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Offer a bit of inspiration, wherever you go, with this clear crossbody bag, which features the inspirational quote "those who roam make every port a place to call their own" with a compass on an aged / stained / vintage paper background.

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Inspirational Quote Those Who Roam ... Clear Crossbody Bag

A great waist pack for fitness buffs, gym rats, or just those who like to stay active at any age, this design features the inspirational quote, "Today the Steps, Tomorrow the Mountain", rendered in heavy block lettering. 

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Motivational Today the Steps Tomorrow the Mountain Clear Fanny Pack

Break the ice, wherever you go, with this whimsical clear stadium backpack, which features this philosophical saying "Life is a Journey" ... and then follows up with a practical suggestion to "Wear Comfy Shoes".

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Funny Life is a Journey Wear Comfy Shoes Clear Backpack

Break the ice with this clear stadium tote, which features colorful "Mucho Gusto" (Spanish for "nice to meet you") word art.

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Colorful Mucho Gusto! Pleased to Meet You Clear Tote Bag

I brake for birds, even though they use fowl language. At least it's words I don't understand.

Interesting fact: this bumper sticker was selected for use as a movie prop in "Office Christmas Party" starring Jennifer Aniston, Jason Bateman, and a subsection of Saturday Night Live cast members. The "crazy bird lady / bird nerd" in this 2016 holiday flick is Mary Winetoss (portrayed by SNL's Kate McKinnon), the by-the-book head of Human Resources, and a parrot owner.

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Funny I Brake For Birds Even Tho They Use Fowl ... Bumper Sticker

Funny Haiku to the Blue Screen of Death Coffee Mug

Funny Haiku to the Blue Screen of Death Flask

Funny Haiku to the Blue Screen of Death Latte Mug

Reminisce about the good ol' days of computing with this flask, which features a haiku to the BSOD. As a long-term PC user, I am well acquainted with the blue screen of death (BSOD). This most dreaded of computer errors is a constant across all the PC-based operating systems I've had the privilege (or misfortune) of using. Ergo, my tongue-in-cheek haiku ("tribute") for BSODs.

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Funny Haiku to the Blue Screen of Death

Inspirational Kindness Pays Dividends ... Foil Prints

Inspirational Kindness Pays Dividends ... Postcard

Inspirational Kindness Pays Dividends ... Notebook

Inspirational Kindness Pays Dividends ... Wooden Box Sign

Inspirational Kindness Pays Dividends ... Mug

Add a touch of inspiration to your walls with this foil print, which features the uplifting quote, "Kindness Pays Dividends" (and in smaller print, even though they may not be financial or immediate), pseudo-embossed on a black background.

PS1: World Kindness Day is November 13!
PS2: A great gift idea for stockbrokers, financial advisors, and those with a get-quick-rich mentality!

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Inspirational Kindness Pays Dividends ...

Birding is a lifestyle, not an obsession. Just because I carry my camera when I step outside, and have my journal and recorder in hand is no reason to label me as obsessed with birds. Hummingbirds, on the other hand, ...

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Birding is a Lifestyle, Not an Obsession Bumper Sticker

With the compliment, "Thanks for Being Awesome", styled in a dynamic, exciting handwritten font and paired with block lettering, this is the perfect leather patch hat for World Compliment Day (March 1) -- or any day that you feel like making someone's day, at a party, or even at the office!

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Thanks for Being Awesome! World Compliment Day Leather Patch Hat

This is a great way to recognize first responders, with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "Big BooBoo Slayer" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for firefighters, police officers, paramedics, doctors, nurses, and anyone else whose job is indispensable to the normal and proper functioning of our lives!

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Funny Big BooBoo Slayer Hashtag First Responder Giant Coffee Mug

This is a great way to recognize the individual who is a whiz with numbers, with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "Numbers Ninja" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for accountants, financial advisors, stockbrokers, mathematicians, or anyone who simply has an extremely copacetic relationship with the many branches of mathematica! 

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Funny Numbers Ninja Hashtag Name Giant Coffee Mug

Pseudo-embossed on a photo tile with a faux red-tinged granite texture, this quote, "Action and integrity speak volumes" encapsulates my belief in the importance of keeping one's word, particularly in this day and age, when ghosting has become shockingly acceptable behavior. Deeds will always carry more weight with me than promises.

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Action & Integrity Speak Volumes Peel And Stick Photo Tile

Add positivity and optimism to your day, the kitchen, or dining room with this premium acrylic coaster set, which features a mix of inspirational quotes, salutations/toasts, and observational humor, including "family traditions start in the kitchen", "this butter be good, because there's no margarine for error", "those who can't cook, become food critics", and "mucho gusto."

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Inspirational Funny Kitschy Kitchen Humor Coaster Set

Never do today what can be put off indefinitely. Substitute with a favorite "achievement" of your own. Perfect for anyone with a sense of humor.

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Funny Best Job Title Procrastinator Ever Glass

Difference Maker Hashtag Job Title Giant Coffee Mug

Difference Maker Hashtag Job Title T-Shirt

This is a great way to recognize the individual who goes above and beyond to create extraordinary change in their community and the lives of others, with this jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title of "Difference Maker" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. Insert the hashtag occupation, career, or job title. Great gift idea for teacher, firefighter, police officer, doctor, nurse, philanthropist, or any occupation that serves the greater good!

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Inspirational Quote Those Who Roam ... Clear Crossbody Bag

Inspirational Quote Those Who Roam ... Clear Crossbody Bag

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