As a long-term PC user, I am well acquainted with the blue screen of death (BSOD). This most dreaded of computer errors is a constant across all the PC-based operating systems I've had the privilege (or misfortune) of using. Ergo, my tongue-in-cheek haiku ("tribute") for BSODs.

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Funny Haiku to the Blue Screen of Death Coffee Mug

Reminisce about the good ol' days of computing with this flask, which features a haiku to the BSOD. As a long-term PC user, I am well acquainted with the blue screen of death (BSOD). This most dreaded of computer errors is a constant across all the PC-based operating systems I've had the privilege (or misfortune) of using. Ergo, my tongue-in-cheek haiku ("tribute") for BSODs.

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Funny Haiku to the Blue Screen of Death Flask

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Funny Haiku to the Blue Screen of Death Latte Mug

Add a touch of whimsy to your favorite drink and toasts with this latte mug, which features the words "Photographers shoot to thrill." The perfect mug for shutterbugs!

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Funny Quote: Photographers Shoot to Thrill. Latte Mug

Add a touch of whimsy to your favorite drink and toasts with this latte mug, which features the quirky quote "If you can sing and dance, you're probably a bird." Be the envy of your vocally-challenged and/or tone deaf friends with this novelty mug. The perfect gift idea for bird nerds!

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Funny Quote: If You Can Sing and Dance ... Latte Mug

Add a touch of whimsy to your favorite drink and toasts with this latte mug, which features the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice Queen" wrapped around the top of a golf ball sitting on a golf tee. The perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit the ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny The Slice Queen Golf Ball Tee Latte Mug

Long-term Mac users may be well acquainted with the red screen of death (RSOD), the Mac equivalent to the PC-based OS "blue screen of death" (BSOD). This is my tongue-in-cheek haiku tribute to the RSOD.

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Funny Haiku to the Red Screen of Death Latte Mug

Break the ice with this latte mug, which features colorful "Mucho Gusto" (Spanish for "nice to meet you") word art on a white background.

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Colorful Mucho Gusto! Pleased to Meet You Latte Mug

Add a touch of nature and whimsy to your favorite drink with this striking cow spot-inspired latte mug, which features a lighthearted mashup of funny, offbeat, whimsical, and alliterative job titles for gourmets, gourmands, or just about anyone else in the family (known as mom, nana, sister, or niece) who likes to get creative and indulge their culinary muse in the kitchen!

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Funny Cow Spots Cook Chef Job Titles  Latte Mug

Ironic We Stand Together By Staying Apart Magnet

Ironic We Stand Together By Staying Apart White Cotton Face Mask

Ironic We Stand Together By Staying Apart Glass

Ironic We Stand Together By Staying Apart Wireless Charger

Ironic We Stand Together By Staying Apart Stone Coaster

Ironic We Stand Together By Staying Apart Tote Bag

We stand together by staying apart. Life is full of contradictions, isn't it? This is my (somewhat tongue-in-cheek) observation about how humanity, as members of the collective global village, is going to get through what appears to be the greatest recent challenge--on so many fronts--of our recent times. 

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WOW Ironic We Stand Together When We Stay Apart

Never do today what can be put off indefinitely. Substitute with a favorite "achievement" of your own. Perfect for anyone with a sense of humor.

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Funny Best Job Title Golfer Ever Golf Head Cover

Handwritten Upbeat Cheery Positive Vibes Only Throw Pillow

Handwritten Upbeat Cheery Positive Vibes Only Tote Bag

Handwritten Upbeat Cheery Positive Vibes Only Glass Coaster

Handwritten Upbeat Cheery Positive Vibes Only Square Wall Clock

Take good vibrations with you anywhere you go with this all-over-print tote, which features a simple but upbeat "positive vibes only" message with stylized flowers on a cheery orange background. Reverse shows identical design on a solid black background.

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Handwritten Upbeat Cheery Positive Vibes Only

Break the ice, wherever you go, with this whimsical shirt, which features this philosophical saying "Life is a Journey" ... and then follows up with a practical suggestion to "Wear Comfy Shoes".

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Funny Life is a Journey Wear Comfy Shoes T-Shirt

Add a touch of wit and inspiration to your favorite drink with these lovers' mugs, which feature the words "Caffeino Royale" on a bed of coffee beans (a not-so-subtle nod to a movie about a suave and maverick British intelligence agent).

The perfect gift idea for coffee lovers. National Coffee Day in the U.S. and Canada is September 29, and International Coffee Day is October 1! Raise a cup to the humble bean that has garnered so many fans around the world!

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Funny Witty Pun Caffeino Royale Coffee Mug Set

Add a touch of inspiration to your favorite drink with this mug, which features the saying "Music is the Poetry of the Soul." with a cascade of musical notes on a musical sheet. A great gift idea for mthe usicians, musicologists, or musically gifted!

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Inspirational Music is the Poetry of the Soul Coffee Mug

Add a touch of wit and inspiration to your favorite drink and toasts with this mug, which features the words "Caffeino Royale" on a bed of coffee beans (a not-so-subtle nod to a movie about a suave and maverick British intelligence agent).

The perfect gift idea for coffee lovers. National Coffee Day in the U.S. and Canada is September 29, and International Coffee Day is October 1! Raise a cup to the humble bean that has garnered so many fans around the world!

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Funny Witty Pun Caffeino Royale Mug

Add a touch of autumnal whimsy to the kitchen or dining experience with this fall-themed typographical trivet, which features a smart, playful pun and the colors of the changing seasons. A "wonder fall" gift idea for those who love those later months of the year!

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Funny Haiku to the Blue Screen of Death Latte Mug

Funny Haiku to the Blue Screen of Death Latte Mug

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