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This "Retired from the Racetrack" bed is the perfect gift idea for greyhounds whose racing days may be over (but their glory days have just begun), and dog owners who believe in power and importance of adoption of these wonderfully affectionate family members.

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Funny Greyhounds Retired from the Racetrack Pet Bed

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This "Who Needs a Dog Bed When I Can Sleep in Yours?" pet bed is the perfect gift idea for dog owners who can't be separated from their dogs--whether their four-legged friends are small or large, long-haired or short-haired--when it's time to drift off to dreamland. Because whatever is good for mommy or daddy is good for Rover! 

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Funny Dog Who Needs a Dog Bed ...

This "Totally Pawsome" pet bed is perfect for pun-loving dog owners who think their furbaby is the coolest dog in the family. :)

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Funny Totally Pawsome Pet Bed

This vividly colorful and psychedelic "No Rainbows Were Harmed in the Making of this Pet Bed" pet bed is the perfect gift idea for dog owners who love adding lots of color to their four-legged friends' sleeping accommodations--even if the gesture is a bit lost on the dogs themselves. ;) As a graphic designer, I love using colors in my artwork. Tie-dye, however, may really stretch my fondness for hues. I will admit that they are good for stopping road traffic, causing retinal burns, and breaking the ice at social gatherings. 

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Funny TieDye No Rainbows Were Harmed ... Pet Bed

Offer a bit of inspiration and humor with this pet nrf, which features the uplifting words/advice "Chase your dreams", rendered in a combination of handwritten and elegant serif lettering on a royal-blue-to-black gradient background (PS. dogs are good at chasing their dreams -- asleep or awake! So this pet bed is actually meant as more pertinent advice for their owners). :)

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Inspirational Funny Quote Chase Your Dreams Pet Bed

Family traditions start in the kitchen. There is no recipe or set formula for building successful personal relationships, but families can bond over food that is made in the home.

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Family Traditions Start in the Kitchen Adult Apron

This is a great way to recognize the individual who knows how to find the family "weak spots" and crack 'em up, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Chief Tickle Monster" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for Father's Day (or dad's birthday)!

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Funny Chief Tickle Monster Hashtag Super Dad T-Shirt

Celebrate moms and Mother's Day with this multi-colored tag cloud mug, which features a lighthearted look at the many (often unacknowledged (and mostly) unpaid) job titles and definitions of these amazing multi-taskers and nurturing figures in your life on a white background. 

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Funny Definitions of Mom Jobs Careers Tag Cloud Mug

This is a great way to recognize the individual who constantly curates TV viewing choices for the family, with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "Master Remote Controller" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for Father's Day (or dad's birthday)!

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Funny Master Remote Controller Hashtag Super Dad Giant Coffee Mug

If your fearless curve wins points for you in ping pong, then this punny table tennis paddle, which features  the "royal title" of "The Slice King" (a little word play on / verbal poke at "The Ice King") rendered in flowing script against a blue glittery background, is perfect for you! 

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Funny Script The Slice King Blue Glitter Ping Pong Paddle

Talk is Not Cheap. Just Ask My Lawyer. The perfect tongue-in-cheek tee-shirt for attorneys, or those aspiring to the law profession.

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Funny Quote: Talk is Not Cheap. Just Ask My Lawyer T-Shirt

Funny Saint Mulligan Golf Club Lifetime Member Flask

Funny Saint Mulligan Golf Club Lifetime Member Divot Tool

Funny Saint Mulligan Golf Club Lifetime Member Golf Head Cover

Funny Saint Mulligan Golf Club Lifetime Member Golf Glove

Funny Saint Mulligan Golf Club Lifetime Member Whiskey Glass

Golfers belong to an exclusive club, and why not acknowledge the one who tries so hard on the green (and/or perhaps is a little less than honest in the counting of their strokes) with these  novelty golf gift ideas, which tout their lifetime membership to the Saint Mulligan Golf Club (styled in dignified Old English lettering and capital fonts).

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WOW Funny Saint Mulligan Golf Club Lifetime Member

Add a touch of whimsy to your favorite drink and toasts with this latte mug, which features the quirky quote "If you can sing and dance, you're probably a bird." Be the envy of your vocally-challenged and/or tone deaf friends with this novelty mug. The perfect gift idea for bird nerds!

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Funny Quote: If You Can Sing and Dance ... Latte Mug

Great Ideas Start as Doodles on a Napkin. That's right -- many successfully commercialized ideas have started with a pen, a thought, and scribbles on the back of a napkin. Inspiration these days is more likely to occur on a smartphone.

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Great Ideas Start as Doodles on a Napkin

Add a touch of autumnal whimsy to the kitchen or dining experience with this fall-themed typographical trivet, which features a smart, playful pun and the colors of the changing seasons. A "wonder fall" gift idea for those who love those later months of the year!

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Funny Greyhounds Retired from the Racetrack Pet Bed

Funny Greyhounds Retired from the Racetrack Pet Bed

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Other pet beds from various stores