Funny wine drinking designs for Halloween from The Cabernet Cat and cousin Blanca! Wooooo-Oooooo!

Halloween Wine Quotes

Happy Halloween Cat Headless Dripping Blood

Happy Halloween (Well, maybe not so much for the cat)! But how did THIS happen? The Cabernet Cat has lost his head and is holding it in his hand! What a scary blood dripping mess! And of course the blood is red wine colored, not your typical blood red. Spooky creepy wishes for a frightening Halloween!

Happy Halloween Cat Headless Dripping Blood Adult Apron

Happy Halloween Cat Headless Dripping Blood Poker Cards

Happy Halloween Cat Headless Dripping Blood Postcard

Happy Halloween Cat Headless Dripping Blood Stemless Wine Glass

Happy Halloween Cat Headless Dripping Blood Sticker

Happy Halloween Cat Headless Dripping Blood T-Shirt

Happy Halloween Cat Headless Dripping Blood Tote Bag

Happy Halloween Cat Headless Dripping Blood Tri-Blend Shirt

Happy Halloween Cat Headless Dripping Blood Wine Gift Bag

Happy Halloween Cat Headless Dripping Blood Wine Label

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat

I'm drinking the blood of my enemies! Bwaa haa haaa! [VERY SCARY!] But don't worry [JK] It's wine! Gotcha! Here's a new Halloween cartoon from The Cabernet Cat, and for frightening fun, he's dressed up as a wizard wearing a pointy purple hat with yellow stars and moons. {{SHIVER!}}

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat Adult Apron

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat Ceramic Ornament

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat Coaster

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat Coffee Mug

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat Kitchen Towel

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat Napkins

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat Postcard

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat Square Paper Coaster

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat Stemless Wine Glass

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat T-Shirt

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat Thermal Wine Tumbler

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat Wine Bag

The bottle in this gift bag contains the blood of my enemies! Bwaa haa haaa! [VERY SCARY!] But don't worry [JK] It's wine! Gotcha! Here's a new Halloween cartoon from The Cabernet Cat, and for frightening fun, he's dressed up as a wizard wearing a pointy purple hat with yellow stars and moons. {{SHIVER!}} Add a greeting and a signature and you have the perfect funny gift for a friend on Halloween!

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat Wine Gift Bag

I'm drinking the blood of my enemies! Bwaa haa haaa! [VERY SCARY!] But don't worry [JK] It's wine! Gotcha! Here's a new Halloween cartoon from The Cabernet Cat, and for frightening fun, he's dressed up as a wizard wearing a pointy purple hat with yellow stars and moons. {{SHIVER!}} And don't miss the personalization: Enter the type/name of your gift wine!

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat Wine Label

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat Wooden Box Sign

Happy Hallowine! Halloween Wine Pun

Happy Hallowine! You heard it correctly: Hallo-Wine! What else would The Cabernet Cat say at Halloween time? Time to come up with some really scary puns and creepy costumes! The C.C. favors his tried-and-true hockey goalie mask. Good for Halloween parties, trick-or-treating, or being scary when you answer the doorbell and give out the candy. It's all lots of funny, creepy fun! Happy Halloween!  Here's an idea for a trick-or-treat bag: A Cabernet Cat Scary Hockey Goalie Mask wine gift bag! Ooooooo!

Happy Hallowine! Halloween Punny Wine Gift Bag

Happy Hallowine! You heard it correctly: Hallo-Wine! What else would The Cabernet Cat say at Halloween time? Time to come up with some really scary puns and creepy costumes! The C.C. favors his tried-and-true hockey goalie mask. Good for Halloween parties, trick-or-treating, or being scary when you answer the doorbell and give out the candy. It's all lots of funny, creepy fun! Happy Halloween!  Here's an idea for some fun Home-o-ween kitchen decor: A Cabernet Cat Scary Apron With BATS flying all around! Especially this black one! Ooooooo!

