With its quasi-rhyming "job title" of "grammar drama queen" (and in smaller print, "yes, I do mind your Ps and Qs!", this funny shirt is a sly poke at the language police. ;) Great gift idea for linguists, grammaticians, and English teachers!

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Funny Grammar Drama Queen Mind Your Ps and Qs T-Shirt

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With its quasi-rhyming "job title" of "grammar drama queen" (and in smaller print, "yes, I do mind your Ps and Qs!", this funny mug is a sly poke at the language police. ;) Great gift idea for linguists, grammaticians, and English teachers!

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Funny Grammar Drama Queen Mind Your Ps and Qs Mug

Add a touch of whimsy to your favorite drink and toasts with this mug, which features the quote "Mycologists are a Group of Fungi to Be Around" (so why won't they tell me if the 30 lbs of mushrooms growing on my lawn are safe to eat, or are last supper?) The perfect tongue-in-cheek gift idea for popular mushroom experts.

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Funny Quote: Mycologists are a Group of Fungi ... Mug

Cats are the Soul of Indifference. What's Your Excuse? I kid, on both accounts, of course. Not having been a cat owner in any point of my life, I can still refute that stereotype. 

Sure, cats don't need humans in the same way that dogs do, and the former don't express affection as openly or effusively as the latter do. One feline visitor left a half-eaten mouse on our lawn once (that's how cats show they like you. Sharing is caring). 

Cats are masters of manipulation at getting what they want (not need!) from us. Another visited the backyard daily, sometimes several times a day, for 8 months. I could not open the door to the sunroom without seeing her Orangeness at the top of the stairs, waiting for milk, cat treats, and a session of cuddling (and not necessarily in that order). If none of those were forthcoming, plaintive meowing, pitched like a human baby's cries, would ensue. My reward would be purring; cat kisses in the form of long blinks; lap naps that could last up to 30 minutes; and really close eye-to-eye contact, as if I was the center and only wonder of her world.

Funny Quote Cats are the Soul of Indifference ... Coffee Mug

Add a touch of whimsy to your favorite drink and toasts with this mug, which features the words "The Worm Burner" wrapped around the top of a golf ball sitting on a golf tee. The perfect gift idea for the golfer whose balls barely clear the grass when hit! Wear your bad swings proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny The Worm Burner Golf Ball Tee Mug

Add a touch of whimsy to your favorite drink and toasts with this mug, which features the humorous observation "Graphic Designers are Optimists. For Us, The Grass *is* Always Greener." As a graphic designer, I have been asked the question "is it really that [insert your colour of choice]" many times. The real in-joke/off-color remark (pun intended)/inference here being "did you oversaturate your primary colours?" The perfect "novelty" mug for image manipulation wizards!

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Funny Quote: Graphic Designers are Optimists Mug

Golfers belong to an exclusive club, and why not acknowledge the golfer who tries so hard on the green (and/or perhaps is a little less than honest in the counting of their strokes) with this golf mug, which touts their lifetime membership to the Saint Mulligan Golf Club (styled in dignified Old English lettering and capital fonts) on a royal blue background. Customize messaging as desired! Reverse shows identical design.

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Funny Saint Mulligan Golf Club Lifetime Member Mug

You are what you eat! Isn't it fascinating what scientific discoveries have been made lately? Tomatoes have 7,000 more genes (more genes = more geniuses) than humans. That makes them a more complex lifeform than us. Juiced, cooked, or raw, I nave to respect the stuff I love to eat the most.

Funny Quote I Love Tomatoes. They're Geniuses! Coffee Mug

As a long-term PC user, I am well acquainted with the blue screen of death (BSOD). This most dreaded of computer errors is a constant across all the PC-based operating systems I've had the privilege (or misfortune) of using. Ergo, my tongue-in-cheek haiku ("tribute") for BSODs.

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Funny Haiku to the Blue Screen of Death Coffee Mug

This funny "Be the Ball, Be the Club ..." golf towel is the perfect gift idea for the golfer lives, breathes, eats, and sleeps golf ... whether a club in his/her hands or not!

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Funny Be the Ball Be the Club ... Golf Head Cover

Colorful Cheers Toast in Many Languages Word Cloud Leggings

Colorful Cheers Toast in Many Languages Word Cloud Napkins

Colorful Cheers in Many Languages Word Cloud T-Shirt

Colorful Word Art Cheers in Many Languages Can Cooler

Colorful Word Art Cheers in Many Languages Glass

Colorful Word Art Cheers in Many Languages Coaster

Toast special days and special people with this striking design, which features a word art design of the drinking salutation "cheers" in many different languages on a black background! 

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WOW Colorful Word Art Cheers in Many Languages

This funny gardener's "a Garden is Always a Work-in-Progress" throw pillow is perfect for the individual who spends more time in the garden than in the house! Here's to the kindred spirits who rejoice in the changing seasons, nurture flowers, shrubs, and trees to give their best, and wage a neverending battle against the constancy of weeds. Personalize as desired. Reverse shows identical design.

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Funny A Garden is Always a Work-in-Progress Outdoor Pillow

Bold Heart Purple Pink Gratitude Affirmations Thermal Tumbler

Bold Heart Purple Pink Gratitude Affirmations Water Bottle

Bold Heart Purple Pink Gratitude Affirmations Yoga Mat

Bold Heart Purple Pink Gratitude Affirmations Notebook

Bold Heart Purple Pink Gratitude Affirmations Pillar Candle

Put the "I" in gratitude with this bold and modern gratitude pillar candle, which features the word gratitude (with a heart standing in for the "i" to reflect self-care), styled on a soft pastel background of purple and pink hues. Customize colors and text /affirmations as desired.

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WOW Bold Heart Purple Pink Gratitude Affirmations

Although I may sound like one, I am not, and I designed this tongue-in-cheek shirt to dispel the myth that I am a bot.

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Funny I am Not a Bot ... T-Shirt

Say goodbye to boring and get noticed with this double-sided, minimalist business card design, which features elegant white lettering set on 
a black background that conveys strength and creativity while delivering a personal yet professional touch. Reverse shows the (customizable) quote: "The journey is the same. Only the path taken is different." Great for life coaches and motivational speakers.

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Artistic Inspirational Black White Life Coach Business Card

Talk is Not Cheap. Just Ask My Lawyer. The perfect tongue-in-cheek tee-shirt for attorneys, or those aspiring to the law profession.

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Funny Grammar Drama Queen Mind Your Ps and Qs Mug

Funny Grammar Drama Queen Mind Your Ps and Qs Mug

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