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Birding is a lifestyle, not an obsession. Just because I carry my camera when I step outside, and have my journal and recorder in hand is no reason to label me as obsessed with birds. Hummingbirds, on the other hand, ...

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Birding is a Lifestyle, Not an Obsession Bumper Sticker

This vehicle makes unscheduled stops for ducks (and other forms of wildlife crossing the road). Great tongue-and-cheek bumper sticker for nature lovers (and a good way to tell motorists behind you not to follow too closely)!

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Funny This Vehicle Stops for Ducks Bumper Sticker

I brake for birds, even though they use fowl language. At least it's words I don't understand.

Interesting fact: this bumper sticker was selected for use as a movie prop in "Office Christmas Party" starring Jennifer Aniston, Jason Bateman, and a subsection of Saturday Night Live cast members. The "crazy bird lady / bird nerd" in this 2016 holiday flick is Mary Winetoss (portrayed by SNL's Kate McKinnon), the by-the-book head of Human Resources, and a parrot owner.

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Funny I Brake For Birds Even Tho They Use Fowl ... Bumper Sticker

Have an elderly family member or know someone in their golden (or silver) years who refuses to give up their driving license and insists on hitting the road whenever s/he feels like it, no matter how less-than-perfect their driving record actually is? Then this novelty bumper sticker is the perfect tongue-in-cheek "warning sign" for other motorists who have the misfortune to share the road with them or be stuck behind or beside them.

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Funny Cranky Deaf Old Fart at the Wheel Bumper Sticker

Customizable QR Code Your Webpage Link Keychain

Customizable QR Code Your Webpage Link Button

Customizable QR Code Your Webpage Link Water Bottle

Customizable QR Code Your Webpage Link

Customizable QR Code Your Webpage Link T-Shirt

Customizable QR Code Your Webpage Link Throw Pillow

This quirky magnetic card is guaranteed to pique interest and get a conversation started. Just replace the dummy QR code with one of your own, and enter a website URL below it. It's never been so easy to advertise yourself, a business, or an organization, wherever you go, and deliver the 411 without ever having to say a single word!

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Get a chuckle or two with this design, which features the envied "rank" of "The Eagle Maker" next to a teed up golf ball. Perfect for the golfer who brings his (or her) A game to every round!

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Funny The Eagle Maker Black Cotton Face Mask

A great workout shirt for fitness buffs, gym rats, or just those who like to stay true to themselves or motivate themselves to push the bar, this design features the inspirational meme, "Outspoken Unbroken", rendered in heavy block lettering. 

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Inspirational Meme Outspoken Unbroken T-Shirt

This "The Eagle Maker" golf polo shirt is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings his (or her) A game to every round!

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The Eagle Maker Polo Shirt

Funny Elevator Music Pushes All My Buttons Glass Coaster

Funny Elevator Music Pushes All My Buttons Mug

Funny Elevator Music Pushes All My Buttons Can Cooler

Funny Elevator Music Pushes All My Buttons T-Shirt

Funny Elevator Music Pushes All My Buttons Shot Glass

I'm an unashamed fan of elevator music, and this striking cooler features this (recent) personal literal and metaphorical epiphany against a metallic colored elevator background with up, down, and numbered buttons for added whimsical effect.

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Funny Elevator Music Pushes All My Buttons

Funny TieDye No Rainbows Were Harmed ... Napkins

Funny TieDye No Rainbows Were Harmed ... Apron

Funny TieDye No Rainbows Were Harmed ... Luggage Tag

Funny TieDye No Rainbows Were Harmed ... Ping Pong Paddle

Funny Tie Dye No Rainbows Were Harmed ... Cornhole Set

Add a touch of humor to your dining experience with this vividly colorful and psychedelic design, which features the saying "No Rainbows Were Harmed in the Making of This Product" on a prismatic tiedye background! As a graphic designer, I love using colors in my artwork. Tie-dye, however, may really stretch my fondness for hues. I will admit that they are good for stopping road traffic, causing retinal burns, and breaking the ice at social gatherings. 

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WOW Funny TieDye No Rainbows Were Harmed ...

I Was at the Planetary Parade February 28, 2025 Sling Bag

I Was at the Planetary Parade February 28, 2025 Trucker Hat

I Was at the Planetary Parade February 28, 2025 Seat Cushion

I Was at the Planetary Parade February 28, 2025 Dopp Kit

I Was at the Planetary Parade February 28, 2025 Duffle Bag

I Was at the Planetary Parade February 28, 2025 Fleece Blanket

Celebrate the Planetary Parade on February 28, 2025, with this design, which announce the event in a sci-fi style font with a stylized diagram of the seven aligning planets on a solid black background. 

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WOW Planetary Parade 2025

 Aurora Borealis (Northern Lights) Chaser Luggage Tag

Aurora Borealis (Northern Lights) Chaser Fleece Blanket

Aurora Borealis (Northern Lights) Chaser T-Shirt

Aurora Borealis (Northern Lights) Chaser Hoodie

Aurora Borealis (Northern Lights) Chaser Bottle Opener

 Aurora Borealis (Northern Lights) Chaser Keychain

With the words, "Aurora Borealis Chaser" (and the northern lights peeking out of the word aurora), these are the perfect gift ideas for photographers, geophysicists, weather forecasters, those who like to stalk EM storms, or anyone who's naturally attracted to the natural attractions of this world!

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WOW Aurora Borealis (Northern Lights) Chaser

Inspirational Dream Deeply Live Boldly ... Two-Tone Coffee Mug

Funny The Wildlife Whisperer Hashtag Name Giant Coffee Mug

Funny Definitions of Mom Jobs Careers Tag Cloud Mug

Funny The Slice Queen Golf Ball Tee Latte Mug

Innovator Gamechanger Visionary Dreamer Tag Cloud Mug

Funny We are the Succulent Surgeons Mug

WOW Cheers to You

If your fearless curve wins points for you in ping pong, then this punny table tennis paddle, which features the "royal title" of "The Slice Queen" (a little word play on / verbal poke at "The Ice Queen") rendered in flowing script against a pink glittery background, is perfect for you! 

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Birding is a Lifestyle, Not an Obsession Bumper Sticker

Birding is a Lifestyle, Not an Obsession Bumper Sticker

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Other bumper stickers, decals & car magnets from various stores