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This vehicle makes unscheduled stops for ducks (and other forms of wildlife crossing the road). Great tongue-and-cheek bumper sticker for nature lovers (and a good way to tell motorists behind you not to follow too closely)!

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Funny This Vehicle Stops for Ducks Bumper Sticker

Have an elderly family member or know someone in their golden (or silver) years who refuses to give up their driving license and insists on hitting the road whenever s/he feels like it, no matter how less-than-perfect their driving record actually is? Then this novelty bumper sticker is the perfect tongue-in-cheek "warning sign" for other motorists who have the misfortune to share the road with them or be stuck behind or beside them.

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Funny Cranky Deaf Old Fart at the Wheel Bumper Sticker

I brake for birds, even though they use fowl language. At least it's words I don't understand.

Interesting fact: this bumper sticker was selected for use as a movie prop in "Office Christmas Party" starring Jennifer Aniston, Jason Bateman, and a subsection of Saturday Night Live cast members. The "crazy bird lady / bird nerd" in this 2016 holiday flick is Mary Winetoss (portrayed by SNL's Kate McKinnon), the by-the-book head of Human Resources, and a parrot owner.

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Funny I Brake For Birds Even Tho They Use Fowl ... Bumper Sticker

Birding is a lifestyle, not an obsession. Just because I carry my camera when I step outside, and have my journal and recorder in hand is no reason to label me as obsessed with birds. Hummingbirds, on the other hand, ...

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Birding is a Lifestyle, Not an Obsession Bumper Sticker

This is a great way to recognize the individual who was the original bank officer to launch your early business ventures, with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "Loan Forgiveness Officer" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. Great for Father's Day (or dad's birthday), but can also be adapted for mom, uncle, aunt, or anyone who has given you financial support! 

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Funny Loan Forgiveness Officer Hashtag Super Dad Giant Coffee Mug

Don't lose your best ideas, brainstorms, thoughts, or inventions! Pen them on these notes, which sport the poetic "Doodles from My Noodle" on a faux, kraft colored background. 

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Funny Doodles from My Noodle Kraft Brown Post-it Notes

Offer a bit of inspiration and humor with this pet nrf, which features the uplifting words/advice "Chase your dreams", rendered in a combination of handwritten and elegant serif lettering on a royal-blue-to-black gradient background (PS. dogs are good at chasing their dreams -- asleep or awake! So this pet bed is actually meant as more pertinent advice for their owners). :)

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Inspirational Funny Quote Chase Your Dreams Pet Bed

Add a touch of whimsy to your favorite drink and toasts with this mug, which features the quote "Mycologists are a Group of Fungi to Be Around" (so why won't they tell me if the 30 lbs of mushrooms growing on my lawn are safe to eat, or are last supper?) The perfect tongue-in-cheek gift idea for popular mushroom experts.

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Funny Quote: Mycologists are a Group of Fungi ... Mug

Add a touch of foodie humor to your favorite drink with this mug , which features the saying "Love Conquers All, But So Does Chocolate."

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Funny Love Conquers All, But So Does Chocolate Coffee Mug

With more letters in its name than the English alphabet (36, to be exact), hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia (on the front), is the perfect shirt for English teachers, linguists, word nerds, glottologists, logophiles, and lexicomanes! The meaning of this very long word? Fear of long words.

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Funny Run if You Fear Long Words T-Shirt

This funny polo shirt, which features the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice Queen", is perfect for the golfer who tends to hit the ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny The Slice Queen Hoodie

Funny TieDye No Rainbows Were Harmed ... Napkins

Funny TieDye No Rainbows Were Harmed ... Pet Bed

Funny TieDye No Rainbows Were Harmed ... Dart Board

Funny Tie-Dye No Rainbows Were Harmed ... Drawstring Bag

Funny Tie Dye No Rainbows Were Harmed ... Cornhole Set

Funny TieDye No Rainbows Were Harmed ... Pickleball Paddle

Add a touch of humor to your dining experience with this vividly colorful and psychedelic design, which features the saying "No Rainbows Were Harmed in the Making of This Product" on a prismatic tiedye background! As a graphic designer, I love using colors in my artwork. Tie-dye, however, may really stretch my fondness for hues. I will admit that they are good for stopping road traffic, causing retinal burns, and breaking the ice at social gatherings. 

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WOW Funny TieDye No Rainbows Were Harmed ...

Inspirational Elegant Dove of Peace Tag Cloud Espresso Cup

Inspirational Elegant Dove of Peace Tag Cloud Shower Curtain

Inspirational Elegant Dove of Peace Tag Cloud Magnet

Inspirational Elegant Dove of Peace Tag Cloud Card

Inspirational Elegant Dove of Peace Tag Cloud White Cotton Face Mask

Inspirational Elegant Dove of Peace Tag Cloud

The Callipygian Baker is a poetic way to describe someone who loves to create sweet things in the kitchen ... and has nice looking buns, too!

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Funny The Callipygian Baker Has Nice Buns Apron

Welcome that new addition to the family with this funny baby t-shirt, which features the words "The Cutest Beach Bum" with a colorful beach ball. 

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Funny This Vehicle Stops for Ducks Bumper Sticker

Funny This Vehicle Stops for Ducks Bumper Sticker

More from Words of Whimsy

Other bumper stickers, decals & car magnets from various stores