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Don't lose your best ideas, brainstorms, thoughts, or inventions! Pen them in this extra large journal, which sports the poetic "Doodles from My Noodle" on a faux, kraft colored background.

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Funny Doodles from My Noodle Kraft Brown Extra Large Moleskine Notebook

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Distract (and get a rise out of) your opponent with this alliterative pickleball paddle, which tells us that the wearer is a "pickleball professor". Reverse shows identical design on a black chalkboard background.

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Handwritten Pickleball Professor Dinks Chalkboard Trucker Hat

The wonderful world of homonyms in the English languages lends itself to some truly interesting results in other languages. This funny "Miso Hungry" apron (with chopsticks and sushi for added comical effect) is perfect for the sushi lover with a punny sense of humor.

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Funny Pun / Wordplay Miso Hungry Adult Apron

This tongue-in-cheek "The Early Birder Catches the Early Bird Catches the Early Worm Catches the Early Birder" t-shirt is great for birders and those who like Catch-22 circular reasoning!

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Funny The Early Birder Catches ... T-Shirt

Add a touch of nature and whimsy to your favorite drink with this striking cow spot-inspired latte mug, which features a lighthearted mashup of funny, offbeat, whimsical, and alliterative job titles for gourmets, gourmands, or just about anyone else in the family (known as mom, nana, sister, or niece) who likes to get creative and indulge their culinary muse in the kitchen!

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Funny Cow Spots Cook Chef Job Titles  Latte Mug

With the quote, "Embrace the Darkslide", rendered in elegant lettering on a black background, this skateboard design offers a tongue-in-cheek poke at a certain very famous epic space opera/science fiction franchise that's spanned almost half a century and garnered millions of fans from around the world. 

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Funny Embrace the Darkslide White Stars Skateboard

Badminton buffs will love this shirt, which features a word art design, with an illustration of an angled birdie/shuttlecock substituting for the 'a' in badminton, and the pun-filled tagline 'serving up great times.'

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Badminton Shuttlecock Birdie Word Art Serving ... Sweatshirt

Add a touch of humor to your wardrobe with this top, which features the sarcastic witticism "for more laughter in your life, turn off auto-correct." 

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Funny For More Laughter ... Turn off Auto-Correct T-Shirt

Inspirational Together We Can Do Great Things Drawstring Bag

Inspirational Together We Can Do Great Things Postcard

Inspirational Together We Can Do Great Things Tote Bag

Inspirational Together We Can Do Great Things LED Sign

Inspirational Together We Can Do Great Things Wooden Box Sign

Get motivated and inspired to do better with this quote, "Together we can do great things", rendered in handwritten and block lettering. Food for thought in the past as well as the present, and especially so during troubled times. PS. Some of the best ideas/inventions started as scribbles on a napkin!

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Inspirational Together We Can Do Great Things

Make it known to one and all that you are a gamechanger and disruptor with this UPC code baseball / trucker cap!

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UPC Code Gamechanger Trucker Hat

Say goodbye to boring and get noticed with this double-sided, minimalist business card design, which features elegant white lettering set on 
a black background that conveys strength and creativity while delivering a personal yet professional touch. Reverse shows the (customizable) quote: "The journey is the same. Only the path taken is different." Great for life coaches and motivational speakers.

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Artistic Inspirational Black White Life Coach Business Card

Funny Elevator Music Pushes All My Buttons Latte Mug

Funny Elevator Music Pushes All My Buttons Trucker Hat

Funny Elevator Music Pushes All My Buttons Can Cooler

Funny Elevator Music Pushes All My Buttons T-Shirt

Funny Elevator Music Pushes All My Buttons Stone Coaster

I'm an unashamed fan of elevator music, and this striking cooler features this (recent) personal literal and metaphorical epiphany against a metallic colored elevator background with up, down, and numbered buttons for added whimsical effect.

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Funny Elevator Music Pushes All My Buttons

The wonderful world of homonyms in the English languages lends itself to some truly interesting results. This funny "Moose Cakes" (with an accompanying silhouette of a moose for added comical effect) is a lighthearted wordplay on the similar sounding mousse cakes, a sweet or savory egg- or cream- based concoction of French extraction often served as dessert.

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Funny Pun / Wordplay Moose (Mousse) Cakes Adult Apron

A great workout shirt for fitness buffs, gym rats, or just those who like to stay active at any age, this design features the funny, quasi-inspirational meme, "Hey Cupcake, You Can't Benchpress Muffins", rendered in heavy block lettering (think of it as a variant on the maxim, "No Pain No Gain"). 

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Funny You Can't Benchpress Muffins T-Shirt

Ye Olde Greasy Spoon is the perfectly tongue-in-cheek way to describe the (home) kitchen, your favorite hole-in-the-wall, or cafe, with the sobriquet rendered in old English/Gothic blackletter script. Customize with a "year of establishment".

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Funny Doodles from My Noodle Kraft Brown Extra Large Moleskine Notebook

Funny Doodles from My Noodle Kraft Brown Extra Large Moleskine Notebook

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