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This funny shirt, which sports the humorous observation "Funny Linguists Eat the Dictionary for Breakfast" (on the reverse) and another humorous observation "Super Linguists Finish off the Library Before Lunchtime" (on the front), is the perfect gift idea for linguists, bookworms, word nerds, English teachers, glottologists, logophiles, and lexicomanes! 

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Funny Linguists Eat the Dictionary for Breakfast T-Shirt

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Written in binary, this "Long Live the Weekend" t-shirt is great for programmers and geeks who can't wait for Friday night, Saturday, and Sunday ... to code some more! 
 
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Binary Long Live the Weekend T-Shirt

Get inspired to live your best life with this bold and modern motivational shirt, which features the affirmations, "Dream Deeply Live Boldly Love Unconditionally." 

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Inspirational Dream Deeply Live Boldly ... T-Shirt

A great shirt for the budding scientist, the science minded, amateur and professional stargazers and astronomers, or those contemplating a career in the STEM (science, technology, engineering, and math) disciplines.  

This design features the unintentional comedic observation "Jupiter has the big red spot, Saturn has the rings, but Uranus gets all the laughs." The extra credit course you never knew about in college/university: an introduction to comedy in astronomy!

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Astronomically Funny Astronomy Planets Humor T-Shirt

This is a great way to recognize the individual who constantly curates TV viewing choices for the family, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Master Remote Controller" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for Father's Day (or dad's birthday)!

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Funny Master Remote Controller Hashtag Super Dad T-Shirt

Break the ice, wherever you go, with this whimsical shirt, which features this philosophical saying "Life is a Journey" ... and then follows up with a practical suggestion to "Wear Comfy Shoes".

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Funny Life is a Journey Wear Comfy Shoes T-Shirt

"The irony of the matter is the amount of ferrum contained within it" is the perfect punny, tongue-in-cheek tee-shirt for scientists and/or linguists. 

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Funny The Irony of the Matter Ferrum Pun T-Shirt

Funny Future Mad Scientist with Chemistry Beaker Hoodie

Funny Future Mad Scientist with Chemistry Beaker Baby T-Shirt

Funny Future Mad Scientist with Chemistry Beaker Baby Bodysuit

Funny Future Mad Scientist with Chemistry Beaker T-Shirt

Add a touch of whimsy to your favorite drink and toasts with this design, which features the words "Future Mad Scientist" with an Erlenmeyer flask / beaker of unknown liquid standing in for the 'A' in mad. 

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WOW Funny Future Mad Scientist

This funny, alliterative "Camo Clad Scope Slinging Tripod Toting Bird Nerd" baseball / trucker's cap is great for those who like to shoot our feathered friends (with a camera or a scope), and go to great lengths to hide themselves from their subjects ... while letting everyone else know exactly what their OCD is.

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Funny Camo Clad Tripod Toting Bird Nerd Trucker Hat

Funny Food Critic Adult Apron

This inspirational gardener's "Garden the Stresses of the Day Away" throw pillow is perfect for the individual who spends more time in the garden than in the house! It is true--once you focus on the joys of making green things grow, you learn to relax both mentally and physically. Personalize as desired. Reverse shows identical design.

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Inspirational Garden the Stresses of the Day Away  Outdoor Pillow

Distract (and get a rise out of) your opponent with this whimsical pickleball paddle, which tells them "If You Can't Take the Heat Stay in the Kitchen." Reverse shows identical design on a solid black background.

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Funny If You Can't Take the Heat ... Pickleball Paddle

Graphic Designers are Optimists. For Us, The Grass *is* Always Greener. As a graphic designer, I have been asked the question "is it really that [insert your colour of choice]" many times. The real in-joke/off-color remark (pun intended)/inference here being "did you oversaturate your primary colours?" The perfect "novel tee" shirt for punsters and graphic designers.

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Funny Quote: Graphic Designers are Optimists. T-Shirt

This funny, double punned "This butter be good, because there's no margarine for error" apron will bring a groan, if not a chuckle or two, to those who read it, and those don it!

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Funny Pun / Wordplay ... No Margarine for Error Adult Apron

This vehicle makes unscheduled stops for ducks (and other forms of wildlife crossing the road). Great tongue-and-cheek bumper sticker for nature lovers (and a good way to tell motorists behind you not to follow too closely)!

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Funny Linguists Eat the Dictionary for Breakfast T-Shirt

Funny Linguists Eat the Dictionary for Breakfast T-Shirt

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