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This vehicle makes unscheduled stops for ducks (and other forms of wildlife crossing the road). Great tongue-and-cheek bumper sticker for nature lovers (and a good way to tell motorists behind you not to follow too closely)!

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Funny This Vehicle Stops for Ducks Bumper Sticker

I brake for birds, even though they use fowl language. At least it's words I don't understand.

Interesting fact: this bumper sticker was selected for use as a movie prop in "Office Christmas Party" starring Jennifer Aniston, Jason Bateman, and a subsection of Saturday Night Live cast members. The "crazy bird lady / bird nerd" in this 2016 holiday flick is Mary Winetoss (portrayed by SNL's Kate McKinnon), the by-the-book head of Human Resources, and a parrot owner.

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Funny I Brake For Birds Even Tho They Use Fowl ... Bumper Sticker

Birding is a lifestyle, not an obsession. Just because I carry my camera when I step outside, and have my journal and recorder in hand is no reason to label me as obsessed with birds. Hummingbirds, on the other hand, ...

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Birding is a Lifestyle, Not an Obsession Bumper Sticker

Have an elderly family member or know someone in their golden (or silver) years who refuses to give up their driving license and insists on hitting the road whenever s/he feels like it, no matter how less-than-perfect their driving record actually is? Then this novelty bumper sticker is the perfect tongue-in-cheek "warning sign" for other motorists who have the misfortune to share the road with them or be stuck behind or beside them.

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Funny Cranky Deaf Old Fart at the Wheel Bumper Sticker

No matter what language you speak, "cozy" is a powerful word and benediction, and it is rendered on this fleece blanket in a colorful multi-lingual tag cloud on a black background. 

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Colorful Cozy Word Cloud in Many Languages Fleece Blanket

With more letters in its name than the English alphabet (36, to be exact), hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia (on the front), is the perfect shirt for English teachers, linguists, word nerds, glottologists, logophiles, and lexicomanes! The meaning of this very long word? Fear of long words.

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Funny Run if You Fear Long Words T-Shirt

This is a great way to recognize the woodwind musician, with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "The Woodwind Whisperer" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for saxophonists, bassoonists, flutists, clarinetists, and oboists!

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Funny The Woodwind Whisperer Hashtag Name Giant Coffee Mug

Add a touch of spookiness to your Halloween or trick or treating party with these paper plates, which feature the word 'spooktacular' in crooked lettering and animated with a pair of crossed eyeballs on a pumpkin orange background.

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Funny Orange Black Eyeballs Spooktacular Pun Paper Plates

Get a chuckle or two with this design, which features the envied "rank" of "The Eagle Maker" next to a teed up golf ball. Perfect for the golfer who brings his (or her) A game to every round!

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Funny The Eagle Maker Black Cotton Face Mask

Don't lose your best ideas, brainstorms, thoughts, or inventions! Pen them on these post-it notes, which sport the poetic "Doodles from My Noodle" on a faux, kraft colored background. 

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Funny Doodles from My Noodle Kraft Brown Post-it Notes

Make your kid sound as smart as they look, with this shirt, which features theimposing title of, "abecedarian Club Member Since 20XX" (on the reverse) and the retort (on the front). Perfect for grade school children (especially kindergarteners), linguists, English teachers, or word nerds!

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Funny abecedarian Club Member Since ... T-Shirt

Add a touch of vocational humor to your wardrobe with this top, which features the witticism "barbers can handle the hairiest situations." The perfect gift idea for those who trim and style our mops and manes!

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Funny Barbers Can Handle the Hairiest Situations T-Shirt

These funny golf balls, which feature the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice Queen", are perfect for the golfer who tends to hit the ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor!

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X // Funny The Slice Queen Golf Balls

Funny Colorful Spice the Final Frontier Serving Tray

Funny Colorful Spice the Final Frontier Kitchen Towel

Funny Colorful Spice the Final Frontier Oven Mitt & Pot Holder Set

Funny Colorful Spice the Final Frontier Cutting Board

Funny Colorful Spice the Final Frontier Coaster Set

Funny Colorful Spice the Final Frontier Trinket Tray

Add a touch of the futuristic to the kitchen with this tile, which features colorful spice-laden ladles set on a background multi-colored stardust on a black velvet night sky, headlined with the pun-worthy meme, "Spice the Final Frontier!"

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WOW Funny Colorful Spice the Final Frontier

This is a great way to recognize the individual who knows how to crack everyone up, with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "Director of Silly Faces" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for Mother's Day (or mom's birthday)!

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Funny This Vehicle Stops for Ducks Bumper Sticker

Funny This Vehicle Stops for Ducks Bumper Sticker

More from Words of Whimsy

Other bumper stickers, decals & car magnets from various stores