If you had to choose between drinking wine every day and having a million dollars, would you choose red, white, or rosé? That's easy. Red, of course. Who needs all that money, am I right? Pretty sure The Cabernet Cat would agree.

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? T-Shirt

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Quote Magnet

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Quote Square Paper Coaster

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Quote Stone Coaster

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Quote Wooden Box Sign

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Quote Kitchen Towel

If you had to choose between drinking wine every day and having a million dollars, would you choose red, white, or rosé? That's easy. Red, of course. Who needs all that money, am I right? Pretty sure The Cabernet Cat would agree. And here's a handy wine gift bag.

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Wine Gift Bag

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Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Quote Adult Apron

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Quote Napkins

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Quote Postcard

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 Tote Bags

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Quote Large Tote Bag

"Here's to the nights we'll never remember with the friends we'll never forget." It's one of The Cabernet Cat's favorite wine toasts. Is it yours? Presto! We're friends!

Here's to the Nights Friends Wine Toast Large Tote Bag

"I shall drink no wine before its time!" Groucho Marx is quoted as saying. Then, after a short pause: "OK, it's time." And here is The Cabernet Cat, attempting his best Groucho impersonation. Well, at least the sentiment is heartfelt! If you agree, raise your glass, and then consider buying this nice tote bag. Thank you!

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time Tote Bag

"Today I'm going to be as useless as the 't' in Pinot Grigio." Forget about that long, long to-do list for the day and enjoy a glass or two of Pinot with your excellent friend Blanca, white wine lover and cousin of The Cabernet Cat of funny wine quotes fame. But OK, maybe #1 on the list is to buy a gift for one of your wine snob friends, and this funny cat tote bag is just the thing. So you can cross that off. You're welcome. XXOO

Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine Quote Tote Bag

Hey, Mother (or Mam, Mom, or Mum)! With me for a kid, you must have endured some whining every so often. OK, make that a whole lot of whining all the time. (And add 100 points as needed, per kid.) So as my Mother's Day wish I say, Here's to you! It's your turn to wine! Well, this kid wants to thank you sincerely for your patience and understanding all these years. You're the best! (Hey kid: If you like, you can change "Mother" to Mom or Mam or Mum. Or something else!)

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun Tote Bag

This may look like Santa Claus, but it's really the Cabernet Cat in a Santa Hat! Surprise! And, per the season, he has a funny Christmas quote toast for all you wine lovers. Raise your wine glass and say it with him, "Ho Ho Ho! Pour the Merlot!" Here's a festive tote bag!

Ho Ho Ho Merlot Funny Cat Christmas Wine Quote Large Tote Bag

This year, The Cabernet Cat is giving his mother a nice bottle of her favorite wine for Mother's Day. Because, after all, he knows he is the reason she drinks! How thoughtful, right? He's actually thinking of getting two bottles. At least two. This year, give her this lovely tote bag. You can even customize by choosing "Mam," "Mom," or "Mum." 

Wine for Mother's Day Tote Bag

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Cat Napkins

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Black Cat Postcard

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Black Cat Adult Apron

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Black Cat Stone Coaster

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Black Cat Kitchen Towel

I'm outdoorsy. I drink wine on the patio. Funny wine quote from a hand drawn retro black cat in his trademark sunglasses--The Cabernet Cat! He's holding a glass of red wine, and his humorous wine saying is in a vintage sixties font.

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Black Cat

Here's to the Nights Wine Toast

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat

Salute' and a Chardonnay Funny Wine Quote Cat

Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat

The wine quotes in this collection are not meant to be eaten for breakfast. But they can be used for toasting, as in, Cheers! or Salut! or Chin Chin! 

Wine Quotes for Toasting

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun Holiday Postcard

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun T-Shirt

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun Wine Gift Bag

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun Kitchen Towel

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun Throw Pillow

Hey, Mam (or Mother, Mom, or Mum)! With me for a kid, you must have endured some whining every so often. OK, make that a whole lot of whining daily. (And add 100 points as needed, per kid.) So as my Mother's Day wish I say, Here's to you! It's your turn to wine! And this kid wants to thank you sincerely for your patience and understanding all these years. You're the best!

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat Magnet

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat Stone Coaster

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat T-Shirt

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat Wooden Box Sign

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat Wine Bag

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat Wine Box

What's a bottle of wine between friends? Well, that would be one empty wine bottle. One of the products with this design would be a great gift for a friend who shares your good taste in good times and great laughs with friends.

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Stemless Wine Glass

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Postcard

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Pot Holder

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Apron

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Napkins

I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food! So says Chef Cabernet Cat, who's even wearing a chef's hat (which slips a little over his sunglasses) as he holds his signature glass of red wine. He and his funny quote are featured on this fun pot holder. Get cooking, wine lovers!

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat

Happy New Year Wine Quote with Cat

Happy New Year Cat with Champagne

Oh Look! Champagne! New Year's Cat

Happy New Year wine quotes and best wishes from The Cabernet Cat and Cousin Blanca!

New Year’s Wine Quotes

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk

Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine

Through Rosé Colored Glasses, Wine Pun Cat

Everything Happens for a Riesling Wine Pun

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine Quote

Oops Did I Buy Prosecco Instead of Milk Again

White wines, rosé wines, bubblies... Let it not be said that the Cabernet Cat is a wine snob! In this collection you meet Blanca, his lookalike cousin, who is strictly a white wine drinker. And therefore, of course, her name is Blanca and she prefers wine quotes having to do with white wines.

White Wine Quotes

Wine Should Know Funny Quote with Black Cat T-Shirt

Wine Should Know Funny Quote with Cat Wine Gift Bag

Wine Should Know Funny Quote with Cat Stone Coaster

Wine Should Know Funny Quote with Cat Thermal Wine Tumbler

Wine Should Know Funny Quote with Black Cat Adult Apron

Wine Should Know Funny Quote with Black Cat Large Tote Bag

I've been shopping here for so long, by now you'd think the wine would just know to come out of the store when I honk. This funny quote about wine features that rascal cartoon black cat, The Cabernet Cat, wearing his signature sunglasses and holding a glass of his favorite red wine. It's all surrounded by burgundy colored hand-drawn stars. Even the font has a retro quality.

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Quote Large Tote Bag

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Quote Large Tote Bag

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