirt

Funny Colorful Spice The Final Frontier Apron

Funny Colorful Spice the Final Frontier Oven Mitt & Pot Holder Set

Funny Colorful Spice the Final Frontier Cutting Board

Funny Colorful Spice the Final Frontier Ceramic Tile

Funny Colorful Spice the Final Frontier Trivet

Add a touch of the futuristic to the kitchen with this tile, which features colorful spice-laden ladles set on a background multi-colored stardust on a black velvet night sky, headlined with the pun-worthy meme, "Spice the Final Frontier!"

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WOW Funny Colorful Spice the Final Frontier

Inspirational Kindness Pays Dividends ... Mug

Inspirational Kindness Pays Dividends ... Foil Prints

Inspirational Kindness Pays Dividends ... Postcard

Inspirational Kindness Pays Dividends ... Notebook

Inspirational Kindness Pays Dividends ... Wooden Box Sign

Add a touch of inspiration to your walls with this foil print, which features the uplifting quote, "Kindness Pays Dividends" (and in smaller print, even though they may not be financial or immediate), pseudo-embossed on a black background.

PS1: World Kindness Day is November 13!
PS2: A great gift idea for stockbrokers, financial advisors, and those with a get-quick-rich mentality!

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Inspirational Kindness Pays Dividends ...

Add a touch of spookiness to your Halloween or trick or treating party with these napkins, which feature the word 'spooktacular' in crooked lettering and animated with a pair of crossed eyeballs on a pumpkin orange background.

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Funny Orange Black Eyeballs Spooktacular Pun Napkins

Add a touch of whimsy to your photo shoots (local and abroad) with this backpack, which features the humorous quote "Shutterbugs shoot to thrill" on a geometric orange, black, and white background.

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Funny Shutterbugs Shoot to Thrill Printed Backpack

Doggone it! Get a chuckle out of family and friends with this dashing dog bandana, which reads "Fur-fessional Human Walker." Perfect for the canine who likes to make sure their human gets walked everyday!

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Funny Haiku to the Blue Screen of Death Flask

Funny Haiku to the Blue Screen of Death Flask

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