Personalized Gifts

 Home & Living

 Kitchen & Dining

 Barware & Bar Tools

 Flasks

Do you need a little Christmas cheer to keep in your pocket? This Cranky Christmas Flask is a great way to express your holiday cheer. Personalize this flask with your name and/or quote. Get the matching funny t-shirt here: https://www.zazzle.com/funny_christmas_cheer_no_no_no_funny_green_t_shirt-235466569730195578

Cranky Christmas Flask - NO! NO! NO!

text1

Bottom Text

Not Always Sarcastic. Sometimes Sleeping - Funny T-Shirt

Bah Humbug Skull and Candy Canes Funny Christmas T-Shirt

Santa's Naughty (Drunk) List - Funny Christmas T-Shirt

Funny Christmas Cheer - NO! NO! NO! Funny Green T-Shirt

Funny T-Shirt : Mostly Peace Love and Light

Looking for funny gift ideas for dad? We have a few ideas for the sarcastic man in your life.

Gift Ideas For Sarcastic Dads

Santa's cookie tray will be extra special this year with these custom Dear Santa Snowflake Photo Cookies. Add a photo and message to this snowflake design and enjoy special sweets for the Christmas holiday. 

"Dear Santa, I promise I was Good! :)" is a great way to get Santa's attention. ;)

The photo template uses a square, 1:1 ratio size image cropped close to a person's face. Transparent background is not required but will add to the design to show the snowflakes behind the person.

Dear Santa Snowflake Photo Cookie Colorful

Add this cynical statement to your home decor that says "Normal People Scare Me".

Normal People Scare Me Throw Pillow

Make a statement with this funny Christmas Hoodie featuring a sheep and the quote, "BAH HUMBUG"

"Bah Humbug" Funny Christmas Hoodie with Sheep

Have cleansing magic in your shot glass with this Halloween decor

Halloween "Go smudge yourself" funny shot glass

Send a warning to your person of interest with this funny Halloween Voodoo Doll card. 

Funny Halloween Voodoo Doll  Card

Funny #SorryNotSorry t-shirt that says "I'M NOT weird I'M Limited EDITION". Personalize "#SorryNotSorry" with your own name or hashtag.

Not weird Limited edition - Funny #SorryNotSorry T-Shirt

"Let's leave Santa out of this" funny Reese's Peanut Butter Cups featuring a gnome, candy canes, an ornament, a bow, and snowflakes.

Let's Leave Santa Out Of This - Funny Reese's Peanut Butter Cups

Halloween bats shot glass for your Halloween party decoration.

Halloween bats shot glass

Express yourself with this Funny Anti-Social Rooster Phone Grip that says "Whew That was close. I almost had to socialize". The rooster has a shocked look on his face.  If you are looking for a funny phone accessory consider this sarcastic chicken with attitude!

Funny Anti-Social Rooster Phone Grip

So many things could be said about this funny mug.... Great for moms, dads, teachers, anyone with a feelings meter. This listing is for a funny quote mug featuring the phrase "Caution! Mood Swing in progress" to enjoy your favorite beverage in! Customize this mug even further by changing the color of the quote to match the mug color you choose.  Get a matching Adult Coloring Poster in my other shop: https://www.zazzle.com/funny_adult_coloring_poster-228108161923123999

Funny Mug:Caution Mood Swing in Progress Navy Blue Two-Tone Coffee Mug

"If you can't stir with the big girls stay away from the cauldron " tank top. Make a statement with this funny Halloween tank top.

Halloween Witch's Cauldron Tank Top

Cynical mug with the statement "I want to be nice but everyone is just so stupid"

"I want to be nice but everyone is just so stupid" Mug

Fun Halloween Witch hat with the quote, "Not Your Basic Witch". Make a statement with this funny Halloween t-shirt.

Cranky Christmas Flask - NO! NO! NO!

Cranky Christmas Flask - NO! NO! NO!

More from Still Sucking Oxygen

Other flasks from various stores