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Birding is a lifestyle, not an obsession. Just because I carry my camera when I step outside, and have my journal and recorder in hand is no reason to label me as obsessed with birds. Hummingbirds, on the other hand, ...

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Birding is a Lifestyle, Not an Obsession Bumper Sticker

I brake for birds, even though they use fowl language. At least it's words I don't understand.

Interesting fact: this bumper sticker was selected for use as a movie prop in "Office Christmas Party" starring Jennifer Aniston, Jason Bateman, and a subsection of Saturday Night Live cast members. The "crazy bird lady / bird nerd" in this 2016 holiday flick is Mary Winetoss (portrayed by SNL's Kate McKinnon), the by-the-book head of Human Resources, and a parrot owner.

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Funny I Brake For Birds Even Tho They Use Fowl ... Bumper Sticker

Have an elderly family member or know someone in their golden (or silver) years who refuses to give up their driving license and insists on hitting the road whenever s/he feels like it, no matter how less-than-perfect their driving record actually is? Then this novelty bumper sticker is the perfect tongue-in-cheek "warning sign" for other motorists who have the misfortune to share the road with them or be stuck behind or beside them.

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Funny Cranky Deaf Old Fart at the Wheel Bumper Sticker

This vehicle makes unscheduled stops for ducks (and other forms of wildlife crossing the road). Great tongue-and-cheek bumper sticker for nature lovers (and a good way to tell motorists behind you not to follow too closely)!

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Funny This Vehicle Stops for Ducks Bumper Sticker

Booyeah! with spooky crossed eyeballs in the "Os" on a lime green background delivers a simple but cute little wordplay for tasty Halloween handouts.

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Funny Lime Green Booyeah! Crossed Eyes Halloween Hot Chocolate Drink Mix

Inspirational Elegant Dove of Peace Tag Cloud Espresso Cup

Inspirational Elegant Dove of Peace Tag Cloud Shower Curtain

Inspirational Elegant Dove of Peace Tag Cloud Magnet

Inspirational Elegant Dove of Peace Tag Cloud Card

Inspirational Elegant Dove of Peace Tag Cloud White Cotton Face Mask

This word art design features a repeating blue dove of peace-shaped tag cloud.
 
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Inspirational Elegant Dove of Peace Tag Cloud

This funny "Be the Ball, Be the Club ..." golf towel is the perfect gift idea for the golfer lives, breathes, eats, and sleeps golf ... whether a club in his/her hands or not!

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Funny Be the Ball Be the Club ... Golf Head Cover

This funny polo shirt, which features the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice Queen", is perfect for the golfer who tends to hit the ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny The Slice Queen Hoodie

These "The Eagle Maker" golf ball markers are the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings his (or her) A game to every round!

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X // The Eagle Maker Golf Ball Marker

This funny gardener's "a Garden is Always a Work-in-Progress" throw pillow is perfect for the individual who spends more time in the garden than in the house! Here's to the kindred spirits who rejoice in the changing seasons, nurture flowers, shrubs, and trees to give their best, and wage a neverending battle against the constancy of weeds. Personalize as desired. Reverse shows identical design.

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Funny A Garden is Always a Work-in-Progress Outdoor Pillow

Funny All Punctuation in Moderation !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mug

Funny All Punctuation in Moderation !!!!!!!!!!!!!! T-Shirt

This funny mug mocks the overuse of the exclamation mark with conflicting advice versus actual application. All punctuation in moderation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is right up there with the meme "Long Live Dead Languages". Great gift idea for linguists, grammaticians, and English teachers!

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WOW Funny All Punctuation in Moderation !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Never do today what can be put off indefinitely. Substitute with a favorite "achievement" of your own. Perfect for anyone with a sense of humor.

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Funny Best Job Title Golfer Ever Golf Head Cover

Welcome that new new bouncing bundle of joy to the family with this adorably funny pacifier, which features the words "baby blossom" with cute smiling purple and yellow daisies peeking out of the letters "a" and "o". 

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Cute Baby Blossoms Smiling Purple Daisies Pacifier

Funny Hot Mess Adult Apron

This is a great way to recognize the individual who can give you the play-by-plays and stats of every sports game, with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "Chief Sports Analyst" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. Great for Father's Day (or dad's birthday)!

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Birding is a Lifestyle, Not an Obsession Bumper Sticker

Birding is a Lifestyle, Not an Obsession Bumper Sticker

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Other bumper stickers, decals & car magnets from various stores