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Never do today what can be put off indefinitely. Substitute with a favorite "achievement" of your own. Perfect for anyone with a sense of humor.

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Funny Best Job Title Procrastinator Ever Stainless Steel Water Bottle

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Nothing says "you complete me" or "your better/other half" than lovers' mugs. Celebrate Valentine's Day with this pair, which features the sentiment "My Better Half" on one mug ... and the answering sentiment "what he said" on the other mug, encircled with white hearts. Use sentiments as is, or substitute with your own special messages.

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Funny Romantic My Better Half Hearts ... Coffee Mug Set

Take a bit of inspiration with you wherever you go with this backpack, which features the uplifting quote "be inspired everyday." Great for mentoring programs and motivational campaigns!

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Uplifting Be Inspired Everyday Printed Backpack

Celebrate the initiative and enterpreneurial spirit of those who have the potential to change the world for the better with this motivational, multi-colored tag cloud mug, which features power words and synonyms for visionaries, creatives, influencers, and gamechangers, on a black background. Customize middle panel with your personal message, or use as is ("this is you").

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Innovator Gamechanger Visionary Creative Tag Cloud Mug

This is a great way to recognize the individual who knows how to keep things on an even keel, with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "Senior Mayhem Manager" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for Mother's Day (or mom's birthday), but can also be adapted for dad, uncle, aunt, or anyone who can manage multiple stressful situations! 

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Funny Senior Mayhem Manager Hashtag Busy Mom Giant Coffee Mug

Written in leetspeak, this funny "Long Live the Weekend" t-shirt is great for those who can't wait for Friday night, Saturday, and Sunday. 

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Funny Leetspeak Long Live the Weekend T-Shirt

Spooktacular Orange Halloween Jack-o-Lantern Hershey's Miniatures

Spooktacular Orange Halloween Jack-o-Lantern Lumbar Pillow

Spooktacular Orange Halloween Jack-o-Lantern Paper Plates

Spooktacular Orange Halloween Jack-o-Lantern Brownie

Spooktacular Orange Halloween Jack-o-Lantern Candy Jar

Treat trick or treaters to this delightfully pseudo gothic-inspired design, which features off-kilter Halloween greetings mischievously rendered on orange and black backgrounds with a grinning jack-o-lantern standing in for the letter 'o'.

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Spooktacular Orange Halloween Jack-o-Lantern

Meals are better when eaten together. Food--in particular, dinner--does taste more delicious in the company of others--especially if you are chef extraordinaire of the home and like getting compliments on your culinary expertise.

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Meals are Better When Eaten Together Napkins

Deliver encouragement with this inspirational quote "may dreams give you wings to soar new skies", set on calming white clouds in a summer blue sky. 

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Uplifting May Dreams Give You Wings to Soar ... LED Sign

This "vintage" mitt and potholder set, which features the establishment "Ye Olde Greasy Spoon" is the perfectly tongue-in-cheek way to describe the (home) kitchen, your favorite hole-in-the-wall, or cafe, with the sobriquet rendered in old English/Gothic blackletter script. Customize with a "year of establishment".

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Funny Blackletter Script Ye Olde Greasy Spoon Oven Mitt & Pot Holder Set

This is a great way to recognize the individual who is the event planner for tiny humans, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Play Date Planner" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for Mother's Day (or mom's birthday)! 

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Funny Play Date Planner Hashtag Busy Mom T-Shirt

What isn't burnt (to a crisp) is (still) edible. In my early culinary adventures, the diners have often been forced to stomach food that has been too well done. Not surprisingly, this has not led to any love for Cajun or blackened cuisine. The perfect apron to let others know that the meal may be less than perfect!

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What Is Slightly Burnt is Mostly Edible Adult Apron

Get a chuckle out of partners and opponents with this shirt, which tells us that "pickleball professors do a lot of deep dinking and driving." Reverse shows identical design. Reverse shows identical design.

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Funny This Pickleball Professor Dinks & Drives T-Shirt

This funny gardener's "Green Thumbs Not Green Bums" throw pillow is perfect for the individual who spends more time in the garden than in the house! Personalize as desired. Reverse shows identical design.

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Funny Gardeners Green Thumbs Not Green Bums Outdoor Pillow

Pseudo-embossed on a ceramic tile with a faux royal blue-tinged granite texture, this inspirational quote, "Belief and perseverance are the traits of difference makers" gives you a reason to keep pursuing something you know can and will be life changing.

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Funny Best Job Title Procrastinator Ever Stainless Steel Water Bottle

Funny Best Job Title Procrastinator Ever Stainless Steel Water Bottle

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