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This "Who Needs a Dog Bed When I Can Sleep in Yours?" pet bed is the perfect gift idea for dog owners who can't be separated from their dogs--whether their four-legged friends are small or large, long-haired or short-haired--when it's time to drift off to dreamland. Because whatever is good for mommy or daddy is good for Rover! 

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Funny Dog Who Needs a Dog Bed ...

This vividly colorful and psychedelic "No Rainbows Were Harmed in the Making of this Pet Bed" pet bed is the perfect gift idea for dog owners who love adding lots of color to their four-legged friends' sleeping accommodations--even if the gesture is a bit lost on the dogs themselves. ;) As a graphic designer, I love using colors in my artwork. Tie-dye, however, may really stretch my fondness for hues. I will admit that they are good for stopping road traffic, causing retinal burns, and breaking the ice at social gatherings. 

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Funny TieDye No Rainbows Were Harmed ... Pet Bed

Offer a bit of inspiration and humor with this pet nrf, which features the uplifting words/advice "Chase your dreams", rendered in a combination of handwritten and elegant serif lettering on a royal-blue-to-black gradient background (PS. dogs are good at chasing their dreams -- asleep or awake! So this pet bed is actually meant as more pertinent advice for their owners). :)

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Inspirational Funny Quote Chase Your Dreams Pet Bed

This "Retired from the Racetrack" bed is the perfect gift idea for greyhounds whose racing days may be over (but their glory days have just begun), and dog owners who believe in power and importance of adoption of these wonderfully affectionate family members.

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Funny Greyhounds Retired from the Racetrack Pet Bed

This "Totally Pawsome" pet bed is perfect for pun-loving dog owners who think their furbaby is the coolest dog in the family. :)

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Funny Totally Pawsome Pet Bed

Funny Chemistry Majors Cover Their Bases ... Mug

Funny Chemistry Majors Cover Their Bases ... Ceramic Tile

Funny Chemistry Majors Cover Their Bases ... Trivet

Funny Chemistry Majors Cover Their Bases ... T-Shirt

Funny Chemistry Majors Cover Their Bases ... Pickleball Paddle

A great coaster (and conversation piece) for the budding scientist, the science minded, or those contemplating a career in the STEM (science, technology, engineering, and math) disciplines. This design features the tongue-in-cheek quote "Chemistry majors cover their bases ... and their acids!" rendered around a molecular 2D representation/formula for serotonin, the "feel good" hormone.

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Funny Chemistry Majors Cover Their Bases ...

This funny Dessert Taster apron is perfect for budding pastry chefs and chocolatiers.

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Funny Dessert Taster Kids' Apron

I'm an unashamed fan of elevator music, and this striking passport cover features this (recent) personal literal and metaphorical epiphany with up, down, and numbered buttons for added whimsical effect. Reverse shows identical design.

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Funny Elevator Music Pushes All My Buttons Passport Holder

Cake Maker is the perfectly poetic apron for pastry chefs.

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Funny Cake Maker Adult Apron

Inspirational Dream Deeply Live Boldly ... Two-Tone Coffee Mug

Funny The Wildlife Whisperer Hashtag Name Giant Coffee Mug

Funny Definitions of Mom Jobs Careers Tag Cloud Mug

Funny The Slice Queen Golf Ball Tee Latte Mug

Innovator Gamechanger Visionary Dreamer Tag Cloud Mug

Funny We are the Succulent Surgeons Mug

WOW Cheers to You

This funny, double punned "This butter be good, because there's no margarine for error" apron will bring a groan, if not a chuckle or two, to those who read it, and those don it!

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Funny Pun / Wordplay ... No Margarine for Error Adult Apron

Stylish Unity Through Diversity Keychain

Stylish Unity Through Diversity Glass Coaster

Stylish Unity Through Diversity Mug

Stylish Unity Through Diversity Button

Stylish Unity Through Diversity Flask

Stylish Unity Through Diversity Postcard

Celebrate unity through diversity with this colorful button, which features tall, elegant sans serif lettering on a multi-colored abstract background.

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Stylish Unity Through Diversity

This is a great way to recognize the woodwind musician, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "The Woodwind Whisperer" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for saxophonists, bassoonists, flutists, clarinetists, and oboists!

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Funny The Woodwind Whisperer Hashtag Name T-Shirt

Add a touch of whimsy to your favorite drink and toasts with this latte mug, which features the quirky quote "If you can sing and dance, you're probably a bird." Be the envy of your vocally-challenged and/or tone deaf friends with this novelty mug. The perfect gift idea for bird nerds!

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Funny Quote: If You Can Sing and Dance ... Latte Mug

A great couple's shirt for lexicologists with a sense of humor, scientists, the scientifically minded, or those contemplating a career in the STEM (science, technology, engineering, and math) disciplines.  

This design features the tongue-in-cheek quote "You and I are meant to be cuz we've got the most amazing chemistry" rendered around a molecular 2D representation/formula for oxytocin, the "cuddle chemical".

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Funny Dog Who Needs a Dog Bed ...

Funny Dog Who Needs a Dog Bed ...

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Other pet beds from various stores