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Do you need a little Christmas cheer to keep in your pocket? This Cranky Christmas Flask is a great way to express your holiday cheer. Personalize this flask with your name and/or quote. Get the matching funny t-shirt here: https://www.zazzle.com/funny_christmas_cheer_no_no_no_funny_green_t_shirt-235466569730195578

Cranky Christmas Flask - NO! NO! NO!

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Do you need a little Christmas cheer to keep up during the holidas? This Cranky Christmas Beer Stein is a great way to express your holiday cheer. Personalize this beer stein with your name and/or quote. Get the matching funny t-shirt here: https://www.zazzle.com/funny_christmas_cheer_no_no_no_funny_green_t_shirt-235466569730195578

Cranky Christmas Cheer - NO! NO! NO! Beer Stein

"Dear Santa It's a Long Story" Is a Funny Cookie featuring Christmas Holly, stars, and snowflakes.

Dear Santa It's a Long Story - Funny Cookie

Send a warning to your person of interest with this funny Halloween Voodoo Doll card. 

Funny Halloween Voodoo Doll  Card

Make a statement with this funny Christmas Hoodie featuring a sheep and the quote, "BAH HUMBUG"

"Bah Humbug" Funny Christmas Hoodie with Sheep

How many people are welcome over your threshold? Use this doormat to help welcome most people to your home. ;)

welcome-ish sarcastic door mat rug

Make a statement with this funny Christmas Hoodie featuring a Santa hat and the quote, "This is my Christmas JUMPER. HO HO ETC."

Sarcastic Christmas Hoodie with Santa Hat & Quote

Funny Mug with the statement "I have absolutely no desire to fit in"

Funny Mug: "I have absolutely no desire to fit in" Mug

Fun Halloween Witch hat with the quote, "Not Your Basic Witch". Make a statement with this funny Halloween t-shirt.

Halloween Shirt - "Not Your Basic Witch"

"I put a spell on your" funny shot glass Halloween theme party decoration.

Halloween "I put a spell on you" funny shot glass

Funny Christmas t-shirt that says, "I'm dreaming of a WHITE CHRISTMAS. But if the White runs out I'll drink the RED." A great gift for wine lovers, sarcastic personalities, and YOU!

Dreaming of a White Christmas - Funny  T-Shirt

"Let's leave Santa out of this" Cookie featuring a gnome, candy canes, an ornament, a bow, and snowflakes.

Let's Leave Santa Out Of This - Funny Cookie

Enjoy your favorite beverage with this cynical mug with the phrase "I'm not always sarcastic. Sometimes I'm sleeping." on it.

I'm not always sarcastic - Funny Quote Mug

Spiral notebook with the statement "I want to be nice but everyone is just so stupid". Match it with the mug and make a loud statement in your office. https://www.zazzle.com/i_want_to_be_nice_but_everyone_is_just_so_stupid_mug-168999449842459040

"I want to be nice but everyone is just so stupid" Notebook

Cynical poster with the statement "I want to be nice but everyone is just so stupid". Match it with the mug and make a loud statement in your office. https://www.zazzle.com/i_want_to_be_nice_but_everyone_is_just_so_stupid_mug-168999449842459040

Cranky Christmas Flask - NO! NO! NO!

Cranky Christmas Flask - NO! NO! NO!

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