Happy Hallowine! Halloween Wine Pun Apron

Happy Hallowine! You heard it correctly: Hallo-Wine! What else would The Cabernet Cat say at Halloween time? Time to come up with some really scary puns and creepy costumes! The C.C. favors his tried-and-true hockey goalie mask. Good for Halloween parties, trick-or-treating, or being scary when you answer the doorbell and give out the candy. It's all lots of funny, creepy fun! Happy Halloween!  Here's an idea for some fun Home-o-ween kitchen decor: A Cabernet Cat Scary Apron With BATS flying all around! Ooooooo!

Happy Hallowine! You heard it correctly: Hallo-Wine! What else would The Cabernet Cat say at Halloween time? Time to come up with some really scary puns and creepy costumes! The C.C. favors his tried-and-true hockey goalie mask. Good for Halloween parties, trick-or-treating, or being scary when you answer the doorbell and give out the candy. It's all lots of funny, creepy fun! Happy Halloween!  Here's an idea for some fun Home-o-ween decor: A Cabernet Cat Scary Kitchen Towel With BATS flying all around! Ooooooo!

Happy Hallowine! Halloween Wine Pun Kitchen Towel

Happy Hallowine! You heard it correctly: Hallo-Wine! What else would The Cabernet Cat say at Halloween time? Time to come up with some really scary puns and creepy costumes! The C.C. favors his tried-and-true hockey goalie mask. Good for Halloween parties, trick-or-treating, or being scary when you answer the doorbell and give out the candy. It's all lots of funny, creepy fun! Happy Halloween! Here's a spooky postcard to send someone who's too chicken to go out on October 31st. Ooooooo!

Happy Hallowine! Halloween Wine Pun Postcard

Happy Hallowine! You heard it correctly: Hallo-Wine! What else would The Cabernet Cat say at Halloween time? Time to come up with some really scary puns and creepy costumes! The C.C. favors his tried-and-true hockey goalie mask. Good for Halloween parties, trick-or-treating, or being scary when you answer the doorbell and give out the candy. It's all lots of funny, creepy fun! Happy Halloween!  Here's a spooky Happy Hallowine postcard to send somebody who's too chicken to go out on October 31st. Ooooooo!

Happy Hallowine! You heard it correctly: Hallo-Wine! What else would The Cabernet Cat say at Halloween time? Time to come up with some really scary puns and creepy costumes! The C.C. favors his tried-and-true hockey goalie mask. Good for Halloween parties, trick-or-treating, or being scary when you answer the doorbell and give out the candy. It's all lots of funny, creepy fun! Happy Halloween!  Here's an idea for some fun Home-o-ween fun: A Cabernet Cat set of stemless wine glasses! Ooooooo!

Happy Hallowine! Halloween Wine Pun Stemless Wine Glass

Happy Hallowine! You heard it correctly: Hallo-Wine! What else would The Cabernet Cat say at Halloween time? Time to come up with some really scary puns and creepy costumes! The C.C. favors his tried-and-true hockey goalie mask. Good for Halloween parties, trick-or-treating, or being scary when you answer the doorbell and give out the candy. It's all lots of funny, creepy fun! Happy Halloween!  Here's an idea for a last-minute costume: A Cabernet Cat Scary Hockey Goalie Mask T-shirt! Ooooooo!

Happy Hallowine! Halloween Wine Pun T-Shirt

Happy Hallowine! You heard it correctly: Hallo-Wine! What else would The Cabernet Cat say at Halloween time? Time to come up with some really scary puns and creepy costumes! The C.C. favors his tried-and-true hockey goalie mask. Good for Halloween parties, trick-or-treating, or being scary when you answer the doorbell and give out the candy. It's all lots of funny, creepy fun! Happy Halloween! Here's an idea for a last-minute costume: A Cabernet Cat Scary Hockey Goalie Mask T-shirt! Especially this black one. Ooooooo!

Happy Hallowine! You heard it correctly: Hallo-Wine! What else would The Cabernet Cat say at Halloween time? Time to come up with some really scary puns and creepy costumes! The C.C. favors his tried-and-true hockey goalie mask. Good for Halloween parties, trick-or-treating, or being scary when you answer the doorbell and give out the candy. It's all lots of funny, creepy fun! Happy Halloween!  Here's an idea for a trick-or-treat bag: A Cabernet Cat Scary Hockey Goalie Mask tote bag Ooooooo!

