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Never do today what can be put off indefinitely. Substitute with a favorite "achievement" of your own. Perfect for anyone with a sense of humor.

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Funny Best Job Title Procrastinator Ever Stainless Steel Water Bottle

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Get a chuckle or two with this design, which features the envied "rank" of "The Birdie Whisperer" next to a teed up golf ball. Perfect for the golfer who demonstrates that s/he is always better than par on the course! 

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Funny The Birdie Whisperer Black Cotton Face Mask

Celebrate moms and Mother's Day with this multi-colored tag cloud mug, which features a lighthearted look at the many (often unacknowledged (and mostly) unpaid) job titles and definitions of these amazing multi-taskers and nurturing figures in your life on a white background. 

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Funny Definitions of Mom Jobs Careers Tag Cloud Mug

These funny "No Thanks for the Shank" typography golf balls are the perfect gift idea for any golfer who has seen where a bad hit (usually) lands them!

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Funny Poetic No Thanks for the Shank Golf Balls

Written in binary, this "Long Live the Weekend" t-shirt is great for programmers and geeks who can't wait for Friday night, Saturday, and Sunday ... to code some more! 
 
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Binary Long Live the Weekend T-Shirt

Make it known to one and all that you are a gamechanger and disruptor with this hashtag shirt!

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#gamechanger #hashtag Gamechanger Hashtag T-Shirt

This is a great way to recognize first responders, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Big BooBoo Slayer" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for firefighters, police officers, paramedics, doctors, nurses, and anyone else whose job is indispensable to the normal and proper functioning of our lives!

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Funny Big BooBoo Slayer Hashtag First Responder T-Shirt

Break the ice, wherever you go, with this colorful all-over-print drawstring backpack, which features the tag cloud for "hello" in many languages. 

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Colorful Hello in Many Languages Drawstring Bag

Family traditions start in the kitchen. The dishes that delight the palate can build a special bond between the generations. Recipes are the foundation of countless stories and memories and relationships.

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Family Traditions Start in the Kitchen Napkins

These funny "Duff in the Rough" typography golf balls are the perfect gift idea for any golfer who has seen where a bad hit (usually) lands them!

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Funny Poetic Duff in the Rough Golf Balls

A great (wedding proposal) pillow for lexicologists with a sense of humor, scientists, the scientifically minded, or those contemplating a career in the STEM (science, technology, engineering, and math) disciplines.  

This design features the tongue-in-cheek quote "You and I are meant to be cuz we've got the most amazing chemistry" rendered around a molecular 2D representation/formula for oxytocin, the "cuddle chemical". Reverse shows identical design.

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Funny  Meant to Be We've Got Amazing Chemistry Throw Pillow

Add a touch of wit and inspiration to your favorite drink with these lovers' mugs, which feature the words "Caffeino Royale" on a bed of coffee beans (a not-so-subtle nod to a movie about a suave and maverick British intelligence agent).

The perfect gift idea for coffee lovers. National Coffee Day in the U.S. and Canada is September 29, and International Coffee Day is October 1! Raise a cup to the humble bean that has garnered so many fans around the world!

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Funny Witty Pun Caffeino Royale Coffee Mug Set

Funny OCBD (Obsessive Compulsive Birding Disorder) Classic Round Sticker

Funny OCBD (Obsessive Compulsive Birding Disorder) Pinback Button

Funny OCBD (Obsessive Compulsive Birding Disorder) Trucker Hat

Funny OCBD (Obsessive Compulsive Birding Disorder) T-Shirt

Funny OCBD (Obsessive Compulsive Birding Disorder) Magnet

This tongue-in-cheek "OCBD (Obsessive Compulsive Birding Disorder)" sticker is perfect for birders and nature lovers, and everyone who eats (figuratively speaking, not literally), sleeps, and drinks our feathered friends.

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Funny OCBD (Obsessive Compulsive Birding Disorder)

Love conquers all, but so does chocolate! The perfect apron for those with a sweet tooth.

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Chocolate Can Fix Anything Adult Apron

This is a great way to recognize the individual who is the moral compass for themselves as well as others, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Chief Values Officer" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for Mother's Day (or mom's birthday), but can also be adapted for dad, uncle, aunt, or anyone who steers you in the right direction! 

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Funny Best Job Title Procrastinator Ever Stainless Steel Water Bottle

Funny Best Job Title Procrastinator Ever Stainless Steel Water Bottle

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