With its quasi-rhyming "job title" of "grammar drama queen" (and in smaller print, "yes, I do mind your Ps and Qs!", this funny mug is a sly poke at the language police. ;) Great gift idea for linguists, grammaticians, and English teachers!

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Funny Grammar Drama Queen Mind Your Ps and Qs Mug

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With its quasi-rhyming "job title" of "grammar drama queen" (and in smaller print, "yes, I do mind your Ps and Qs!", this funny shirt is a sly poke at the language police. ;) Great gift idea for linguists, grammaticians, and English teachers!

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Funny Grammar Drama Queen Mind Your Ps and Qs T-Shirt

A great shirt for the budding scientist, the science minded, or those contemplating a career in the STEM (science, technology, engineering, and math) disciplines.  

This design features the tongue-in-cheek quote "Chemistry majors cover their bases ... and their acids!" rendered around a molecular 2D representation/formula for serotonin, the "feel good" hormone.

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Funny Chemistry Majors Cover Their Bases ... T-Shirt

This tongue-in-cheek "Start the Day off with a Primal Scream" t-shirt is great for those who believe the best way to relieve stress is to scream. It'll certainly wake everyone up.

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Funny Primal Scream Therapy T-Shirt

Celebrate dads and Father's Day with this tag cloud shirt, which features a lighthearted look at the many (often unacknowledged (and mostly) unpaid) job titles and definitions of these amazing multi-taskers and nurturing figures in your life. 

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Funny Definitions of Dad Job Career Tag Cloud T-Shirt

This "Worm Burner on the Fairway" golf polo shirt is the perfect gift idea for the golfer whose balls barely clear the grass when hit! Wear your bad swings proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny Worm Burner on the Fairway Polo Shirt

A great couple's shirt for lexicologists with a sense of humor, scientists, the scientifically minded, or those contemplating a career in the STEM (science, technology, engineering, and math) disciplines.  

This design features the tongue-in-cheek quote "You and I are meant to be cuz we've got the most amazing chemistry" rendered around a molecular 2D representation/formula for oxytocin, the "cuddle chemical".

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Funny Meant to Be We've Got Amazing Chemistry T-Shirt

You don't have to be Santa to appreciate this striking design, which features the career title of "Professor of Beardology" with an accompanying beard, and, in smaller print, "with a double minor in (soul) patches and (mu)staches. The hilariously funny and perfect gift for any guy who's (inordinately) proud of / obsessed with his facial hair! This novelty shirt is guaranteed to break the ice and be a great conversation starter! Perfect for Father's Day and Valentine's Day!

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Funny Professor of Beardology T-Shirt

Add a touch of poetic whimsy and nature to your wardrobe with this top, which features the saying "Don't Apologize for Lovin' Butterflies" with a pair of unicode butterfly "punctuation marks". A great gift idea for those who love nature and wildlife!

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Funny Don't Apologize for Lovin' Butterflies T-Shirt

Colorful Love Word Cloud in Many Languages Throw Pillow

Colorful Love Word Cloud in Many Languages Fleece Blanket

No matter what language you speak, "love" is a powerful word and benediction, rendered in a colorful multi-lingual tag cloud on a black background. 

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WOW Colorful Love Word Cloud in Many Languages

This hashtag headgear affirms my view that superheroes can't also be super at everything ... especially when it comes to designing their own costumes. I mean, how many of them actually own a sewing machine, and know how to thread a needle? I think the designers are the real superheroes ... after all, who does the wearer go back to, to mend the rips and tears that result from those epic battles?

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Superhero Costume Designer #hashtag Hashtag Embroidered Baseball Cap

This funny, alliterative "Camo Clad Scope Slinging Tripod Toting Bird Nerd" baseball / trucker's cap is great for those who like to shoot our feathered friends (with a camera or a scope), and go to great lengths to hide themselves from their subjects ... while letting everyone else know exactly what their OCD is.

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Funny Camo Clad Tripod Toting Bird Nerd Trucker Hat

Get a chuckle out of partners and opponents with this shirt, which tells us that "pickleball professors do a lot of deep dinking and driving." Reverse shows identical design. Reverse shows identical design.

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Funny This Pickleball Professor Dinks & Drives T-Shirt

Add a touch of foodie humor to the bedroom or living room with this pillow, which features the saying "Love Conquers All, But So Does Chocolate."

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Funny Love Conquers All, But So Does Chocolate T-Shirt

Add a touch of inspiration and motivation to your travels with this passport cover, which features the words "fear creates walls but courage builds bridges" in elegant flowing script and sans serif lettering.

Copy and Layout © W.H. Sim. All Rights Reserved. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Inspirational Words Courage Builds Bridges Passport Holder

This is a great way to recognize the individual who drops off her daughter(s) at ballet class, with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "Ballet Liaison Officer" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for Mother's Day (or mom's birthday)! 

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Funny Grammar Drama Queen Mind Your Ps and Qs T-Shirt

Funny Grammar Drama Queen Mind Your Ps and Qs T-Shirt

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