If you had to choose between drinking wine every day and having a million dollars, would you choose red, white, or rosé? That's easy. Red, of course. Who needs all that money, am I right? Pretty sure The Cabernet Cat would agree.

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If you had to choose between drinking wine every day and having a million dollars, would you choose red, white, or rosé? That's easy. Red, of course. Who needs all that money, am I right? Pretty sure The Cabernet Cat would agree. And here's a handy wine gift bag.

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Wine Gift Bag

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Jingle Bells! Zinfandel! Pass the Cabernet! This funny wine quote is the Cabernet Cat's funny take on a good old, traditional Christmas song, just for wine lovers. Here are the clever holiday lyrics in a retro design on a handy wine gift bag.

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Quote Wine Gift Bag

Do you know the way to Cabernet? The Cabernet Cat, wearing sunglasses, even inside, and holding his trademark glass of red, is asking for a friend, because of course he knows his way around a glass of his favorite red wine. He also knows the song this funny wine pun is based on: a certain tune about the way to San Jose? So here's a wine gift bag with this funny cute wine cartoon!

Do You Know the Way to Cabernet? Wine Pun Wine Gift Bag

I've been shopping here for so long, by now you'd think the wine would just know to come out of the store when I honk. This funny quote about wine features that rascal cartoon black cat, The Cabernet Cat, wearing his signature sunglasses and holding a glass of his favorite red wine. It's all surrounded by burgundy colored hand-drawn stars. Even the font has a retro quality. Wine-loving cat fans who appreciate vintage mid-century style and funny wine sayings will love a gifted bottle of wine in this handy wine gift bag.

Wine Should Know Funny Quote with Cat Wine Gift Bag

Blanca, the Cabernet Cat's white wine drinking cousin, went out to get a few things at the market, but when she got back home... "Oops! Did I buy Prosecco instead of milk ... again?" she moans. It happens often. But alas, what is there to do but enjoy the lovely bubbly? Would this be a carpe diem moment? Whatever it is, Blanca will have a pleasant time pondering the funny wine situation. Here is a wine gift bag featuring the funny wine quote.

Oops Did I Buy Prosecco Instead of Milk Again Wine Gift Bag

Ben Franklin was said to have said, "In wine there is wisdom. In beer there is freedom. In water there is bacteria." Perhaps the point he was making is that water may be healthier for you than either wine or beer, but given the bacteria element involved with water, well, you be the judge. Here's The Cabernet Cat in his professor outfit (graduation headgear and diploma accessory) to relay this very educated, funny Ben Franklin beer quote (wine quote, in our case) on a handy wine gift bag.

In Wine There Is Wisdom Funny Saying Wine Gift Bag

Hey, Mother (or Mom, Mam, or Mum)! With me for a kid, you must have endured some whining every so often. OK, make that a whole lot of whining daily. (And add 100 points as needed, per kid.) So as my Mother's Day wish I say, Here's to you! It's your turn to wine! And this kid wants to thank you sincerely for your patience and understanding all these years. You're the best!

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun Wine Gift Bag

I'm outdoorsy. I drink wine on the patio. Funny wine quote from a hand drawn retro black cat in his trademark sunglasses--The Cabernet Cat! He's holding a glass of red wine, and his humorous wine saying is in a vintage sixties font. Looking great on this handy wine gift bag.

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Cat Wine Gift Bag

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat Wine Gift Bag

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Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat Wine Box

What's a bottle of wine between friends? Well, that would be one empty wine bottle. One of the products with this design would be a great gift for a friend who shares your good taste in good times and great laughs with friends.

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat

Do You Know the Way to Cabernet? Wine Pun T-Shirt

Do You Know the Way to Cabernet? Wine Pun Magnet

Do You Know the Way to Cabernet? Wine Pun Adult Apron

Do You Know the Way to Cabernet? Wine Pun Kitchen Towel

Do You Know the Way to Cabernet? Wine Pun Square Paper Coaster

Do You Know the Way to Cabernet? Wine Pun Stemless Wine Glass

Do you know the way to Cabernet? The Cabernet Cat, wearing sunglasses, even inside, and holding his trademark glass of red, is asking for a friend, because of course he knows his way around a glass of his favorite red wine. He also knows the song this funny wine pun is based on: a certain tune about the way to San Jose?

Do You Know the Way to Cabernet? Wine Pun

Rescued Some Wine Funny Quote with Black Cat Mug

Rescued Some Wine Funny Wine Quote Stemless Wine Glass

Rescued Some Wine Funny Quote with Black Cat Kitchen Towel

Rescued Some Wine Funny Quote with Black Cat Adult Apron

Rescued Some Wine Funny Quote Cat Wine Gift Bag

  "I just rescued some wine. It was trapped in a bottle," says this hand drawn, retro, hipster black cat known as The Cabernet Cat. He likes to think he has a funny wine quote for every occasion, be it a Ladies Night wine party, a reception for your winery's new gift shop and wine tasting bar, or a quiet evening at home with you, your cat, and a glass of your favorite red. 

Rescued Some Wine Funny Quote with Black Cat

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat T-Shirt

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat Wine Gift Bag

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat Wooden Box Sign

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat Thermal Wine Tumbler

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat Wine Bag

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat Coaster

I'm drinking the blood of my enemies! Bwaa haa haaa! [VERY SCARY!] But don't worry [JK] It's wine! Gotcha! Here's a new Halloween cartoon from The Cabernet Cat, and for frightening fun, he's dressed up as a wizard wearing a pointy purple hat with yellow stars and moons. {{SHIVER!}}

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat

Cats and Wine Feline Fine Wine Pun with Cat

You're HOW Old? Pour You Punny Wine Quote

You're My Riesling for Living

I'm On Cloud Wine Funny Love Wine Quote

We Ferment to Be Together

Through Rosé Colored Glasses, Wine Pun Cat

Do you like a good play on words? Wine puns are very popular, and we're always looking for the punniest. Here are a few punny ones.

Punny Wine Quotes

Everything Happens for a Riesling Wine Pun T-Shirt

Everything Happens for a Riesling Wine Pun Poker Cards

Everything Happens for a Riesling Wine Pun Wine Gift Bag

Everything Happens for a Riesling Thermal Wine Tumbler

Everything Happens for a Riesling Stemless Wine Glass

Everything happens for a Riesling! This punny wine quote is for white wine lovers, which you may find strange, coming from The Cabernet Cat. Well, this is actually Blanca, the C.C.'s cousin, who drinks only white wines. So if you prefer white wines, like Riesling, to reds, this design's for you. Cheers!

Everything Happens for a Riesling Wine Pun

Talking to the Wine Funny Cat Apron

Talking to the Wine Funny Cat Magnet

Talking to the Wine Funny Cat Wine Label

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Talking to the Wine Funny Cat Mug

Talking to the Wine Cat Funny Square Paper Coaster

Uh oh, The Cabernet Cat is blowing it with his new Siamese Cat friend: He admits he's talking to his wine about his undying love, not to her. Here's the hilarious evidence in cartoon form, great for a party or for wine bar decor.

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Wine Gift Bag

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Wine Gift Bag

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