As a long-term PC user, I am well acquainted with the blue screen of death (BSOD). This most dreaded of computer errors is a constant across all the PC-based operating systems I've had the privilege (or misfortune) of using. Ergo, my tongue-in-cheek haiku ("tribute") for BSODs.

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Funny Haiku to the Blue Screen of Death Coffee Mug

Reminisce about the good ol' days of computing with this flask, which features a haiku to the BSOD. As a long-term PC user, I am well acquainted with the blue screen of death (BSOD). This most dreaded of computer errors is a constant across all the PC-based operating systems I've had the privilege (or misfortune) of using. Ergo, my tongue-in-cheek haiku ("tribute") for BSODs.

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Funny Haiku to the Blue Screen of Death Flask

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Funny Haiku to the Blue Screen of Death Latte Mug

Break the ice with this latte mug, which features colorful "Mucho Gusto" (Spanish for "nice to meet you") word art on a white background.

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Colorful Mucho Gusto! Pleased to Meet You Latte Mug

We stand together by staying apart. Life is full of contradictions, isn't it? This is my (somewhat tongue-in-cheek) observation about how humanity, as members of the collective global village, is going to get through what appears to be the greatest recent challenge--on so many fronts--of our recent times. 

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Ironic We Stand Together By Staying Apart Latte Mug

Add a touch of whimsy to your favorite drink and toasts with this latte mug, which features the words "Future Mad Scientist" with an Erlenmeyer flask / beaker of unknown liquid standing in for the 'A' in mad. 

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Funny Future Mad Scientist with Chemistry Beaker Latte Mug

Add a touch of whimsy to your favorite drink and toasts with this latte mug, which features the quirky quote "If you can sing and dance, you're probably a bird." Be the envy of your vocally-challenged and/or tone deaf friends with this novelty mug. The perfect gift idea for bird nerds!

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Funny Quote: If You Can Sing and Dance ... Latte Mug

Offer inspiration with this latte mug, which features the uplifting words/advice "Chase your dreams" in a combination of handwritten and elegant serif lettering.

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Inspirational Quote Chase Your Dreams Latte Mug

Add a touch of nature and whimsy to your favorite drink with this striking cow spot-inspired latte mug, which features a lighthearted mashup of funny, offbeat, whimsical, and alliterative job titles for gourmets, gourmands, or just about anyone else in the family (known as mom, nana, sister, or niece) who likes to get creative and indulge their culinary muse in the kitchen!

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Funny Cow Spots Cook Chef Job Titles  Latte Mug

Long-term Mac users may be well acquainted with the red screen of death (RSOD), the Mac equivalent to the PC-based OS "blue screen of death" (BSOD). This is my tongue-in-cheek haiku tribute to the RSOD.

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Funny Haiku to the Red Screen of Death Latte Mug

This funny, alliterative "Camo Clad Scope Slinging Tripod Toting Bird Nerd" baseball / trucker's cap is great for those who like to shoot our feathered friends (with a camera or a scope), and go to great lengths to hide themselves from their subjects ... while letting everyone else know exactly what their OCD is.

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Funny Camo Clad Tripod Toting Bird Nerd Trucker Hat

Funny Food Critic Adult Apron

This inspirational gardener's "Garden the Stresses of the Day Away" throw pillow is perfect for the individual who spends more time in the garden than in the house! It is true--once you focus on the joys of making green things grow, you learn to relax both mentally and physically. Personalize as desired. Reverse shows identical design.

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Inspirational Garden the Stresses of the Day Away  Outdoor Pillow

Distract (and get a rise out of) your opponent with this whimsical pickleball paddle, which tells them "If You Can't Take the Heat Stay in the Kitchen." Reverse shows identical design on a solid black background.

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Funny If You Can't Take the Heat ... Pickleball Paddle

Graphic Designers are Optimists. For Us, The Grass *is* Always Greener. As a graphic designer, I have been asked the question "is it really that [insert your colour of choice]" many times. The real in-joke/off-color remark (pun intended)/inference here being "did you oversaturate your primary colours?" The perfect "novel tee" shirt for punsters and graphic designers.

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Funny Quote: Graphic Designers are Optimists. T-Shirt

This funny, double punned "This butter be good, because there's no margarine for error" apron will bring a groan, if not a chuckle or two, to those who read it, and those don it!

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Funny Pun / Wordplay ... No Margarine for Error Adult Apron

This vehicle makes unscheduled stops for ducks (and other forms of wildlife crossing the road). Great tongue-and-cheek bumper sticker for nature lovers (and a good way to tell motorists behind you not to follow too closely)!

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Funny Haiku to the Blue Screen of Death Latte Mug

Funny Haiku to the Blue Screen of Death Latte Mug

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