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Don't lose your best ideas, brainstorms, thoughts, or inventions! Pen them in this extra large journal, which sports the poetic "Doodles from My Noodle" on a faux, kraft colored background.

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Funny Doodles from My Noodle Kraft Brown Extra Large Moleskine Notebook

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Life is full of ironies. Mother Nature really knows how to pull the wool over our eyes. It surprised me to learn that dandelion, that wretched self-seeding weed that is the bane and blight of landscapers and gardeners, is actually loaded with even more Vitamin K (a single 3.5 oz serving of dandelion greens delivers a whopping 741% of your daily recommended intake of said vitamin (source: Wikipedia)) ... even more than kale. Tea, coffee, and wine have been made using dandelions for many years, and this 'lowly' weed has even been used for medicinal purposes in many cultures since the dawn of time.

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Funny Quote Give Us This Day Our Daily Dandelions Coffee Mug

"The irony of the matter is the amount of ferrum contained within it" is the perfect punny, tongue-in-cheek tee-shirt for scientists and/or linguists. 

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Funny The Irony of the Matter Ferrum Pun T-Shirt

Cute Periodic Table Element Symbols Baby T-Shirt

Cute Periodic Table Element Symbols Baby Bib

Cute Periodic Table Element Symbols Baby Burp Cloth

Cute Periodic Table Element Symbols Throw Pillow

Cute Periodic Table Element Symbols Teddy Bear

Cute Periodic Table Element Symbols Baby Blanket

Add a touch of whimsy to the nursery with this funny clock, which features the word "cute", spelled using the symbols of the periodic tablet of elements. Personalize as desired.

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Cute Periodic Table Element Symbols

Have an elderly family member or know someone in their golden (or silver) years who refuses to give up their driving license and insists on hitting the road whenever s/he feels like it, no matter how less-than-perfect their driving record actually is? Then this novelty bumper sticker is the perfect tongue-in-cheek "warning sign" for other motorists who have the misfortune to share the road with them or be stuck behind or beside them.

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Funny Cranky Deaf Old Fart at the Wheel Bumper Sticker

This funny "The Birdie Whisperer" golf polo shirt is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who demonstrates that s/he is always better than par on the course!

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Funny The Birdie Whisperer Hoodie

Badminton buffs will love this shirt, which features a word art design, with an illustration of an angled birdie/shuttlecock substituting for the 'a' in badminton, and the pun-filled tagline 'serving up great times.'

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Badminton Shuttlecock Birdie Word Art Serving ... Sweatshirt

These "The Eagle Maker" golf ball markers are the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings his (or her) A game to every round!

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X // The Eagle Maker Golf Ball Marker

A great (wedding proposal) pillow for lexicologists with a sense of humor, scientists, the scientifically minded, or those contemplating a career in the STEM (science, technology, engineering, and math) disciplines.  

This design features the tongue-in-cheek quote "You and I are meant to be cuz we've got the most amazing chemistry" rendered around a molecular 2D representation/formula for oxytocin, the "cuddle chemical". Reverse shows identical design.

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Funny  Meant to Be We've Got Amazing Chemistry Throw Pillow

This is a great way to recognize the individual who is the event planner for tiny humans, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Play Date Planner" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for Mother's Day (or mom's birthday)! 

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Funny Play Date Planner Hashtag Busy Mom T-Shirt

A great couple's shirt for lexicologists with a sense of humor, scientists, the scientifically minded, or those contemplating a career in the STEM (science, technology, engineering, and math) disciplines.  

This design features the tongue-in-cheek quote "You and I are meant to be cuz we've got the most amazing chemistry" rendered around a molecular 2D representation/formula for oxytocin, the "cuddle chemical".

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Funny Meant to Be We've Got Amazing Chemistry T-Shirt

Ironic We Stand Together By Staying Apart Magnet

Ironic We Stand Together By Staying Apart White Cotton Face Mask

Ironic We Stand Together By Staying Apart Glass

Ironic We Stand Together By Staying Apart Wireless Charger

Ironic We Stand Together By Staying Apart Stone Coaster

Ironic We Stand Together By Staying Apart Tote Bag

We stand together by staying apart. Life is full of contradictions, isn't it? This is my (somewhat tongue-in-cheek) observation about how humanity, as members of the collective global village, is going to get through what appears to be the greatest recent challenge--on so many fronts--of our recent times. 

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WOW Ironic We Stand Together When We Stay Apart

Welcome that new new bouncing bundle of joy to the family with this adorably funny all-in-one bodysuit, which features the words "baby blossom" with cute smiling purple and yellow daisies peeking out of the letters "a" and "o". Reverse shows identical design.

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Cute Baby Blossoms Smiling Purple Daisies Baby Bodysuit

Add positivity and optimism to your day, the kitchen, or dining room with this premium acrylic coaster set, which features a mix of inspirational and whimsical quotes, including "be inspired everyday", "to dream is to journey ...", "life is a journey ...", and "... understanding builds bridges".

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Inspirational Motivational Words of Wisdom (I) Coaster Set

Funny Colorful Spice the Final Frontier Serving Tray

Funny Colorful Spice the Final Frontier Oven Mitt & Pot Holder Set

Funny Colorful Spice the Final Frontier Coaster Set

Funny Colorful Spice the Final Frontier Trinket Tray

Funny Colorful Spice the Final Frontier Hot Sauces

Add a touch of the futuristic to the kitchen with this tile, which features colorful spice-laden ladles set on a background multi-colored stardust on a black velvet night sky, headlined with the pun-worthy meme, "Spice the Final Frontier!"

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Funny Doodles from My Noodle Kraft Brown Extra Large Moleskine Notebook

Funny Doodles from My Noodle Kraft Brown Extra Large Moleskine Notebook

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