As a long-term PC user, I am well acquainted with the blue screen of death (BSOD). This most dreaded of computer errors is a constant across all the PC-based operating systems I've had the privilege (or misfortune) of using. Ergo, my tongue-in-cheek haiku ("tribute") for BSODs.

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Funny Haiku to the Blue Screen of Death Latte Mug

Reminisce about the good ol' days of computing with this flask, which features a haiku to the BSOD. As a long-term PC user, I am well acquainted with the blue screen of death (BSOD). This most dreaded of computer errors is a constant across all the PC-based operating systems I've had the privilege (or misfortune) of using. Ergo, my tongue-in-cheek haiku ("tribute") for BSODs.

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Funny Haiku to the Blue Screen of Death Flask

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Funny Haiku to the Blue Screen of Death Coffee Mug

Add a touch of whimsy to your favorite drink and toasts with this mug, which features the words "The Worm Burner" wrapped around the top of a golf ball sitting on a golf tee. The perfect gift idea for the golfer whose balls barely clear the grass when hit! Wear your bad swings proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny The Worm Burner Golf Ball Tee Mug

Add a touch of whimsy to your favorite drink and toasts with this mug, which features the envied "rank" of "The Eagle Maker" wrapped around the top of a golf ball sitting on a golf tee. The perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings his (or her) A game to every round!

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Funny The Eagle Maker Golf Ball Tee Mug

Colorful Word Art Cheers in Many Languages Beer Stein

Colorful Word Art Cheers in Many Languages Mug

Colorful Cheers Toast in Many Languages Word Cloud Mug

Toast special days and special people with this striking design, which features a word art design of the drinking salutation "cheers" in many different languages on a black background! 

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WOW Colorful Word Art Cheers in Many Languages

Not another tie for that special guy in your life to toss in the closet! This striking mug, which features the career title and achievement of "Professor of Beardology" with an accompanying mustache and beard is the hilariously hirsute gift for any guy who's inordinately proud of (we mean obsessed!) with his facial hair! Guaranteed to break the ice and be a great conversation starter! Perfect for Father's Day, Valentine's Day, or any guy's birthday!

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Funny Professor of Beardology Mug

You are what you eat! Kale is not just window dressing for the red meats at your local grocer. It's loaded with Vitamin K (a single 3.5 oz serving of raw kale delivers a whopping 671% of your daily recommended intake of said vitamin (source: Wikipedia)). It's also a superfood, super rich in Vitamin C, Vitamin A, as well as lutein and zeaxanthin (the latter two being the carotenoids needed to keep your eyes healthy). I may turn up my nose at other members of the brassica family, but kale gets my thumbs up.

Kale is also super easy to grow. Ours flourish all year long; winter's frost even adds a touch of sweetness.

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Funny Quote All Hale the Mighty Kale Coffee Mug

Make World Oceans Day a memorable event with this commemorative mug, which features the tagline "Save Our Oceans" in sans serif lettering, with a stylized aquatic globe in the letter "O" of "Oceans" above a quintet of blue waves.

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Save Our Oceans Blue Stylized Earth Waves Mug

Add a touch of foodie humor to your favorite drink with this mug , which features the saying "Love Conquers All, But So Does Chocolate."

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Funny Love Conquers All, But So Does Chocolate Coffee Mug

This is a great way to recognize the individual who knows how to crack everyone up, with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "Director of Silly Faces" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for Mother's Day (or mom's birthday)!

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Funny Director of Silly Faces Hashtag Super Mom Giant Coffee Mug

Funny Saint Mulligan Golf Club Lifetime Member Flask

Funny Saint Mulligan Golf Club Lifetime Member Golf Balls

Funny Saint Mulligan Golf Club Lifetime Member Golf Towel

Funny Saint Mulligan Golf Club Lifetime Member Mug

Funny Saint Mulligan Golf Club Lifetime Member Golf Head Cover

Golfers belong to an exclusive club, and why not acknowledge the one who tries so hard on the green (and/or perhaps is a little less than honest in the counting of their strokes) with these  novelty golf gift ideas, which tout their lifetime membership to the Saint Mulligan Golf Club (styled in dignified Old English lettering and capital fonts).

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WOW Funny Saint Mulligan Golf Club Lifetime Member

Stylish Unity Through Diversity Keychain

Stylish Unity Through Diversity Glass Coaster

Stylish Unity Through Diversity Mug

Stylish Unity Through Diversity Button

Stylish Unity Through Diversity Flask

Stylish Unity Through Diversity Postcard

Celebrate unity through diversity with this colorful button, which features tall, elegant sans serif lettering on a multi-colored abstract background.

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Stylish Unity Through Diversity

This pseudo-embossed on faux red-tinged granite quote, "o mundus iste (caput quassans)" translates from Latin to English as "oh, this world (shaking my head)".

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Latin O Mundus Iste (Caput Quassans) Peel And Stick Photo Tile

With the quote, "Hit the Deck and Kick Asphalt", rendered in grunge-style lettering on a black background, this skateboard design pays homage to skateboard lingo while being both edgy and funny. 

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Edgy Grunge Hit the Deck and Kick Asphalt

Funny Sous-pervisor / Supervisor Pun Adult Apron

Cute Periodic Table Element Symbols Baby T-Shirt

Cute Periodic Table Element Symbols Baby Bib

Cute Periodic Table Element Symbols Baby Burp Cloth

Cute Periodic Table Element Symbols Throw Pillow

Cute Periodic Table Element Symbols Teddy Bear

Cute Periodic Table Element Symbols Baby Blanket

Add a touch of whimsy to the nursery with this funny clock, which features the word "cute", spelled using the symbols of the periodic tablet of elements. Personalize as desired.

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Funny Haiku to the Blue Screen of Death Coffee Mug

Funny Haiku to the Blue Screen of Death Coffee Mug

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