If you had to choose between drinking wine every day and having a million dollars, would you choose red, white, or rosé? That's easy. Red, of course. Who needs all that money, am I right? Pretty sure The Cabernet Cat would agree.

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? T-Shirt

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Quote Magnet

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Quote Square Paper Coaster

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Quote Stone Coaster

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Quote Kitchen Towel

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Quote Large Tote Bag

If you had to choose between drinking wine every day and having a million dollars, would you choose red, white, or rosé? That's easy. Red, of course. Who needs all that money, am I right? Pretty sure The Cabernet Cat would agree. And here's a handy wine gift bag.

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Wine Gift Bag

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Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Quote Adult Apron

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Quote Napkins

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Quote Postcard

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Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Quote Wooden Box Sign

The answer may not be at the bottom of a bottle of wine. But you should at least check. Right? Eureka! It pays to be thorough, or so The Cabernet Cat has always believed, seen here wearing his bright yellow spelunker's safety helmet, on a rustic wooden box sign with the funny wine quote.

Answer Not at the Bottom Funny Wine Quote Wooden Box Sign

I'm drinking the blood of my enemies! Bwaa haa haaa! [VERY SCARY!] But don't worry [JK] It's wine! Gotcha! Here's a new Halloween cartoon from The Cabernet Cat, and for frightening fun, he's dressed up as a wizard wearing a pointy purple hat with yellow stars and moons. {{SHIVER!}}

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat Wooden Box Sign

Cats and Wine, I'm feline fine. Ouch, a very bad pun from The Cabernet Cat, seen here smirking unapologetically (yes, this is what his smirk looks like), holding a glass of his favorite red. You have to love a quirky cool black kitty cat who drinks wine and makes bad puns. Here it is on a punny wood box sign, great for hanging too.

Cats and Wine Feline Fine Wine Pun with Cat Wooden Box Sign

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves. So says The Cabernet Cat, usually the best dancer on the floor. The funny wine quote is in a vintage font, and this is all on a very cool addition to your wine cellar decor: a rustic wooden box sign, also good as wall art!

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat Wooden Box Sign

Two cat friends, one grey and one black, go into a bar. The grey cat shouts his order gleefully: Gewürztraminer! The black cat and the bartender look at each other, then back at the grey and say, simultaneously: Gesundheit! Here are the Cabernet Cat and his grey friend, holding glasses of red wine and white wine, respectively, and apparently the C.C. has never heard of this variety of white wine before, incorrectly believing his friend has just sneezed. Oh boy! If you're partial to this particular German white wine, here is the funny quote cartoon on a rustic wooden box sign.

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine Quote Wooden Box Sign

I've been shopping here for so long, by now you'd think the wine would just know to come out of the store when I honk. This funny quote about wine features that rascal cartoon black cat, The Cabernet Cat, wearing his signature sunglasses and holding a glass of his favorite red wine. It's all surrounded by burgundy colored hand-drawn stars, adding to the mid-century style. Even the font has a retro quality. Wine-loving cat fans who appreciate vintage style and funny wine sayings will love this rustic wooden box sign, perfect for displaying or hanging.

Wine Should Know Funny Quote with Black Cat Wooden Box Sign

People say I look at life through rosé colored glasses. But I don't see it. That's with an accent on the "e" by the way, and rosé wine, not pink champagne. I hope I'm not being confusing. I was going for punny. Take this lovely wooden box wall art, for example. No really, take it.

Through Rosé Colored Glasses, Wine Pun Cat Wooden Box Sign

Answer Not at the Bottom Funny Wine Quote Napkins

Answer Not at the Bottom Funny Wine Quote Adult Apron

Answer Not at the Bottom Funny Wine Quote Stone Coaster

Answer Not at the Bottom Funny Wine Quote Wine Label

Answer Not at the Bottom Funny Wine Quote Square Paper Coaster

The answer may not be at the bottom of a bottle of wine. But you should at least check. Right? Eureka! It pays to be thorough, or so The Cabernet Cat has always believed, seen here wearing his bright yellow spelunker's safety helmet on lots of products, perfect for home or entertaining at your next wine tasting party!

Answer Not at the Bottom Funny Wine Quote

Happy New Year Cat with Champagne Stone Coaster

Happy New Year Cat with Champagne Napkins

Happy New Year Cat with Champagne Square Paper Coaster

Happy New Year Cat with Champagne T-Shirt

Happy New Year Cat with Champagne Holiday Postcard

There's an endless number of wise and funny quotes about bringing in the new year. Here's one from Blanca (cousin of the Cabernet Cat): "How many glasses of champagne have I had, and how did I get here?" But let's not get too philosophical. There are so many things to worry about these days; let's focus on something good, like drinking some lovely bubbly sparkling wine! Here's to better times ahead! Happy New Year to all from Blanca and The Cabernet Cat!

Happy New Year Cat with Champagne

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun T-Shirt

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun Holiday Card

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun Apron

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun Throw Pillow

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun Thermal Wine Tumbler

Hey, Mam (or Mother, Mom, or Mum)! With me for a kid, you must have endured some whining every so often. OK, make that a whole lot of whining daily. (And add 100 points as needed, per kid.) So as my Mother's Day wish I say, Here's to you! It's your turn to wine! And this kid wants to thank you sincerely for your patience and understanding all these years. You're the best!

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun

Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine Kitchen Towel

Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine T-Shirt

Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine Postcard

Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine Throw Pillow

Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine Label

"Today I'm going to be as useless as the 't' in Pinot Grigio." Forget about that long, long to-do list for the day and enjoy a glass or two of Pinot with your excellent friend Blanca, white wine lover and cousin of The Cabernet Cat of funny wine quotes fame. Well, you probably have your own friends. So here are some excellent ideas for gifts with this design.

Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Postcard

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Poker Cards

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat T-Shirt

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Coffee Mug

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Stone Coaster

Today, that funny, cool Cabernet Cat has a useful rule of thumb to share: "I always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. Thursday, for example." You never know when a day of the week will sneak up on you, and you'll definitely want to have a healthy supply of Cabernet Sauvignon at the ready. Who knows? You may even have guests!

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat

Here are four of The Cabernet Cat's wine quotes about friends and friendship, on a coaster set including these four wine sayings: The best wines are the ones we drink with friends; What's a bottle of wine between friends? Empty; Good friends, good wine, good times; and Here's to the nights we'll never remember with the friends we'll never forget. The Cabernet Cat and a few friends are featured on each one, of course! They're made of acrylic and come in a sturdy case. This coaster set would make a perfect gift for a dear friend, or for yourself! Think how fun they'll be on a table as party decor! Look for other coaster sets in other Cabernet Cat Collections.

Friendship Wine Quotes Cabernet Cat Coaster Set

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Wine Quote Mug

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Wine Quote Adult Apron

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Stemless Wine Glass

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Wine Quote Wine Label

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Wine Quote Stone Coaster

Jingle Bells! Zinfandel! Pass the Cabernet! This funny wine quote is the Cabernet Cat's funny take on a good old, traditional Christmas song, just for wine lovers. Here are the clever holiday lyrics in a retro design on a festive Christmas gift.

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Quote Wooden Box Sign

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Quote Wooden Box Sign

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