As a long-term PC user, I am well acquainted with the blue screen of death (BSOD). This most dreaded of computer errors is a constant across all the PC-based operating systems I've had the privilege (or misfortune) of using. Ergo, my tongue-in-cheek haiku ("tribute") for BSODs.

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Funny Haiku to the Blue Screen of Death Latte Mug

Reminisce about the good ol' days of computing with this flask, which features a haiku to the BSOD. As a long-term PC user, I am well acquainted with the blue screen of death (BSOD). This most dreaded of computer errors is a constant across all the PC-based operating systems I've had the privilege (or misfortune) of using. Ergo, my tongue-in-cheek haiku ("tribute") for BSODs.

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Funny Haiku to the Blue Screen of Death Flask

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Funny Haiku to the Blue Screen of Death Coffee Mug

This funny mug mocks the overuse of the exclamation mark with conflicting advice versus actual application. All punctuation in moderation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is right up there with the meme "Long Live Dead Languages". Great gift idea for linguists, grammaticians, and English teachers!

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Funny All Punctuation in Moderation !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mug

Add a touch of inspiration to your favorite drink and toasts with this mug, which features the uplifting words "To dream is to journey without limits" on golden waters!

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Inspirational To Dream is to Journey ... Mug

Add a touch of whimsy to your favorite drink and toasts with this mug, which features the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice Queen" wrapped around the top of a golf ball sitting on a golf tee. The perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit the ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny The Slice Queen Golf Ball Tee Mug

With the cool job title, "Coding Mage"  (set in OCR and handwritten word pairing fonts), and the humorous anonymous observation "Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science." on the reverse, this is the perfect shirt for coders, programmers, and software developers who are at the top of their game, love what they do, or are absolute wizards at their craft!
 
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Funny Coding Mage Geek Chic Mug

With the compliment, "Thanks for Being Awesome", styled in a dynamic, exciting handwritten font and paired with block lettering on a glittery sunrise background, this is the perfect mug for World Compliment Day (March 1) -- or any day that you feel like making someone's day, at a party, or even at the office!

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Thanks for Being Awesome! World Compliment Day Mug

Golfers belong to an exclusive club, and why not acknowledge the golfer who tries so hard on the green (and/or perhaps is a little less than honest in the counting of their strokes) with this golf mug, which touts their lifetime membership to the Saint Mulligan Golf Club (styled in dignified Old English lettering and capital fonts) on a royal blue background. Customize messaging as desired! Reverse shows identical design.

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Funny Saint Mulligan Golf Club Lifetime Member Mug

Celebrate Valentine's Day with this mug, which features the handwritten word "Blessed" with the sentiment "to Have You in My Life" with cartoon hearts underneath.
 
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Cute Red Hearts Blessed to Have You in My Life Mug

Born to bake: the perfect apron for those who rule the kitchen with their exacting requirements, profess an undying love for yeast, swear by Fahrenheit, and revel in funny math like "a baker's dozen".

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Born to Bake Adult Apron

Welcome that new new bouncing bundle of joy to the family with this adorably funny Sherman teddy bear, which features the words "baby blossom" with cute smiling purple and yellow daisies peeking out of the letters "a" and "o". Reverse shows identical design.

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Cute Baby Blossoms Smiling Purple Daisies Teddy Bear

Celebrate dads and Father's Day with this multi-colored tag cloud mug, which features a lighthearted look at the many (often unacknowledged (and mostly) unpaid) job titles and definitions of these amazing multi-taskers and nurturing figures in your life on a white background. 

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Funny Definitions of Dad Jobs Careers Tag Cloud Mug

Innovator Gamechanger Visionary Dreamer Tag Cloud Keychain

Innovator Gamechanger Visionary Dreamer Tag Cloud T-Shirt

Innovator Gamechanger Visionary Dreamer Tag Cloud Glass Coaster

Innovator Gamechanger Visionary Dreamer Tag Cloud Adult Apron

Innovator Gamechanger Visionary Dreamer Tag Cloud Stone Coaster

Celebrate the enterpreneurial spirit with this two-tone tag cloud shirt, which features power words and synonyms for visionaries, doers, believers, and gamechangers.

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Innovator Gamechanger Visionary Dreamer Tag Cloud

This is a great way to recognize first responders, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Big BooBoo Slayer" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for firefighters, police officers, paramedics, doctors, nurses, and anyone else whose job is indispensable to the normal and proper functioning of our lives!

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Funny Haiku to the Blue Screen of Death Coffee Mug

Funny Haiku to the Blue Screen of Death Coffee Mug

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