This funny "Worm Burner on the Fairway" golf towel is the perfect gift idea for the golfer whose balls barely clear the grass when hit! Wear your bad swings proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny Worm Burner on the Fairway Golf Towel

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This funny golf towel, which features the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice Queen", is perfect for the golfer who tends to hit the ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny The Slice Queen Golf Towel

This funny "Slice King" golf towel is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit the ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny The Slice King Golf Towel

This funny "The Birdie Whisperer" golf towel is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who demonstrates that s/he is always better than par on the course!

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Funny The Birdie Whisperer Golf Towel

This funny "Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook" golf towel is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit the ball with a lot of curve and sidespin, and then (over)compensate on the next shot!

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Funny Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook Golf Towel

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This funny "Master of the Green" golf towel is the perfect gift idea for the golfer lives, breathes, eats, and sleeps golf ... whether a club in his/her hands or not!

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Funny Master of the Green Golf Towel

This funny "Be the Ball, Be the Club ..." golf towel is the perfect gift idea for the golfer lives, breathes, eats, and sleeps golf ... whether a club in his/her hands or not!

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Funny Be the Ball Be the Club ... Golf Towel

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This "The Eagle Maker" golf towel is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings his (or her) A game to every round!

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The Eagle Maker Golf Towel

Funny Red Argyle The Worm Burner ... Golf Towel

Funny Red Argyle Duck! Golf Towel

Funny Green Argyle Good Driver ... Golf Towel

Funny Red Argyle The Slice Queen ... Golf Towel

Funny Red Argyle Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook ... Golf Towel

Funny Red Argyle No Thanks for the Shank Golf Towel

This "Swing King" (and, as an explanatory sidebar, in fine print "Because Golf's Really His Thing") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift for a golfer who has this game nailed down! 

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WOW Argyle & Block

Offer inspiration with this golf towel, which features the uplifting words/advice "Chase your dreams", rendered in a combination of handwritten and elegant serif lettering on a royal-blue-to-black gradient background.

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Inspirational Quote Chase Your Dreams Golf Towel

Golfers belong to an exclusive club, and why not acknowledge the golfer who tries so hard on the green (and/or perhaps is a little less than honest in the counting of their strokes) with this golf towel, which touts their lifetime membership to the Saint Mulligan Golf Club (styled in dignified Old English lettering and capital fonts) on a royal blue background. Customize messaging as desired!

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Funny Saint Mulligan Golf Club Lifetime Member Golf Towel

WOW The Name of the Game(r)

Have you mastered topspins, backspins, sidespins, and corkspins? Then this pickleball paddle is for you! Crack up the competition with this funny design, which features the dubious job title of "The Spin Doctor" with a syringe of unknown liquid standing in for the 'T' in doctor, set against a heartbeat tracing and a grey mesh background. A great gag gift idea for physicians and marketing professionals! ;) Reverse shows identical design.

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Funny The Spin Doctor Syringe Heartbeat Chart Pickleball Paddle

Offer a bit of inspiration and encouragement with this design, which features the uplifting words "To dream is to journey without limits."
 
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Inspirational To Dream is to Journey Without Limit Black Cotton Face Mask

Deliver a few chuckles with this whimsical design, which features the quip, "Birding is a lifestyle, not an obsession" (repeated three times, and bracketed by two rows of multi-colored owls). Just because I carry my camera when I step outside, and have my journal and recorder in hand, is no reason to label me as someone with an unhealthy fixation on avians. Hummingbirds, on the other hand, ...
 
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Funny Birding is a Lifestyle, Not an Obsession White Cotton Face Mask

With its quasi-rhyming "job title" of "grammar drama queen" (and in smaller print, "yes, I do mind your Ps and Qs!", this funny shirt is a sly poke at the language police. ;) Great gift idea for linguists, grammaticians, and English teachers!

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Funny Grammar Drama Queen Mind Your Ps and Qs T-Shirt

Updated for 2023! Greet family, friends, and other visitors to your home with this welcome mat, which features a colorful tag cloud for the word "welcome" in many languages. 

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Colorful Welcome in Many Languages Word Cloud Door Doormat

Welcome that new bouncing bundle of joy to the family with this adorably funny baby t-shirt, which features the words "baby blossom" with cute smiling purple and yellow daisies peeking out of the letters "a" and "o". Reverse shows identical design.

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Cute Baby Blossoms Smiling Purple Daisies Baby T-Shirt

Ye Olde Greasy Spoon is the perfectly tongue-in-cheek way to describe the (home) kitchen, your favorite hole-in-the-wall, or cafe, with the sobriquet rendered in old English/Gothic blackletter script. Customize with a "year of establishment".

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Funny Blackletter Script Ye Olde Greasy Spoon Adult Apron

Colorful Journey in Many Languages Word Cloud Leggings

Colorful Journey in Many Languages Word Cloud Luggage

Colorful Journey in Many Languages Word Cloud Luggage Tag

Colorful Journey in Many Languages Word Cloud Seltzer Can Cooler

Be a language fashionista when you go globetrotting with this colorful luggage, which features the tag cloud for "journey", "wander", and "adventure" in many languages. 

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Colorful Journey in Many Languages Word Cloud

Funny Hey, Good Cookin'! If there's one place in the home where one can get fresh with the kitchenmaster (or give him/her an unintentional compliment), it should be the kitchen!

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Funny Hey, Good Cookin'! Adult Apron

A great shirt for the budding scientist, the science minded, amateur and professional stargazers and astronomers, or those contemplating a career in the STEM (science, technology, engineering, and math) disciplines.  

This design features the unintentional comedic observation "Jupiter has the big red spot, Saturn has the rings, but Uranus gets all the laughs." The extra credit course you never knew about in college/university: an introduction to comedy in astronomy!

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The Eagle Maker Golf Towel

The Eagle Maker Golf Towel

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