These funny "Golf" (and, as an explanatory sidebar, in fine print "Game of Lies and Flubs") golf ball markers are the perfect gift idea for the golfer who has a love-hate relationship with this game! 

Design and Copy © W.H. Sim. All Rights Reserved. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny Golf Game of Lies Golf Ball Marker

01bottomtext

01 - bottom text

0toptext

0 - top text

These funny "Good Driver" typography golf ball markers are the perfect gift idea for any golfer who knows how to shine at their long game! It is not a reference to your competence behind the wheel (of a car or a golf cart), but take it both ways if you wish!

Design and Copy © W.H. Sim. All Rights Reserved. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny Good Driver Golf Ball Marker

1bottomtext

1 - bottom text

These funny "Good Driver" typography golf balls are the perfect gift idea for any golfer who knows how to shine at their long game! It is not a reference to your competence behind the wheel (of a car or a golf cart), but take it both ways if you wish!

Design and Copy © W.H. Sim. All Rights Reserved. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny Good Driver Golf Balls

These "The Eagle Maker" typography golf ball markers are the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings their A game to every round! 

Design and Copy © W.H. Sim. All Rights Reserved. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

The Eagle Maker Golf Ball Marker

This funny "Worm Burner on the Fairway" (and, as a sidebar, in fine print, "fear the ball. fear the club.") golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift idea for the golfer whose balls barely clear the grass when hit! Wear your bad swings proudly like a badge of honor!

Design and Copy © W.H. Sim. All Rights Reserved. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny Red Argyle The Worm Burner ... Golf Towel

2fineprint

2 - fine print

This "The Eagle Maker" (and, in fine print, the sidebar "because I can make the ball fly!") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings their A game to every round! 

Design and Copy © W.H. Sim. All Rights Reserved. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Green Argyle The Eagle Maker Golf Towel

2bottomtext

2 - bottom text

3fineprint

3 - fine print

1middletext

1 - middle text

This "The Eagle Maker" (and, in fine print, the sidebar "because I can make the ball fly!") typography golf club cover with green-on-green argyle borders is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings their A game to every round! 

Design and Copy © W.H. Sim. All Rights Reserved. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Green Argyle The Eagle Maker Golf Head Cover

This "The Birdie Whisperer" typography golf ball is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings their A game to every round! 

Design and Copy © W.H. Sim. All Rights Reserved. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

The Birdie Whisperer Golf Balls

This funny "Who's Your Caddie?" (and, as an explanatory sidebar, in fine print "the one who's the better golfer!") typography putter cover with blue-on-blue argyle borders is the perfect gift that you can give to the golfer's adviser on the green! 

Design and Copy © W.H. Sim. All Rights Reserved. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny Blue Argyle Who's Your Caddie? ... Golf Head Cover

You'd think that with all the avian names for golf scores, there would be another one to describe too many shots over par, but no. These funny "Duck!" (as in get down, not quack!) golf balls are a good warning for other golfers when the user is having an off day on the fairway!

Design and Copy © W.H. Sim. All Rights Reserved. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny Duck! Golf Balls

Personalized Gifts

 Sports, Toys & Games

 Sports & Outdoor Gear

 Sports Equipment

 Golf Accessories & Golf Gear

 Golf Towels

This funny "Golf" (and, as an explanatory sidebar, in fine print "Game of Lies and Flubs") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift for a golfer who has a love-hate relationship with this game! 

Design and Copy © W.H. Sim. All Rights Reserved. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

This "Swing King" (and, as an explanatory sidebar, in fine print "Because Golf's Really His Thing") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift for a golfer who has this game nailed down! 

Design and Copy © W.H. Sim. All Rights Reserved. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny Blue Argyle Golf (Game of Lies 'n' Flubs) Golf Towel

The Eagle Maker Golf Towel

Funny The Birdie Whisperer Golf Towel

Funny Master of the Green Golf Towel

Funny The Slice King Golf Towel

Funny The Slice Queen Golf Towel

Funny Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook Golf Towel

This "The Eagle Maker" golf towel is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings his (or her) A game to every round!

