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This vehicle makes unscheduled stops for ducks (and other forms of wildlife crossing the road). Great tongue-and-cheek bumper sticker for nature lovers (and a good way to tell motorists behind you not to follow too closely)!

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Funny This Vehicle Stops for Ducks Bumper Sticker

Have an elderly family member or know someone in their golden (or silver) years who refuses to give up their driving license and insists on hitting the road whenever s/he feels like it, no matter how less-than-perfect their driving record actually is? Then this novelty bumper sticker is the perfect tongue-in-cheek "warning sign" for other motorists who have the misfortune to share the road with them or be stuck behind or beside them.

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Funny Cranky Deaf Old Fart at the Wheel Bumper Sticker

I brake for birds, even though they use fowl language. At least it's words I don't understand.

Interesting fact: this bumper sticker was selected for use as a movie prop in "Office Christmas Party" starring Jennifer Aniston, Jason Bateman, and a subsection of Saturday Night Live cast members. The "crazy bird lady / bird nerd" in this 2016 holiday flick is Mary Winetoss (portrayed by SNL's Kate McKinnon), the by-the-book head of Human Resources, and a parrot owner.

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Funny I Brake For Birds Even Tho They Use Fowl ... Bumper Sticker

Birding is a lifestyle, not an obsession. Just because I carry my camera when I step outside, and have my journal and recorder in hand is no reason to label me as obsessed with birds. Hummingbirds, on the other hand, ...

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Birding is a Lifestyle, Not an Obsession Bumper Sticker

Ironic We Stand Together By Staying Apart Magnet

Ironic We Stand Together By Staying Apart White Cotton Face Mask

Ironic We Stand Together By Staying Apart Glass

Ironic We Stand Together By Staying Apart Wireless Charger

Ironic We Stand Together By Staying Apart Stone Coaster

Ironic We Stand Together By Staying Apart Tote Bag

We stand together by staying apart. Life is full of contradictions, isn't it? This is my (somewhat tongue-in-cheek) observation about how humanity, as members of the collective global village, is going to get through what appears to be the greatest recent challenge--on so many fronts--of our recent times. 

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WOW Ironic We Stand Together When We Stay Apart

With more letters in its name than the English alphabet (30, to be exact), eellogofusciouhipoppokunurious (on the reverse), is the perfect shirt for English teachers, linguists, word nerds, glottologists, logophiles, and lexicomanes! The meaning of this very long word? Very good or very fine.

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Funny eellogofusciouhipoppokunurious Weird Word T-Shirt

Funny All Punctuation in Moderation !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mug

Funny All Punctuation in Moderation !!!!!!!!!!!!!! T-Shirt

This funny mug mocks the overuse of the exclamation mark with conflicting advice versus actual application. All punctuation in moderation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is right up there with the meme "Long Live Dead Languages". Great gift idea for linguists, grammaticians, and English teachers!

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WOW Funny All Punctuation in Moderation !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This "The Eagle Maker" golf polo shirt is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings his (or her) A game to every round!

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The Eagle Maker Polo Shirt

I am the Hummingbird Whisperer. Brag about the bee-sized birds that frequent your backyard. Be the envy of your hummingbird-less friends. The perfect "novel tee" shirt for lovers of these flying jewels.

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Funny Quote: I am the Hummingbird Whisperer T-Shirt

A great shirt for the budding scientist, the science minded, amateur and professional stargazers and astronomers, or those contemplating a career in the STEM (science, technology, engineering, and math) disciplines.  

This design features the unintentional comedic observation "Jupiter has the big red spot, Saturn has the rings, but Uranus gets all the laughs." The extra credit course you never knew about in college/university: an introduction to comedy in astronomy!

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Astronomically Funny Astronomy Planets Humor T-Shirt

Great Ideas Start as Doodles on a Napkin. That's right -- many successfully commercialized ideas have started with a pen, a thought, and scribbles on the back of a napkin. Inspiration these days is more likely to occur on a smartphone.

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Great Ideas Start as Doodles on a Napkin

Funny Don't Apologize for Lovin' Butterflies Pinback Button

Funny Don't Apologize for Lovin' Butterflies Notebook

Funny Don't Apologize for Lovin' Butterflies Canvas Print

Funny Don't Apologize for Lovin' Butterflies Flask

Funny Don't Apologize for Lovin' Butterflies T-Shirt

Funny Don't Apologize for Lovin' Butterflies

Add a bit of poetic whimsy and nature to your correspondence and campaigns with this postcard, which features the words "Don't Apologize for Lovin' Butterflies" with a pair of unicode butterfly "punctuation marks". 

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Funny Little LaDy Periodic Table Element Symbols T-Shirt

Funny Social Media Maven Hashtag Name T-Shirt

Funny Numbers Ninja Hashtag Name T-Shirt

Cute Red Hearts Blessed to Have You in My Life T-Shirt

Funny I'm in the Doghouse Because of the Birds T-Shirt

Motivational Physical Hustle Builds Mental Muscle T-Shirt

WOW Apparel with Personality

Cute Sleep Prodigy Word Art Baby Burp Cloth

Cute Sleep Prodigy Word Art Baby T-Shirt

Cute Sleep Prodigy Word Art Pacifier

Cute Sleep Prodigy Word Art Large Clock

Cute Sleep Prodigy Word Art Throw Pillow

Welcome that new addition to the family with this funny pacifier, which features the "job title" "sleep prodigy", playfully rendered with serif lettering and a parade of sleepy Zs standing in for the sounds of your little one daintily snoring. 

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Cute Sleep Prodigy Word Art

Add a touch of whimsy to your favorite drink and toasts with this latte mug, which features the humorous observation "Graphic Designers are Optimists. For Us, The Grass *is* Always Greener." As a graphic designer, I have been asked the question "is it really that [insert your colour of choice]" many times. The real in-joke/off-color remark (pun intended)/inference here being "did you oversaturate your primary colours?" The perfect "novelty" mug for image manipulation wizards!

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Funny This Vehicle Stops for Ducks Bumper Sticker

Funny This Vehicle Stops for Ducks Bumper Sticker

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Other bumper stickers, decals & car magnets from various stores