This funny "Worm Burner on the Fairway" golf towel is the perfect gift idea for the golfer whose balls barely clear the grass when hit! Wear your bad swings proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny Worm Burner on the Fairway Golf Towel

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This funny golf towel, which features the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice Queen", is perfect for the golfer who tends to hit the ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny The Slice Queen Golf Towel

This funny "Slice King" golf towel is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit the ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny The Slice King Golf Towel

This funny "The Birdie Whisperer" golf towel is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who demonstrates that s/he is always better than par on the course!

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Funny The Birdie Whisperer Golf Towel

This funny "Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook" golf towel is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit the ball with a lot of curve and sidespin, and then (over)compensate on the next shot!

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Funny Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook Golf Towel

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This funny "Master of the Green" golf towel is the perfect gift idea for the golfer lives, breathes, eats, and sleeps golf ... whether a club in his/her hands or not!

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Funny Master of the Green Golf Towel

This funny "Be the Ball, Be the Club ..." golf towel is the perfect gift idea for the golfer lives, breathes, eats, and sleeps golf ... whether a club in his/her hands or not!

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Funny Be the Ball Be the Club ... Golf Towel

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This "The Eagle Maker" golf towel is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings his (or her) A game to every round!

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The Eagle Maker Golf Towel

WOW The Name of the Game(r)

Offer inspiration with this golf towel, which features the uplifting words/advice "Chase your dreams", rendered in a combination of handwritten and elegant serif lettering on a royal-blue-to-black gradient background.

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Inspirational Quote Chase Your Dreams Golf Towel

Golfers belong to an exclusive club, and why not acknowledge the golfer who tries so hard on the green (and/or perhaps is a little less than honest in the counting of their strokes) with this golf towel, which touts their lifetime membership to the Saint Mulligan Golf Club (styled in dignified Old English lettering and capital fonts) on a royal blue background. Customize messaging as desired!

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Funny Saint Mulligan Golf Club Lifetime Member Golf Towel

Funny Red Argyle The Slice Queen ... Golf Towel

Green Argyle The Eagle Maker Golf Towel

Funny Blue Argyle This is the Only Foursome ... Golf Towel

Funny Blue Argyle Golf (Game of Lies 'n' Flubs) Golf Towel

Funny Red Argyle Bad Driver ... Golf Towel

Funny Red Argyle Duff in the Rough Golf Towel

This "Swing King" (and, as an explanatory sidebar, in fine print "Because Golf's Really His Thing") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift for a golfer who has this game nailed down! 

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WOW Argyle & Block

A meal is better when eaten together. Food--in particular, dinner--does taste more delicious in the company of others--especially if you are the chef extraordinaire of the home and like getting compliments on your culinary expertise.

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Meals are Better When Eaten Together Adult Apron

Don't lose your best ideas, brainstorms, thoughts, or inventions! Pen them in this journal, which sports the poetic "Doodles from My Noodle" on a faux, kraft colored background. Reverse shows identical design.

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Funny Doodles from My Noodle Kraft Brown Notebook

Funny Punny Un-fore-gettable Golf Balls

Funny Un-fore-gettable Divot Tool

Funny The Birdie Whisperer Golf Balls

Funny The Slice King Divot Tool

Funny The Worm Burner Golf Balls

Funny Punny The Slice Queen Divot Tool

This ball says it all! This "Best Golfer by Par" typography golf ball is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who is even-stevens at every round!

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WOW Golf Personalized

Cute Sleep Prodigy Word Art Teddy Bear

Cute Sleep Prodigy Word Art Baby T-Shirt

Cute Sleep Prodigy Word Art Baby Bib

Cute Sleep Prodigy Word Art Pacifier

Cute Sleep Prodigy Word Art Large Clock

Welcome that new addition to the family with this funny pacifier, which features the "job title" "sleep prodigy", playfully rendered with serif lettering and a parade of sleepy Zs standing in for the sounds of your little one daintily snoring. 

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Cute Sleep Prodigy Word Art

Add a touch of inspiration to your favorite drink with this mug, which features the saying "Music is the Poetry of the Soul." with a cascade of musical notes on a musical sheet. A great gift idea for mthe usicians, musicologists, or musically gifted!

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Inspirational Music is the Poetry of the Soul Coffee Mug

This is a great way to recognize the individual who knows how to crack everyone up, with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "Director of Silly Faces" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for Mother's Day (or mom's birthday)!

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Funny Director of Silly Faces Hashtag Super Mom Giant Coffee Mug

Mycologists are a Group of Fungi to Be Around (so why won't they tell me if the 30 lbs of mushrooms growing on my lawn are safe to eat, or a last meal?) The perfect tongue-in-cheek tee-shirt for popular mushroom experts.

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Funny Quote: Mycologists are a Group of Fungi ... T-Shirt

Distract (and get a rise out of) your opponent with this whimsical pickleball paddle, which tells us that "pickleball professors do a lot of deep dinking and driving" on a green chalkboard. Reverse shows identical design on a black chalkboard background.

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Handwritten Pickleball Professor Dinks Chalkboard Pickleball Paddle

Welcome that new new bouncing bundle of joy to the family with this adorably funny Sherman teddy bear, which features the words "baby blossom" with cute smiling purple and yellow daisies peeking out of the letters "a" and "o". Reverse shows identical design.

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Cute Baby Blossoms Smiling Purple Daisies Teddy Bear

Funny I Think I Broke The AI Developers' Coaster Set

Funny I Think I Broke The AI ... Postcard

Funny Too Many Why Questions for AI Square Paper Coaster

Funny I Think I Broke The AI ... Paper Pad

Funny I Think I Broke The AI Developers' Brownie

Luddites, AI developers/programmers, *and* AI testers, unite! Celebrate July 1 (International Joke Day), July 16 (Artificial Intelligence Appreciation Day) or September 12 (International Programmers' Day) with these funny, tongue-in-cheek party supplies, which feature the meme, "I Think I Broke the A.I. (and, in finer print, 'Curiosity Killed the ChatBot')", accompanied by a multitude of (unanswered) questions, written in a grungy, marker-style font. 

This design was based on my inaugural experience with the AI chatbot; I simply overwhelmed it with my multitude of questions (in the same way that children pepper their parents with a gazillion questions).

(TIP: That's how we'll take down the machines!) :)

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The Eagle Maker Golf Towel

The Eagle Maker Golf Towel

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