I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves. So says The Cabernet Cat, usually the best dancer on the floor. The funny wine quote is in a vintage font, and this is all on a set of paper cocktain napkins for your next shindig!

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat Napkins

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves. So says The Cabernet Cat, usually the best dancer on the floor. The funny wine quote is in a vintage font, and this is all on a classy stone coaster.

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat Stone Coaster

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves. So says The Cabernet Cat, usually the best dancer on the floor. The funny wine quote is in a vintage font, and this is all on a very cute t-shirt. Yes, you can wear it to the disco!

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat T-Shirt

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves. So says The Cabernet Cat, usually the best dancer on the floor. The funny wine quote is in a vintage font, and this is all on a very nice tote bag, perfect for carrying some of that wine you just bought at the wine store.

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat Large Tote Bag

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves. So says The Cabernet Cat, usually the best dancer on the floor. The funny wine quote is in a vintage font, and this is all on a set of paper coasters for your next shindig!

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat Square Paper Coaster

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves. So says The Cabernet Cat, usually the best dancer on the floor. The funny wine quote is in a vintage font, and this is all on an apron, perfect for entertaining fellow oenophiles.

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat Adult Apron

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves. So says The Cabernet Cat, usually the best dancer on the floor. The funny wine quote is in a vintage font, and this is all on a fridge magnet, a fun gift for any cat loving, healthy, witty, flawless wine drinker!

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat Magnet

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves. So says The Cabernet Cat, usually the best dancer on the floor. The funny wine quote is in a vintage font, and this is all on a cool t-shirt. Yes, you can wear it to the disco!

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves. So says The Cabernet Cat, usually the best dancer on the floor. The funny wine quote is in a vintage font, and this is all on a handy wine gift bag to hold the best gift for any cat loving, healthy, witty, flawless wine drinker!

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat Wine Gift Bag

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I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves. So says The Cabernet Cat, usually the best dancer on the floor. The funny wine quote is in a vintage font, and this is all on a very cool addition to your wine cellar decor: a rustic wooden box sign, also good as wall art!

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat Wooden Box Sign

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I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves. So says The Cabernet Cat, usually the best dancer on the floor. The funny wine quote is in a vintage font, and this is all on a postcard, our most popular item! 

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves. So says The Cabernet Cat, usually the best dancer on the floor. The funny wine quote is in a wacky vintage font.

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat Postcard

"Today I'm going to be as useless as the 't' in Pinot Grigio." Forget about that long, long to-do list for the day and enjoy a glass or two of Pinot with your excellent friend Blanca, white wine lover and cousin of The Cabernet Cat of funny wine quotes fame. But OK, maybe #1 on the list is to send a card or something to your wine snob friends, and this postcard is just the thing. So you can cross that off the list. You're welcome. XXOO

Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine Postcard

I've been shopping here for so long, by now you'd think the wine would just know to come out of the store when I honk. This funny quote about wine features that rascal cartoon black cat, The Cabernet Cat, wearing his signature sunglasses and holding a glass of his favorite red wine. It's all surrounded by burgundy colored hand-drawn stars, adding to the mid-century style. Even the font has a retro quality. Wine-loving cat fans who appreciate vintage style and funny wine sayings will love getting this humorous postcard in the mail.

Wine Should Know Funny Quote with Black Cat Postcard

Cats and Wine, I'm feline fine. Ouch, a very bad pun from The Cabernet Cat, seen here smirking unapologetically (yes, this is what his smirk looks like), holding a glass of his favorite red. You have to love a quirky cool black kitty cat who drinks wine and makes bad puns. Here it is on a punny postcard.

Cats and Wine Feline Fine Wine Pun with Cat Postcard

This may look like Santa Claus, but it's really the Cabernet Cat in a Santa Hat! Fooled ya! And, per the season, he has a funny Christmas wine quote toast for a wine lover or two. Raise your Rosé glass and say it with the C.C., "Sleigh all day, then the Rosé!" And in case you forget the words, here they are on a postcard, with fun retro look text, burgundy and pink stars, and the cartoon black cat dressed for the holiday in one of his four(!) Santa chapeaux! And there's space on the back for personalized text from you!

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat Postcard

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Wine is cheaper than dinner for two. The Cabernet Cat is giddy with love. He's even got wings, like Cupid, sort of. And a bow and arrow that he hasn't quite gotten the hang of yet. But he's still holding a glass of his favorite red wine, and offering this lovely, sort-of-romantic Valentine's Day poem on a fun greeting card.

