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That is the million dollar question! Where in blazes is Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, which, at 58 letters, is the longest place name in the world? A small village in Anglesey, North Wales, the United Kingdom! 

I'm not going to worry about not being able to find the place. I'm more worried about getting lost in the pronunciation!

So avoid the confusion and get this shirt instead ... and then point to it when you ask the locals! ;)

Design © W.H. Sim. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny I'm Lost Where the Heck is Llanfairpwll ...  T-Shirt

This is a great way to recognize the individual who knows the stories of generations past, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Family Historian" (and, in finer print, "and Teller of Tall Tales") in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. Great for Grandparents' Day (or granddad's birthday), but can also be adapted for mom, uncle, aunt, or anyone who has a thing for spinning yarns!

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Funny Family Historian ... Hashtag Granddad T-Shirt

Add a touch of inspiration and nature to your wardrobe with this top. This multi-colored tree-shaped tag cloud connects the importance of these large and ancient organisms to our world. A great idea for the nature lover on your gift list!

Design and Copy © W.H. Sim. All Rights Reserved. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Inspirational Tree of Life Tag Cloud T-Shirt

Funny Life is a Journey ... T-Shirt

Pass on a bit of poetic whimsy with this design, which features the philosophical saying "Life is a Journey" ... and then follows up with a practical suggestion to "Wear Comfy Shoes". 

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WOW Funny Life is a Journey ...

If you can sing and dance, you're probably a bird. Be the envy of your vocally-challenged and/or tone deaf friends with this "novel tee" shirt.

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Funny Quote: If You Can Sing and Dance T-Shirt

This funny polo shirt, which features the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice Queen", is perfect for the golfer who tends to hit the ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny The Slice Queen Hoodie

Welcome that new bouncing bundle of joy to the family with this adorably funny baby t-shirt, which features the words "baby blossom" with cute smiling purple and yellow daisies peeking out of the letters "a" and "o". Reverse shows identical design.

Layout and Copy © W.H. Sim. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Cute Baby Blossoms Smiling Purple Daisies Baby T-Shirt

If you find Hallowe'en to be one of the most fun-filled days of the year, then this punny shirt with the words "Simply Eerie Sistible" styled in a creepy font in white, lime green, and purple, is a real groaner -- and a great idea for yourself or your friends (single or attached)!

Design © W.H. Sim. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny Punny Creepy Simply Eeriesistible T-Shirt

Cats are the Soul of Indifference. What's Your Excuse? I kid, on both accounts, of course. Not having been a cat owner in any point of my life, I can still refute that stereotype. 

Sure, cats don't need humans in the same way that dogs do, and the former don't express affection as openly or effusively as the latter do. One feline visitor left a half-eaten mouse on our lawn once (that's how cats show they like you. Sharing is caring). 

Cats are masters of manipulation at getting what they want (not need!) from us. Another visited the backyard daily, sometimes several times a day, for 8 months. I could not open the door to the sunroom without seeing her Orangeness at the top of the stairs, waiting for milk, cat treats, and a session of cuddling (and not necessarily in that order). If none of those were forthcoming, plaintive meowing, pitched like a human baby's cries, would ensue. My reward would be purring; cat kisses in the form of long blinks; lap naps that could last up to 30 minutes; and really close eye-to-eye contact, as if I was the center and only wonder of her world.

Funny Quote Cats are the Soul of Indifference ... Coffee Mug

The politically correct way to refer to those who slave away over a hot stove. The perfect apron for those with a (more) sophisticated sense of humor!

I'm Not a Cook. I'm a Food Artiste. Adult Apron

Add a touch of inspiration to your walls with this foil print, which features the uplifting words "To dream is to journey without limits" on sepia-toned waters (or shifting sands), fading to black!

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Inspirational to Dream is to Journey ... Foil Prints

Celebrate Valentine's Day with these candy favors, which feature the sweet sentiment "My Better Half", encircled by an artistically rendered white heart.

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Funny Romantic My Better Half Hearts Hershey's Miniatures

Funny Food Critic Adult Apron

"Weavers have a great loom with a view" is the perfect punny, tongue-in-cheek tee-shirt for clothesmakers and makers of fabrics! 

Design and Copy © W.H. Sim. All Rights Reserved. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny A Loom with a View T-Shirt

A great workout shirt for fitness buffs, gym rats, or just those who like to stay active at any age, this design features the inspirational quote, "Physical Hustle Builds Mental Muscle", rendered in heavy block lettering. 

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Funny I'm Lost Where the Heck is Llanfairpwll ... T-Shirt

Funny I'm Lost Where the Heck is Llanfairpwll ... T-Shirt

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Other men's t-shirts from various stores