If you had to choose between drinking wine every day and having a million dollars, would you choose red, white, or rosé? That's easy. Red, of course. Who needs all that money, am I right? Pretty sure The Cabernet Cat would agree.

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? T-Shirt

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Quote Square Paper Coaster

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Quote Stone Coaster

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Quote Wooden Box Sign

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Quote Kitchen Towel

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Quote Large Tote Bag

If you had to choose between drinking wine every day and having a million dollars, would you choose red, white, or rosé? That's easy. Red, of course. Who needs all that money, am I right? Pretty sure The Cabernet Cat would agree. And here's a handy wine gift bag.

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Wine Gift Bag

greeting

Greeting

signatures

Signature(s)

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Quote Adult Apron

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Quote Napkins

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Quote Postcard

Personalized Gifts

 Home & Living

 Kitchen & Dining

 Kitchen Accessories

 Magnets

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Quote Magnet

The Cabernet Cat hates New Year's resolutions, and looks for any excuse not to make them. Year after year, this is one of his favorite ways to avoid the annoying tradition at the party: Just as he's starting to declare one... "Oh Look! Champagne!" Works every time! Meanwhile, here's a crazy New Year's fridge magnet!

Oh Look! Champagne! New Year's Cat Magnet

What if we run out of wine?! What if this is actually the last bottle of wine in the house?! In the WORLD!! That's right. It's called NOVINOPHOBIA: the fear of running out of wine. And it's nothing to laugh about. But it does make a very funny wine quote to put on a cute fridge magnet. Here's the humorous red wine drinking Cabernet Cat to remind you to always stay stocked up with your favorite wine.

NOVINOPHOBIA Running Out of Wine Quote Magnet

Working From Home Tip: Blowing on the wine in your mug will convince people in your Zoom meeting that it's hot coffee. So here's The Cabernet Cat, holding a coffee mug instead of a wine glass, helpfully demonstrating the technique that came about when Covid was raging in '20 and '21 (and still popular today). The funny quote is on this helpful fridge magnet, a thoughtful gift for yourself and/or a fellow zoomer.

Zoom Meeting Wine Tip Funny Quote with Cat Magnet

I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food! So says Chef Cabernet Cat, who's even wearing a chef's hat (which slips a little over his sunglasses) as he holds his signature glass of red wine. He and his funny quote are featured on this fun fridge magnet.

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Magnet

A really groan-worthy, which is to say excellent, wine pun. We ferment to be together. Yes! It's true about your relationship, correct? Well give the significant other this CUTE fridge magnet to cement your bond. To bond your cement? To bond your bond. AT ANY RATE, this is a really punny gift, which would be great for Valentine's Day or any day when love is in the air.

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Magnet

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote Magnet

I tried running, but I kept spilling my wine. Don't you hate when that happens? Maybe it was the high tops; may not have been the most stable shoes for running. Oh well, the important thing is, I didn't spill all of the wine; there was enough for the walk home. The Cabernet Cat's official recommendation for wine drinkers: Better not run for exercise, it's much too risky.

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Wine Label

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Holiday Postcard

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Wooden Box Sign

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Holiday Card

We Ferment to Be Together Punny Wine Gift Bag

A really groan-worthy, which is to say excellent, wine pun. We ferment to be together. Yes! It's true about your relationship, correct? Well give the significant other this gift in this wine gift bag to cement your bond. To bond your cement? To bond your bond. AT ANY RATE, this is a really punny t-shirt, which would be a great gift for Valentine's Day or any day when love is in the air.

We Ferment to Be Together

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine Quote T-Shirt

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine Quote Wooden Box Sign

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine Quote Stone Coaster

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine  Stemless Wine Glass

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine Quote Napkins

Two cat friends, one grey and one black, go into a bar. The grey cat shouts his order gleefully: Gewürztraminer! The black cat and the bartender look at each other, then back at the grey and say, simultaneously: Gesundheit! Here are the Cabernet Cat and his grey friend, holding glasses of red wine and white wine, respectively, and apparently the C.C. has never heard of this variety of white wine before, incorrectly believing his friend has just sneezed. Oh boy! If you're partial to this particular German white wine, here is the funny quote cartoon just for you.

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine Quote

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Poker Cards

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Large Tote Bag

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Square Paper Coaster

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Magnet

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Napkins

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Wooden Box Sign

Here's the Cabernet Cat's cousin, Blanca (she only drinks white wine), having a conversation with herself at a party with friends: "Part of me says I've had enough wine for one night. The other part says, Don't listen to her, she's drunk!" Good point, I say!

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk

Are you one of the faithful who've been fans of The Cabernet Cat and his funny wine quotes from way back? Or did you just discover him on Zazzle, or other places where k8company products can be found? Either way, you NEED one of these buttons to wear proudly, show solidarity, and, well, because they're cool. Perfect for wine tasting excursions! And you can always find The Cabernet Cat at zazzle.com/thecabernetcat.

Cabernet Cat Fan

Here's to the Nights Friends Wine Toast Wine Gift Bag

Here's to the Nights Friends Wine Toast T-Shirt

Here's to the Nights Friends Wine Toast Wine Bag

Here's to the Nights Friends Wine Toast Kitchen Towel

Here's to the Nights Friends Wine Toast Square Paper Coaster

"Here's to the nights we'll never remember with the friends we'll never forget." It's one of The Cabernet Cat's favorite wine toasts. Is it yours? Presto! You're friends! Here are lost of products that celebrate friends with a toast!

Here's to the Nights Wine Toast

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Wine Gift Bag

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat T-Shirt

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Coffee Mug

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Wooden Box Sign

Today, that funny, cool Cabernet Cat has a useful rule of thumb to share: "I always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. Thursday, for example." You never know when a day of the week will sneak up on you, and you'll definitely want to have a healthy supply of Cabernet Sauvignon at the ready. Who knows? You may even have guests!

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Cat Napkins

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Black Cat Postcard

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Black Cat Adult Apron

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Black Cat Stone Coaster

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Black Cat Kitchen Towel

I'm outdoorsy. I drink wine on the patio. Funny wine quote from a hand drawn retro black cat in his trademark sunglasses--The Cabernet Cat! He's holding a glass of red wine, and his humorous wine saying is in a vintage sixties font.

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Black Cat

Cardboardeaux for Box Wine Funny Quote Cat T-Shirt

Cardboardeaux for Box Wine Funny Quote Cat Postcard

Cardboardeaux for Box Wine Funny Quote Cat Large Tote Bag

Cardboardeaux for Box Wine Funny Quote Cat Stemless Wine Glass

Boxed wine? Never let it be said that the Cabernet Cat is cheap. That's why, when it's his turn to bring the wine to a party, he prefers cardboardeaux to box wine. You've heard a wine meme or two about cardboardeaux. It's called a goon bag in Australia! Gotta love that. OK, I think I get it now. 

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Quote Magnet

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Quote Magnet

Same design on other products

More from The Cabernet Cat

Other magnets from various stores