Design and Copy © W.H. Sim. All Rights Reserved. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

WOW The Name of the Game(r)

Golfers belong to an exclusive club, and why not acknowledge the golfer who tries so hard on the green (and/or perhaps is a little less than honest in the counting of their strokes) with this golf towel, which touts their lifetime membership to the Saint Mulligan Golf Club (styled in dignified Old English lettering and capital fonts) on a royal blue background. Customize messaging as desired!

© W.H. Sim. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy



Funny Saint Mulligan Golf Club Lifetime Member Golf Towel

Offer inspiration with this golf towel, which features the uplifting words/advice "Chase your dreams", rendered in a combination of handwritten and elegant serif lettering on a royal-blue-to-black gradient background.

Design and Copy © W.H. Sim. All Rights Reserved. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Inspirational Quote Chase Your Dreams Golf Towel

Funny Red Argyle Duck! Golf Towel

Funny Red Argyle Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook ... Golf Towel

Funny Red Argyle The Slice King ... Golf Towel

Funny Red Argyle Bad Driver ... Golf Towel

Funny Red Argyle Duff in the Rough Golf Towel

WOW Argyle & Block

This is a great way to recognize the individual who knows how to find the family "weak spots" and crack 'em up, with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "Chief Tickle Monster" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for Father's Day (or dad's birthday)!

Design © W.H. Sim, All Rights Reserved. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny Chief Tickle Monster Hashtag Super Dad Giant Coffee Mug

This is a great way to recognize the individual who is a prodigy in the kitchen (particularly with Greek cuisine), with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "The Souvlaki Specialist" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. 

Design © W.H. Sim, All Rights Reserved. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny The Souvlaki Specialist Hashtag Name T-Shirt

If you can sing and dance, you're probably a bird. Be the envy of your vocally-challenged and/or tone deaf friends with this "novel tee" shirt.

© W.H. Sim. All Rights Reserved. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny Quote: If You Can Sing and Dance T-Shirt

Be inspired by this motivational quote "The tapestry of our lives is made richer by the stories we share and the moments we weave" embossed on a faux canvas backdrop. Customize as desired.

Layout and quotation by W.H. Sim. All Rights Reserved. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Inspirational Tapestry of Our Lives ... Canvas LED Sign

A tongue-in-cheek spin on the saying, "those who can't make it in their profession, teach." But strictly tongue-in-cheek. I have had plenty of good teachers! The perfect apron for those who can't master boiled eggs, but must still eat (and/or feed others)!

Design and Copy © W.H. Sim. All Rights Reserved. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Those Who Can't Cook, Become Food Critics Adult Apron

Add a touch of foodie humor to the bedroom or living room with this pillow, which features the saying "Love Conquers All, But So Does Chocolate."

Design and Copy © W.H. Sim. All Rights Reserved. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny Love Conquers All, But So Does Chocolate T-Shirt

Never do today what can be put off indefinitely. Substitute with a favorite "achievement" of your own. Perfect for anyone with a sense of humor.

Design © W.H. Sim. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny Best Job Title Food Burner Ever Cutting Board

This is a great way to recognize your favorite hairdresser (or anyone who can transform unruly locks into a masterpiece), with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "The Hair Tamer" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. 

Design © W.H. Sim, All Rights Reserved. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny The Hair Tamer Hashtag Name T-Shirt

This is a great way to recognize the individual who can give you the play-by-plays and stats of every sports game, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Chief Sports Analyst" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. Great for Father's Day (or dad's birthday)!

Design © W.H. Sim, All Rights Reserved. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny Chief Sports Analyst Hashtag Super Dad T-Shirt

This tongue-in-cheek "Relapsed Junk Food Junkie" t-shirt is great for those who can't resist the lure of salty snacks (cholesterol and blood pressure be damned).

Design and Copy © W.H. Sim. All Rights Reserved. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny Blue Argyle Golf (Game of Lies 'n' Flubs) Golf Towel

Funny Blue Argyle Golf (Game of Lies 'n' Flubs) Golf Towel

Same design on other products

More from Words of Whimsy

Other golf towels from various stores