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With the giggle-inducing nickname, "L'il Miss Gigglemug" (in letter slightly askew for humorous effect), this is the perfect shirt for girls, the perpetually optimistic, linguists, word nerds, English teachers, or those who simply smile a lot!

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Funny L'il Miss Gigglemug T-Shirt

You don't have to be Santa to appreciate this striking design, which features the career title of "Professor of Beardology" with an accompanying beard, and, in smaller print, "with a double minor in (soul) patches and (mu)staches. The hilariously funny and perfect gift for any guy who's (inordinately) proud of / obsessed with his facial hair! This novelty shirt is guaranteed to break the ice and be a great conversation starter! Perfect for Father's Day and Valentine's Day!

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Funny Professor of Beardology T-Shirt

This is a great way to recognize the individual who knows how to find the family "weak spots" and crack 'em up, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Chief Tickle Monster" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for Father's Day (or dad's birthday)!

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Funny Chief Tickle Monster Hashtag Super Dad T-Shirt

This "Long Live the Serial Comma. Today, Tomorrow, and Forever." is the perfect tongue-in-cheek tee-shirt for linguists and grammaticians (followed by an example for the uninitiated). Myself, I've always been a big fan of the serial comma (also known by its other alias of Oxford comma), and have gotten into debates about the issue of redundancy vs necessity. It can prevent expensive lawsuits and hilarious interpretations when not employed.

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Funny Long Live the Serial Comma T-Shirt

Add a touch of vocational humor to your wardrobe with this top, which features the witticism "barbers can handle the hairiest situations." The perfect gift idea for those who trim and style our mops and manes!

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Funny Barbers Can Handle the Hairiest Situations T-Shirt

That is the million dollar question! Where in blazes is Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, which, at 58 letters, is the longest place name in the world? A small village in Anglesey, North Wales, the United Kingdom! 

I'm not going to worry about not being able to find the place. I'm more worried about getting lost in the pronunciation!

So avoid the confusion and get this shirt instead ... and then point to it when you ask the locals! ;)

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Funny I'm Lost Where the Heck is Llanfairpwll ...  T-Shirt

Photographers shoot to thrill. The perfect tongue-in-cheek tee-shirt for photographers.

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Funny Quote: Photographers Shoot to Thrill. T-Shirt

This is a great way to recognize the individual who was the original bank officer to launch your early business ventures, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Loan Forgiveness Officer" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. Great for Father's Day (or dad's birthday), but can also be adapted for mom, uncle, aunt, or anyone who has given you financial support! 

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Funny Loan Forgiveness Officer Hashtag Super Dad T-Shirt

Born to barbeque: kitchen kitsch for those who rule the grill. The perfect and alliterative apron for those who can't be parted from their hibachis.

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Born to BBQ / Barbeque Adult Apron

This "vintage" mitt and potholder set, which features the establishment "Ye Olde Greasy Spoon" is the perfectly tongue-in-cheek way to describe the (home) kitchen, your favorite hole-in-the-wall, or cafe, with the sobriquet rendered in old English/Gothic blackletter script. Customize with a "year of establishment".

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Funny Blackletter Script Ye Olde Greasy Spoon Oven Mitt & Pot Holder Set

#gamechanger #hashtag Gamechanger Hashtag T-Shirt

The wonderful world of homonyms in the English languages lends itself to some truly interesting results. This funny "Shoe Pastry" (with an accompanying silhouette of a stiletto for added comical effect) is a lighthearted wordplay on the similar sounding choux pastry, an unleavened dough used in many European-based cuisines.

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Funny Pun / Wordplay Shoe (Choux) Pastry Adult Apron

This funny "Be the Ball, Be the Club ..." golf towel is the perfect gift idea for the golfer lives, breathes, eats, and sleeps golf ... whether a club in his/her hands or not!

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Funny Be the Ball Be the Club ... Golf Head Cover

Graphic Designers are Optimists. For Us, The Grass *is* Always Greener. As a graphic designer, I have been asked the question "is it really that [insert your colour of choice]" many times. The real in-joke/off-color remark (pun intended)/inference here being "did you oversaturate your primary colours?" The perfect "novel tee" shirt for punsters and graphic designers.

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Funny L'il Miss Gigglemug T-Shirt

Funny L'il Miss Gigglemug T-Shirt

More from Words of Whimsy

Other girls' t-shirts from various stores