If you had to choose between drinking wine every day and having a million dollars, would you choose red, white, or rosé? That's easy. Red, of course. Who needs all that money, am I right? Pretty sure The Cabernet Cat would agree.

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? T-Shirt

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Quote Magnet

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Quote Square Paper Coaster

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Quote Stone Coaster

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Quote Kitchen Towel

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Quote Large Tote Bag

If you had to choose between drinking wine every day and having a million dollars, would you choose red, white, or rosé? That's easy. Red, of course. Who needs all that money, am I right? Pretty sure The Cabernet Cat would agree. And here's a handy wine gift bag.

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Wine Gift Bag

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Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Quote Adult Apron

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Quote Napkins

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Quote Postcard

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Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Quote Wooden Box Sign

Wine. Because no great story ever started with somebody eating a salad. So says The Cabernet Cat, in his signature sunglasses, holding a glass of his favoarite red wine. This clever wine quote is in a retro font, and this is all on a rustic wooden box sign, for displaying on a surface or hanging on a wall.

No Great Story Starts with Salad Wine Quote Wooden Box Sign

"Here's to the nights we'll never remember with the friends we'll never forget." It's one of The Cabernet Cat's favorite wine toasts. Is it yours? Presto! We're friends!

Here's to the Nights Friends Wine Toast Wooden Box Sign

Today, that funny, cool Cabernet Cat has a useful rule of thumb to share: "I always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. Thursday, for example." You never know when a day of the week will sneak up on you, and you'll definitely want to have a healthy supply of Cabernet Sauvignon at the ready. Who knows? You may even have guests! 

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Wooden Box Sign

I'm drinking the blood of my enemies! Bwaa haa haaa! [VERY SCARY!] But don't worry [JK] It's wine! Gotcha! Here's a new Halloween cartoon from The Cabernet Cat, and for frightening fun, he's dressed up as a wizard wearing a pointy purple hat with yellow stars and moons. {{SHIVER!}}

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat Wooden Box Sign

Uh oh, The Cabernet Cat is blowing it with his new Siamese Cat friend: He admits he's only talking to his wine about his undying love. Here's the hilarious evidence in cartoon form on a funny wooden box sign. Great for funny wall decor.

Talking to the Wine Funny Cat Wooden Box Sign

"Did you know 14 muscles are activated when opening a bottle of wine? Fitness is my passion." And to prove it, the Cabernet Cat has illustrated his very funny wine quote with an opened wine bottle accompanied by a big glass of red wine, Cabernet of course. What a workout! On sale here is a rustic wooden box sign, complete with source note. This is great as a little wall art thing.

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote Wooden Box Sign

I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food! So says Chef Cabernet Cat, who's even wearing a chef's hat (which slips a little over his sunglasses) as he holds his signature glass of red wine. He and his funny quote are featured on this rustic wooden box sign, which looks very nice when hanging on a wall, too.

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Wooden Box Sign

Rescued Some Wine Funny Quote with Black Cat Postcard

Rescued Some Wine Funny Wine Quote Stemless Wine Glass

Rescued Some Wine Funny Quote with Black Cat Square Paper Coaster

Rescued Some Wine Funny Quote Cat T-Shirt

Rescued Some Wine Funny Quote with Black Cat Stone Coaster

Rescued Some Wine Funny Quote Cat Wine Gift Bag

  "I just rescued some wine. It was trapped in a bottle," says this hand drawn, retro, hipster black cat known as The Cabernet Cat. He likes to think he has a funny wine quote for every occasion, be it a Ladies Night wine party, a reception for your winery's new gift shop and wine tasting bar, or a quiet evening at home with you, your cat, and a glass of your favorite red. 

Rescued Some Wine Funny Quote with Black Cat

Drink Wine Judge People Funny Quote with Black Cat Postcard

Drink Wine and Judge Funny Cat Gift Bag

Drink Wine Judge People Funny Quote with Black Cat Mug

Drink Wine Judge People Funny Quote with Cat Kitchen Towel

Drink Wine Judge People Funny Quote with Black Cat Square Paper Coaster

Drink Wine Judge People Funny Quote with Black Cat Napkins

Let's drink wine and judge people! A popular funny quote about our favorite pastimes, wine drinking and people watching (and judging). Here's The Cabernet Cat, a hip retro black kitty wearing sunglasses and holding a glass of his favorite red wine. He's featured here on gifts that are perfect for a friend or family gathering or for everyday use in your home.

Drink Wine Judge People Funny Quote with Black Cat

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween Wine Quote T-Shirt

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween Wine Quote Tote Bag

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween Wine Quote Postcard

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween Wine Quote Kitchen Towel

"Hocus Pocus! You've gone out of focus!" Again. Oh dear, it must be the masquerade mask. (Blanca has had to take off her glasses to wear it.) It's also a distinct possibility that she's had a bit too much Prosecco. But these are the sacrifices one makes in order to look fabulous at a Halloween party. Blanca, cousin of The Cabernet Cat, does enjoy her white wine. 

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween

Happy Halloween from The Cabernet Cat! Here is a 4-in-1 coaster set, with 4 different designs in 1 set of coasters, alternating black and white backgrounds. Two designs are the "Happy Hallowine" design starring none other than The Cabernet Cat himself, and two are the "Hocus Pocus!" design starring The C.C.'s dear cousin, Blanca! Here's hoping your Halloween is fun-scary with no real-scary surprises. Cheers!

Halloween Hallowine Funny Wine Quote Coaster Set

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun

Wine for Mother's Day

This Mother's Day, give your mam, mom, or mum a bottle of her favorite wine. After all, you're probably the reason she drinks! New collection: "It's your turn to wine!" More designs are coming, so stay tuned!
  

Mother's Day Wine Quotes

Here are four of The Cabernet Cat's sassiest wine quotes, on a coaster set of these four wine saying favorites: How much do you spend on a bottle of wine? I would guess about half an hour; I do yoga every day. Just kidding. I drink wine in my yoga pants; I always keep a bottle of wine for special occasions. Thursday, for example; and I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food. The Cabernet Cat et al. are featured on each one, of course, and each has a different colorful photographic background.  The coasters are made of acrylic and come in an attractive, sturdy case. This coaster set would make a perfect gift for a sassy friend, or for yourself! Think how fun the coasters would be on tables as party decor! Look for different coaster sets in other Cabernet Cat Collections.

Sassy Wine Quotes Cabernet Cat Coaster Set

Pairing Wine with Chocolate Funny Wine Gift Bag

Pairing Wine with Chocolate Funny Cat Stone Coaster

Pairing Wine with Chocolate Funny Cat Square Paper Coaster

Pairing Wine with Chocolate Funny Cat Thermal Wine Tumbler

Pairing Wine with Chocolate Funny Cat Ceramic Ornament

Pairing Wine with Chocolate Funny Cat Postcard

The Cabernet Cat's Handy Guide to Pairing Wine with Chocolate is very simple: Pour a big glass of your favorite wine, take a sip, get some chocolate, take a bite, et voilà! Nothing fancy! So this design includes those steps and, of course, a picture of The Cabernet Cat Himself holding said wine and said chocolate to demonstrate just how simple, funny, and fun it is.

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Quote Wooden Box Sign

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Quote Wooden Box Sign

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