If you had to choose between drinking wine every day and having a million dollars, would you choose red, white, or rosé? That's easy. Red, of course. Who needs all that money, am I right? Pretty sure The Cabernet Cat would agree.

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? T-Shirt

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Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Quote Kitchen Towel

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Quote Large Tote Bag

If you had to choose between drinking wine every day and having a million dollars, would you choose red, white, or rosé? That's easy. Red, of course. Who needs all that money, am I right? Pretty sure The Cabernet Cat would agree. And here's a handy wine gift bag.

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Wine Gift Bag

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Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Quote Adult Apron

Working From Home Tip: Blowing on the wine in your mug will convince people in your Zoom meeting that it's hot coffee. So here's The Cabernet Cat, holding a coffee mug instead of a wine glass, helpfully demonstrating the technique that came about when Covid was raging in '20 and '21 (and still popular today). The funny quote is on this helpful apron, a thoughtful gift for yourself and/or a fellow zoomer.

Zoom Meeting Wine Tip Funny Quote with Cat Adult Apron

There's an endless number of wise and funny quotes about bringing in the new year. Here's one from Blanca (cousin of the Cabernet Cat): "How many glasses of champagne have I had, and how did I get here?" But let's not get too philosophical. There are so many things to worry about these days; let's focus on something good, like drinking some lovely bubbly sparkling wine! Here's to better times ahead! Happy New Year to all from Blanca and The Cabernet Cat!

Happy New Year Cat with Champagne Adult Apron

"Today I'm going to be as useless as the 't' in Pinot Grigio." Forget about that long, long to-do list for the day and enjoy a glass or two of Pinot with your excellent friend Blanca, white wine lover and cousin of The Cabernet Cat of funny wine quotes fame. But OK, maybe #1 on the list is to buy a gift for one of your wine snob friends who will be wine-tender for the day, and this apron is just the thing. So you can cross that off. You're welcome. XXOO

Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine Adult Apron

Question: How much do you spend on a bottle of wine? Answer: I would guess about half an hour. Ba-dum-TSS! The Cabernet Cat and his wine drinking buddy are sharing a glass of wine and a funny wine joke or two, and good times are being had. Buy this popular wine meme on a fun apron for your next wine tasting party or get-together with wine aficionado friends.

How Much Do You Spend on Bottle of Wine? Adult Apron

Here's the Cabernet Cat's cousin, Blanca (she prefers the white wines), having a conversation with herself at a wine tasting with friends: "Part of me says I've had enough wine for one night. The other part says, Don't listen to her, she's drunk!" Good point, I say!

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Adult Apron

What's the use in pretending? An all-grape fruit salad made with fermented grapes equals only one thing: Wine for dinner. Cheers! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, is on an apron.

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Adult Apron

Today, that funny, cool Cabernet Cat has a useful rule of thumb to share: "I always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. Thursday, for example." You never know when a day of the week will sneak up on you, and you'll definitely want to have a healthy supply of Cabernet Sauvignon at the ready. Who knows? You may even have guests! And just in case, here's a fun apron to spice things up while you're entertaining.

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Adult Apron

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time Square Paper Coaster

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time Mug

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time T-Shirt

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time Stemless Wine Glass

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time Wine Gift Bag

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time Wooden Box Sign

"I shall drink no wine before its time!" Groucho Marx is quoted as saying. Then, after a short pause: "OK, it's time." And here is The Cabernet Cat, attempting his best Groucho impersonation. Well, at least the sentiment is heartfelt!

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time

Drink Wine Judge People Funny Quote with Black Cat Large Tote Bag

Drink Wine and Judge Funny Cat Gift Bag

Drink Wine Judge People Funny Quote with Cat T-Shirt

Drink Wine Judge People Funny Quote with Black Cat Square Paper Coaster

Let's drink wine and judge people! A popular funny quote about our favorite pastimes, wine drinking and people watching (and judging). Here's The Cabernet Cat, a hip retro black kitty wearing sunglasses and holding a glass of his favorite red wine. He's featured here on gifts that are perfect for a friend or family gathering or for everyday use in your home.

Drink Wine Judge People Funny Quote with Black Cat

No Great Story Starts with Salad Stemless Wine Glass

No Great Story Starts with Salad Wine Quote T-Shirt

No Great Story Starts with Salad Wine Quote Adult Apron

No Great Story Starts with Salad Wine Quote Wooden Box Sign

No Great Story Starts with Salad Wine Quote Stemless Wine Glass

Wine. Because no great story ever started with somebody eating a salad. So says The Cabernet Cat, in his signature sunglasses, holding a glass of his favoarite red wine. This clever wine quote is in a retro font, and this is all on a fun, funny postcard to send to someone who loves wine, red or white, or for your own kitchen or wine bar.

No Great Story Starts with Salad Wine Quote

You're HOW Old? Pour You Punny Wine Quote T-Shirt

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You're HOW Old? Pour You Punny Wine Quote Magnet

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"You're HOW old? Poor you!" We're talking major faux pas here, which is VERY unlike The Cabernet Cat! But of course he transforms the awkward situation into a funny one with an adorable PUN! "I mean, POUR YOU a glass of this!" he says, offering to pour from a bottle of cabernet that just happens to be available. Et voila! Situation saved.

You're HOW Old? Pour You Punny Wine Quote

Pairing Wine with Chocolate Funny Cat T-Shirt

Pairing Wine with Chocolate Funny Cat Thermal Wine Tumbler

Pairing Wine with Chocolate Funny Cat Ceramic Ornament

Pairing Wine with Chocolate Funny Cat Magnet

Pairing Wine with Chocolate Funny Cat Postcard

Pairing Wine with Chocolate Funny Cat Stemless Wine Glass

The Cabernet Cat's Handy Guide to Pairing Wine with Chocolate is very simple: Pour a big glass of your favorite wine, take a sip, get some chocolate, take a bite, et voilà! Nothing fancy! So this design includes those steps and, of course, a picture of The Cabernet Cat Himself holding said wine and said chocolate to demonstrate just how simple, funny, and fun it is.

Pairing Wine with Chocolate Funny Cat

Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat Adult Apron

Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat Magnet

Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat Wine Label

Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat T-Shirt

Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat Napkins

Chin Chin! and a Bottle of Zin! Join the Cabernet Cat in a toast to celebrate your favorite wine. Or you could toast a friend or something, of course. Here's The C.C. holding his glass of Zinfandel high. Hooray for wine!

Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Stemless Wine Glass

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk T-Shirt

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Kitchen Towel

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Two-Tone Coffee Mug

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Wine Gift Bag

Here's the Cabernet Cat's cousin, Blanca (she only drinks white wine), having a conversation with herself at a party with friends: "Part of me says I've had enough wine for one night. The other part says, Don't listen to her, she's drunk!" Good point, I say!

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Quote Adult Apron

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Quote Adult Apron

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