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Birding is a lifestyle, not an obsession. Just because I carry my camera when I step outside, and have my journal and recorder in hand is no reason to label me as obsessed with birds. Hummingbirds, on the other hand, ...

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Birding is a Lifestyle, Not an Obsession Bumper Sticker

This vehicle makes unscheduled stops for ducks (and other forms of wildlife crossing the road). Great tongue-and-cheek bumper sticker for nature lovers (and a good way to tell motorists behind you not to follow too closely)!

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Funny This Vehicle Stops for Ducks Bumper Sticker

Have an elderly family member or know someone in their golden (or silver) years who refuses to give up their driving license and insists on hitting the road whenever s/he feels like it, no matter how less-than-perfect their driving record actually is? Then this novelty bumper sticker is the perfect tongue-in-cheek "warning sign" for other motorists who have the misfortune to share the road with them or be stuck behind or beside them.

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Funny Cranky Deaf Old Fart at the Wheel Bumper Sticker

I brake for birds, even though they use fowl language. At least it's words I don't understand.

Interesting fact: this bumper sticker was selected for use as a movie prop in "Office Christmas Party" starring Jennifer Aniston, Jason Bateman, and a subsection of Saturday Night Live cast members. The "crazy bird lady / bird nerd" in this 2016 holiday flick is Mary Winetoss (portrayed by SNL's Kate McKinnon), the by-the-book head of Human Resources, and a parrot owner.

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Funny I Brake For Birds Even Tho They Use Fowl ... Bumper Sticker

"Weavers have a great loom with a view" is the perfect punny, tongue-in-cheek tee-shirt for clothesmakers and makers of fabrics! 

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Funny A Loom with a View T-Shirt

Cute Sleep Prodigy Word Art Baby Burp Cloth

Cute Sleep Prodigy Word Art Baby T-Shirt

Cute Sleep Prodigy Word Art Pacifier

Cute Sleep Prodigy Word Art Large Clock

Cute Sleep Prodigy Word Art Throw Pillow

Welcome that new addition to the family with this funny pacifier, which features the "job title" "sleep prodigy", playfully rendered with serif lettering and a parade of sleepy Zs standing in for the sounds of your little one daintily snoring. 

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Cute Sleep Prodigy Word Art

Add a touch of whimsy to your favorite drink and toasts with this mug, which features the words "The Worm Burner" wrapped around the top of a golf ball sitting on a golf tee. The perfect gift idea for the golfer whose balls barely clear the grass when hit! Wear your bad swings proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny The Worm Burner Golf Ball Tee Mug

Add a touch of vocational humor to your wardrobe with this top, which features the sarcastic witticism "without continuity experts, there wouldn't be any nitpickers." 

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Funny Continuity Experts and Nitpickers T-Shirt

Funny TieDye No Rainbows Were Harmed ... Napkins

Funny TieDye No Rainbows Were Harmed ... Pet Bed

Funny TieDye No Rainbows Were Harmed ... Dart Board

Funny Tie-Dye No Rainbows Were Harmed ... Drawstring Bag

Funny Tie Dye No Rainbows Were Harmed ... Cornhole Set

Funny TieDye No Rainbows Were Harmed ... Pickleball Paddle

Add a touch of humor to your dining experience with this vividly colorful and psychedelic design, which features the saying "No Rainbows Were Harmed in the Making of This Product" on a prismatic tiedye background! As a graphic designer, I love using colors in my artwork. Tie-dye, however, may really stretch my fondness for hues. I will admit that they are good for stopping road traffic, causing retinal burns, and breaking the ice at social gatherings. 

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WOW Funny TieDye No Rainbows Were Harmed ...

Don't lose your best ideas, brainstorms, thoughts, or inventions! Pen them in this extra large journal, which sports the poetic "Doodles from My Noodle" on a faux, kraft colored background.

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Funny Doodles from My Noodle Kraft Brown Extra Large Moleskine Notebook

This is a great way to recognize the individual who is a prodigy in the kitchen (particularly with Greek cuisine), with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "The Souvlaki Specialist" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. 

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Funny The Souvlaki Specialist Hashtag Name Giant Coffee Mug

Inspirational Quote Chase Your Dreams Coaster

Inspirational Quote Chase Your Dreams Adult Cloth Face Mask

Inspirational Quote Chase Your Dreams Shot Glass

Inspirational Quote Chase Your Dreams Luggage Tag

Inspirational Quote Chase Your Dreams Notebook

Inspirational Quote Chase Your Dreams Glass Coaster

Offer encouragement, toast achievements, and celebrate special people with this inspirational can cooler, which features the uplifting words/advice "Chase your dreams", rendered in a combination of handwritten and elegant serif lettering on a royal-blue-to-black gradient background.

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Inspirational Quote Chase Your Dreams

Born to bake: the perfect apron for those who rule the kitchen with their exacting requirements, profess an undying love for yeast, swear by Fahrenheit, and revel in funny math like "a baker's dozen".

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Born to Bake Adult Apron

Add a touch of autumnal whimsy to the kitchen or dining experience with this fall-themed typographical glass coaster, which features a smart, playful pun and the colors of the changing seasons. A "wonder fall" gift idea for those who love those later months of the year!

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Birding is a Lifestyle, Not an Obsession Bumper Sticker

Birding is a Lifestyle, Not an Obsession Bumper Sticker

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Other bumper stickers, decals & car magnets from various stores