If you had to choose between drinking wine every day and having a million dollars, would you choose red, white, or rosé? That's easy. Red, of course. Who needs all that money, am I right? Pretty sure The Cabernet Cat would agree.

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If you had to choose between drinking wine every day and having a million dollars, would you choose red, white, or rosé? That's easy. Red, of course. Who needs all that money, am I right? Pretty sure The Cabernet Cat would agree. And here's a handy wine gift bag.

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Wine Gift Bag

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Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Quote Postcard

There's red wine, white wine, rosé, dessert, and sparkling wines. But in the end, the best wines are the ones we drink with friends. Here's The Cabernet Cat and a dear friend sharing some very old wine that The C.C. has been saving for a special occasion. They're raising their glasses to each other and toasting to friendship! Send a postcard like this one to a friend to set up a date. Cheers!

The Best Wines We Drink With Friends Postcard

The answer may not be at the bottom of a bottle of wine. But you should at least check. Right? Eureka! It pays to be thorough, or so The Cabernet Cat has always believed, seen here wearing his bright yellow spelunker's safety helmet, on a cartoon postcard.

Answer Not at the Bottom Funny Wine Quote Postcard

Question: How much do you spend on a bottle of wine? Answer: I would guess about half an hour. Ba-dum-TSS! The Cabernet Cat and his wine drinking buddy are sharing a glass of wine and a funny wine joke or two, and good times are being had. Add this popular wine meme and postcard to your wine quotes collection! Send one to a friend you haven't joked with in a while.

How Much Do You Spend on Bottle of Wine? Postcard

I do yoga every day. Just kidding! I drink wine in my yoga pants! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, in his yoga pants, on his yoga mat, enjoying some Cabernet, is on a postcard, which you can send to someone you know who is always talking about their yoga pants. Namasté!

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat Postcard

Jingle Bells! Zinfandel! Pass the Cabernet! This funny wine quote is the Cabernet Cat's funny take on a good old, traditional Christmas song, just for wine lovers. Here are the clever holiday lyrics in a retro design on a holiday postcard.

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Wine Quote Postcard

"I just rescued some wine. It was trapped in a bottle," says this hand drawn, retro, hipster black cat known as The Cabernet Cat. He likes to think he has a funny wine quote for every occasion, be it a Ladies Night wine party, a reception for your winery's new gift shop and wine tasting bar, or a quiet evening at home with you, your cat, and a glass of your favorite red. Maybe today you're going to mail this excellent postcard to a friend or loved one.

Rescued Some Wine Funny Quote with Black Cat Postcard

Ben Franklin was said to have said, "In wine there is wisdom. In beer there is freedom. In water there is bacteria." Perhaps the point he was making is that water may be healthier for you than either wine or beer, but given the bacteria element involved with water, well, you be the judge. Here's The Cabernet Cat in his professor outfit (graduation headgear and diploma accessory) to relay this very educated, funny Ben Franklin beer quote (wine quote, in our case) on a postcard for your edification and amusement.

In Wine There Is Wisdom Funny Wine Saying Postcard

No Great Story Starts with Salad Wine Quote Postcard

No Great Story Starts with Salad Quote Wine Gift Bag

No Great Story Starts with Salad Wine Quote Wooden Box Sign

No Great Story Starts with Salad Wine Quote Stemless Wine Glass

No Great Story Starts with Salad Wine Quote Kitchen Towel

No Great Story Starts with Salad Wine Quote T-Shirt

Wine. Because no great story ever started with somebody eating a salad. So says The Cabernet Cat, in his signature sunglasses, holding a glass of his favoarite red wine. This clever wine quote is in a retro font, and this is all on a fun, funny postcard to send to someone who loves wine, red or white, or for your own kitchen or wine bar.

No Great Story Starts with Salad Wine Quote

Here are four of The Cabernet Cat's sassiest wine quotes, on a coaster set of these four wine saying favorites: How much do you spend on a bottle of wine? I would guess about half an hour; I do yoga every day. Just kidding. I drink wine in my yoga pants; I always keep a bottle of wine for special occasions. Thursday, for example; and I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food. The Cabernet Cat et al. are featured on each one, of course, and each has a different colorful photographic background.  The coasters are made of acrylic and come in an attractive, sturdy case. This coaster set would make a perfect gift for a sassy friend, or for yourself! Think how fun the coasters would be on tables as party decor! Look for different coaster sets in other Cabernet Cat Collections.

Sassy Wine Quotes Cabernet Cat Coaster Set

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat Wine Gift Bag

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Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat Stone Coaster

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves. So says The Cabernet Cat, usually the best dancer on the floor. The funny wine quote is in a wacky vintage font.

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Stemless Wine Glass

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Postcard

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Pot Holder

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Apron

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Napkins

I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food! So says Chef Cabernet Cat, who's even wearing a chef's hat (which slips a little over his sunglasses) as he holds his signature glass of red wine. He and his funny quote are featured on this fun pot holder. Get cooking, wine lovers!

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Wine Quote Mug

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Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Wine Quote Magnet

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Stemless Wine Glass

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Wine Quote Large Tote Bag

Jingle Bells! Zinfandel! Pass the Cabernet! This funny wine quote is the Cabernet Cat's funny take on a good old, traditional Christmas song, just for wine lovers. Here are the clever holiday lyrics in a retro design on a festive Christmas gift.

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Wine Quote

That Zinvincible Feeling Funny Zin Wine Quote Thermal Wine Tumbler

That Zinvincible Feeling Funny Zin Wine Quote T-Shirt

That Zinvincible Feeling Funny Zin Wine Quote Tote Bag

Zinvincible: That fleeting feeling that one is ready to take on the world after drinking just one glass of Zinfandel. Who needs a suit of armor? Or a flashy superhero outfit? All The Cabernet Cat needs is one glass of this favorite red wine. (One of his favorites, that is. Cabernet will always be #1 on that list.) Get ready to feel Zinvincible!

That Zinvincible Feeling Funny Zin Wine Quote

Happy Halloween Cat Headless Dripping Blood Tote Bag

Happy Halloween Cat Headless Dripping Blood Tri-Blend Shirt

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Happy Halloween Cat Headless Dripping Blood Sticker

Happy Halloween Cat Headless Dripping Blood Wine Label

Happy Halloween Cat Headless Dripping Blood T-Shirt

Happy Halloween (Well, maybe not so much for the cat)! But how did THIS happen? The Cabernet Cat has lost his head and is holding it in his hand! What a scary blood dripping mess! And of course the blood is red wine colored, not your typical blood red. Spooky creepy wishes for a frightening Halloween!

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Quote Postcard

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Quote Postcard

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