Wine Is Cheaper than Dinner for Two Valentine Postcard

What's the use in pretending? An all-grape fruit salad made with fermented grapes equals only one thing: Wine for dinner. Cheers! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, is on a humorous postcard.

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Postcard

Two cat friends, one grey and one black, go into a bar. The grey cat shouts his order gleefully: Gewürztraminer! The black cat and the bartender look at each other, then back at the grey and say, simultaneously: Gesundheit! Here are the Cabernet Cat and his grey friend, holding glasses of red wine and white wine, respectively, and apparently the C.C. has never heard of this variety of white wine before, incorrectly believing his friend has just sneezed. Oh boy! If you're partial to this particular German white wine, here is the funny quote cartoon on a postcard just for you.

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine Quote Postcard

Room for More Wine Funny Quote with Cat Magnet

Room for More Wine Funny Quote with Cat T-Shirt

Room for More Wine Funny Quote with Cat Adult Apron

Room for More Wine Funny Quote with Cat Large Tote Bag

Room for More Wine Funny Quote with Cat Square Paper Coaster

Room for More Wine Funny Quote with Cat Wine Gift Bag

It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. Clearly there is room for more wine. Here is a retro, hip black cat (the Cabernet Cat) wearing his signature sunglasses, holding his glass of red wine, and settling that silly argument once and for all. The text is in a cute vintage font, and there are burgundy stars all around. 

Room for More Wine Funny Quote with Cat

Happy Halloween from The Cabernet Cat! Here is a 4-in-1 coaster set, with 4 different designs in 1 set of coasters, alternating black and white backgrounds. Two designs are the "Happy Hallowine" design starring none other than The Cabernet Cat himself, and two are the "Hocus Pocus!" design starring The C.C.'s dear cousin, Blanca! Here's hoping your Halloween is fun-scary with no real-scary surprises. Cheers!

Halloween Hallowine Funny Wine Quote Coaster Set

Pairing Wine with Chocolate Funny Wine Gift Bag

Pairing Wine with Chocolate Funny Cat Stone Coaster

Pairing Wine with Chocolate Funny Cat T-Shirt

Pairing Wine with Chocolate Funny Cat Square Paper Coaster

Pairing Wine with Chocolate Funny Cat Thermal Wine Tumbler

The Cabernet Cat's Handy Guide to Pairing Wine with Chocolate is very simple: Pour a big glass of your favorite wine, take a sip, get some chocolate, take a bite, et voilà! Nothing fancy! So this design includes those steps and, of course, a picture of The Cabernet Cat Himself holding said wine and said chocolate to demonstrate just how simple, funny, and fun it is.

Pairing Wine with Chocolate Funny Cat

Here's to the Nights Wine Toast

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat

Salute' and a Chardonnay Funny Wine Quote Cat

Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat

The wine quotes in this collection are not meant to be eaten for breakfast. But they can be used for toasting, as in, Cheers! or Salut! or Chin Chin! 

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Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Quote Kitchen Towel

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Quote Stone Coaster

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Quote Napkins

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Quote Magnet

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? T-Shirt

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Quote Wooden Box Sign

If you had to choose between drinking wine every day and having a million dollars, would you choose red, white, or rosé? That's easy. Red, of course. Who needs all that money, am I right? Pretty sure The Cabernet Cat would agree.

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Quote

Answer Not at the Bottom Funny Wine Quote Napkins

Answer Not at the Bottom Funny Wine Quote Kitchen Towel

Answer Not at the Bottom Funny Wine Quote Adult Apron

Answer Not at the Bottom Funny Wine Quote T-Shirt

Answer Not at the Bottom Funny Wine Quote Postcard

The answer may not be at the bottom of a bottle of wine. But you should at least check. Right? Eureka! It pays to be thorough, or so The Cabernet Cat has always believed, seen here wearing his bright yellow spelunker's safety helmet on lots of products, perfect for home or entertaining at your next wine tasting party!

Answer Not at the Bottom Funny Wine Quote

Drink Wine Judge People Funny Quote with Black Cat Mug

Drink Wine Judge People Funny Quote with Cat T-Shirt

Drink Wine Judge People Funny Quote with Black Cat Square Paper Coaster

Drink Wine Judge People Funny Quote with Cat Stemless Wine Glass

Drink Wine Judge People Funny Quote with Black Cat Adult Apron

Let's drink wine and judge people! A popular funny quote about our favorite pastimes, wine drinking and people watching (and judging). Here's The Cabernet Cat, a hip retro black kitty wearing sunglasses and holding a glass of his favorite red wine. He's featured here on gifts that are perfect for a friend or family gathering or for everyday use in your home.

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat Postcard

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat Postcard

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