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This "Retired from the Racetrack" bed is the perfect gift idea for greyhounds whose racing days may be over (but their glory days have just begun), and dog owners who believe in power and importance of adoption of these wonderfully affectionate family members.

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Funny Greyhounds Retired from the Racetrack Pet Bed

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Offer a bit of inspiration and humor with this pet nrf, which features the uplifting words/advice "Chase your dreams", rendered in a combination of handwritten and elegant serif lettering on a royal-blue-to-black gradient background (PS. dogs are good at chasing their dreams -- asleep or awake! So this pet bed is actually meant as more pertinent advice for their owners). :)

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Inspirational Funny Quote Chase Your Dreams Pet Bed

This "Totally Pawsome" pet bed is perfect for pun-loving dog owners who think their furbaby is the coolest dog in the family. :)

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Funny Totally Pawsome Pet Bed

This "Who Needs a Dog Bed When I Can Sleep in Yours?" pet bed is the perfect gift idea for dog owners who can't be separated from their dogs--whether their four-legged friends are small or large, long-haired or short-haired--when it's time to drift off to dreamland. Because whatever is good for mommy or daddy is good for Rover! 

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Funny Dog Who Needs a Dog Bed ...

This vividly colorful and psychedelic "No Rainbows Were Harmed in the Making of this Pet Bed" pet bed is the perfect gift idea for dog owners who love adding lots of color to their four-legged friends' sleeping accommodations--even if the gesture is a bit lost on the dogs themselves. ;) As a graphic designer, I love using colors in my artwork. Tie-dye, however, may really stretch my fondness for hues. I will admit that they are good for stopping road traffic, causing retinal burns, and breaking the ice at social gatherings. 

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Funny TieDye No Rainbows Were Harmed ... Pet Bed

This is a great way to recognize the individual who reads enchanting tales to their little one(s) before they lay themselves down to sleep, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Bedtime Stories Curator for Tiny Humans" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for Mother's Day (or mom's birthday)! 

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Funny Bedtime Stories Curator ... Hashtag Busy Mom T-Shirt

This cute and quirky "now accepting new tenants" mason bee hotelier mug is guaranteed to pique interest and get a conversation started. If you're into beekeeping, you know that these gentle solitary bees are pollinating powerhouses (3X better than honeybees!) Just give them their own room, and let them wander through your flowering plants, shrubs, and trees to do their magic. Reverse shows identical design. Customize as desired.

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Funny Mason Bee Hotelier Now Accepting New Tenants Mug

This is a great way to recognize your favorite hairdresser (or anyone who can transform unruly locks into a masterpiece), with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "The Hair Tamer" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. 

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Funny The Hair Tamer Hashtag Name T-Shirt

Customizable QR Code Your Webpage Link Mug

Customizable QR Code Your Webpage Link Water Bottle

Customizable QR Code Your Webpage Link

Customizable QR Code Your Webpage Link Hand Sanitizer Packet

Customizable QR Code Your Webpage Link Throw Pillow

This quirky magnetic card is guaranteed to pique interest and get a conversation started. Just replace the dummy QR code with one of your own, and enter a website URL below it. It's never been so easy to advertise yourself, a business, or an organization, wherever you go, and deliver the 411 without ever having to say a single word!

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This is a great way to recognize the individual who knows how to find the family "weak spots" and crack 'em up, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Chief Tickle Monster" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for Father's Day (or dad's birthday)!

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Funny Chief Tickle Monster Hashtag Super Dad T-Shirt

Celebrate the initiative and enterpreneurial spirit of those who have the potential to change the world for the better with this motivational, multi-colored tag cloud mug, which features power words and synonyms for visionaries, creatives, influencers, and gamechangers, on a black background. Customize middle panel with your personal message, or use as is ("this is you").

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Innovator Gamechanger Visionary Creative Tag Cloud Mug

Written in leetspeak, this funny "Long Live the Weekend" glass coaster is great for those who can't wait for Friday night, Saturday, and Sunday. 
 
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Funny Leetspeak Long Live the Weekend Glass Coaster

This is a great way to recognize the individual who is a whiz with numbers, with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "Numbers Ninja" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for accountants, financial advisors, stockbrokers, mathematicians, or anyone who simply has an extremely copacetic relationship with the many branches of mathematica! 

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Funny Numbers Ninja Hashtag Name Giant Coffee Mug

Add a touch of whimsy to your favorite drink and toasts with this mug, which features the words "The Slice King" wrapped around the top of a golf ball sitting on a golf tee. The perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit the ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny The Slice King Golf Ball Tee Mug

Have you mastered topspins, backspins, sidespins, and corkspins? Then this table tennis paddle is for you! Crack up the competition in ping pong with this funny design, which features the dubious job title of "The Spin Doctor" with a syringe of unknown liquid standing in for the 'T' in doctor, set against a heartbeat tracing and a grey mesh background. A great gag gift idea for physicians and marketing professionals! ;) 

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Funny Greyhounds Retired from the Racetrack Pet Bed

Funny Greyhounds Retired from the Racetrack Pet Bed

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Other pet beds from various stores