Happy Hallowine! Halloween Wine Pun Tote Bag

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween

"Hocus Pocus! You've gone out of focus!" Again. Oh dear, it must be the masquerade mask. (Blanca has had to take off her glasses to wear it.) It's also a distinct possibility that she's had a bit too much Prosecco. But these are the sacrifices one makes in order to look fabulous at a Halloween party. Blanca, cousin of The Cabernet Cat, does enjoy her white wine. At any rate, here is a lovely kitchen towel, starring Ms. B. herself, which would make your already splendid kitchen look even more festive!

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween Wine Quote Kitchen Towel

"Hocus Pocus! You've gone out of focus!" Again. Oh dear, it must be the masquerade mask. (Blanca has had to take off her glasses to wear it.) It's also a distinct possibility that she's had a bit too much Prosecco. But these are the sacrifices one makes in order to look fabulous at a Halloween party. Blanca, cousin of The Cabernet Cat, does enjoy her white wine. At any rate, here is a spooky black postcard, starring Ms. B. herself. Cheers!

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween Wine Quote Postcard

"Hocus Pocus! You've gone out of focus!" Again. Oh dear, it must be the masquerade mask. (Blanca has had to take off her glasses to wear it.) It's also a distinct possibility that she's had a bit too much Prosecco. But these are the sacrifices one makes in order to look fabulous at a Halloween party. Blanca, cousin of The Cabernet Cat, does enjoy her white wine. At any rate, here is a lovely postcard, starring Ms. B. herself. Cheers!

"Hocus Pocus! You've gone out of focus!" Again. Oh dear, it must be the masquerade mask. (Blanca has had to take off her glasses to wear it.) It's also a distinct possibility that she's had a bit too much Prosecco. But these are the sacrifices one makes in order to look fabulous at a Halloween party. Blanca, cousin of The Cabernet Cat, does enjoy her white wine. At any rate, here is a lovely set of stemless wine glasses (you can choose 1, a set of 2, or a set of 4), starring Ms. B. herself. Go ahead, get carried away.

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween Wine Quote Stemless Wine Glass

"Hocus Pocus! You've gone out of focus!" Again. Oh dear, it must be the masquerade mask. (Blanca has had to take off her glasses to wear it.) It's also a distinct possibility that she's had a bit too much Prosecco. But these are the sacrifices one makes in order to look fabulous at a Halloween party. Blanca, cousin of The Cabernet Cat, does enjoy her white wine. At any rate, here is a lovely t-shirt, starring Ms. B. herself, which would make the perfect last-minute Halloween costume!

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween Wine Quote T-Shirt

"Hocus Pocus! You've gone out of focus!" Again. Oh dear, it must be the masquerade mask. (Blanca has had to take off her glasses to wear it.) It's also a distinct possibility that she's had a bit too much Prosecco. But these are the sacrifices one makes in order to look fabulous at a Halloween party. Blanca, cousin of The Cabernet Cat, does enjoy her white wine. At any rate, here is a lovely tote bag, starring Ms. B. herself, which would make a fine receptacle for all your Hallowine candy.

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween Wine Quote Tote Bag

"Hocus Pocus! You've gone out of focus!" Again. Oh dear, it must be the masquerade mask. (Blanca has had to take off her glasses to wear it.) It's also a distinct possibility that she's had a bit too much Prosecco. But these are the sacrifices one makes in order to look fabulous at a Halloween party. Blanca, cousin of The Cabernet Cat, does enjoy her white wine. At any rate, here is a handy wine gift bag--starring Ms. B. herself--which would make a fine receptacle for all your Hallowine gift.

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween Wine Quote Wine Gift Bag

"Hocus Pocus! You've gone out of focus!" Again. Oh dear, it must be the masquerade mask. (Blanca has had to take off her glasses to wear it.) It's also a distinct possibility that she's had a bit too much Prosecco. But these are the sacrifices one makes in order to look fabulous at a Halloween party. Blanca, cousin of The Cabernet Cat, does enjoy her white wine. At any rate, here is a lovely wine bottle label (I know this looks like red wine, but the label will work swimmingly on white wine, too!), starring Ms. B. herself. Cheers!