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Hot mess is the perfectly apron for gourmets and gourmands who look great, even in the kitchen.

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Funny Hot Mess Adult Apron

This funny Dessert Taster apron is perfect for budding pastry chefs and chocolatiers.

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Funny Dessert Taster Kids' Apron

This colorful "Mucho Gusto!" word art (Spanish for "nice to meet you!") is perfect for chefs, gourmets, and gourmands who love to break the ice ... in the kitchen, at the BBQ, or anywhere else an apron, food, and a number of people are called for.

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Colorful Mucho Gusto! Pleased to Meet You Adult Apron

The wonderful world of homonyms in the English languages lends itself to some truly interesting results. This funny "Shoe Pastry" (with an accompanying silhouette of a stiletto for added comical effect) is a lighthearted wordplay on the similar sounding choux pastry, an unleavened dough used in many European-based cuisines.

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Funny Pun / Wordplay Shoe (Choux) Pastry Adult Apron

You Had Me at Steak 'n' Potatoes is the perfectly tongue-in-cheek way to describe the food that won you over at first sight (or taste), with the sobriquet rendered in a pairing of handwriting and block lettering. Customize with your chosen dish/meal.

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Funny You Had Me at Steak 'n' Potatoes Adult Apron

The wonderful world of homonyms in the English languages lends itself to some truly interesting results. This funny "Moose Cakes" (with an accompanying silhouette of a moose for added comical effect) is a lighthearted wordplay on the similar sounding mousse cakes, a sweet or savory egg- or cream- based concoction of French extraction often served as dessert.

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Funny Pun / Wordplay Moose (Mousse) Cakes Adult Apron

Showcase your fascination with the mathematical constant pi, leetspeak, and puns with this apron, which cleverly integrates the symbol π with the word lover (spelled as L0V3R in leetspeak) inside the outline of an artistic heart. It's a great gift idea for mathematicians, statisticians, or those who have a way with numbers!

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Funny π Pi Lover Math Leetspeak Adult Apron

You had me at steak and prawns. Done in the style of that famous one-liner from that famous movie that popularized the internet meme "show me the money!" The perfect apron to put an end to that pesky question, "What do you want for dinner tonight?"

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You Had Me at Steak and Prawns Adult Apron

Olive You. Just the Way You Are. A little punny humor for olive fans like myself, and groans from everyone else. I didn't grow up eating the Greek ones (in Greek salad), but rather, the Asian ones in porridge. Regardless, I love both.

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Funny Quote Olive You. Just the Way You Are. Coffee Mug

Doggone it! Get a chuckle out of family and friends with this dashing dog bandana, which reads "Mommy's Little Boy." Personalize with a name and/or meme. Perfect for the canine who's a real prince!

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Funny Mommy's Little Boy Pet Bandana Collar

This funny, alliterative "Camo Clad Scope Slinging Tripod Toting Bird Nerd" baseball / trucker's cap is great for those who like to shoot our feathered friends (with a camera or a scope), and go to great lengths to hide themselves from their subjects ... while letting everyone else know exactly what their OCD is.

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Funny Camo Clad Tripod Toting Bird Nerd Trucker Hat

Be a language fashionista when you go globetrotting with this colorful passport cover, which features the tag cloud for "journey", "wander", and "adventure" in many languages. 

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Colorful Journey in Many Languages Word Cloud Passport Holder

Funny TieDye No Rainbows Were Harmed ... Napkins

Funny TieDye No Rainbows Were Harmed ... Luggage Tag

Funny TieDye No Rainbows Were Harmed ... Paper Plates

Funny TieDye No Rainbows Were Harmed ... Skateboard

Funny TieDye No Rainbows Were Harmed ... Dart Board

Add a touch of humor to your dining experience with this vividly colorful and psychedelic design, which features the saying "No Rainbows Were Harmed in the Making of This Product" on a prismatic tiedye background! As a graphic designer, I love using colors in my artwork. Tie-dye, however, may really stretch my fondness for hues. I will admit that they are good for stopping road traffic, causing retinal burns, and breaking the ice at social gatherings. 

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WOW Funny TieDye No Rainbows Were Harmed ...

This tongue-in-cheek "OCBD (Obsessive Compulsive Birding Disorder)" leather patch hat is perfect for birders and nature lovers, and everyone who eats (figuratively speaking, not literally), sleeps, and drinks our feathered friends.

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Funny OCBD (Obsessive Compulsive Birding Disorder) Leather Patch Hat

Inspirational Tree of Life Tag Cloud

Inspirational Tree of Life Tag Cloud Poster

Inspirational Tree of Life Tag Cloud Espresso Cup

Inspirational Tree of Life Tag Cloud T-Shirt

Inspirational Tree of Life Tag Cloud Paper Napkins

Add a touch of inspiration and nature to your walls with this poster. This multi-colored tree-shaped tag cloud connects the importance of these large and ancient organisms to our world. A great idea for the nature lover on your gift list!

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Funny Hot Mess Adult Apron

Funny Hot Mess Adult Apron

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Other aprons from various stores