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This "Retired from the Racetrack" bed is the perfect gift idea for greyhounds whose racing days may be over (but their glory days have just begun), and dog owners who believe in power and importance of adoption of these wonderfully affectionate family members.

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Funny Greyhounds Retired from the Racetrack Pet Bed

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Offer a bit of inspiration and humor with this pet nrf, which features the uplifting words/advice "Chase your dreams", rendered in a combination of handwritten and elegant serif lettering on a royal-blue-to-black gradient background (PS. dogs are good at chasing their dreams -- asleep or awake! So this pet bed is actually meant as more pertinent advice for their owners). :)

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Inspirational Funny Quote Chase Your Dreams Pet Bed

This "Totally Pawsome" pet bed is perfect for pun-loving dog owners who think their furbaby is the coolest dog in the family. :)

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Funny Totally Pawsome Pet Bed

This "Who Needs a Dog Bed When I Can Sleep in Yours?" pet bed is the perfect gift idea for dog owners who can't be separated from their dogs--whether their four-legged friends are small or large, long-haired or short-haired--when it's time to drift off to dreamland. Because whatever is good for mommy or daddy is good for Rover! 

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Funny Dog Who Needs a Dog Bed ...

This vividly colorful and psychedelic "No Rainbows Were Harmed in the Making of this Pet Bed" pet bed is the perfect gift idea for dog owners who love adding lots of color to their four-legged friends' sleeping accommodations--even if the gesture is a bit lost on the dogs themselves. ;) As a graphic designer, I love using colors in my artwork. Tie-dye, however, may really stretch my fondness for hues. I will admit that they are good for stopping road traffic, causing retinal burns, and breaking the ice at social gatherings. 

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Funny TieDye No Rainbows Were Harmed ... Pet Bed

Offer a bit of inspiration and encouragement with this design, which features the uplifting words "To dream is to journey without limits."
 
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Inspirational To Dream is to Journey Without Limit Black Cotton Face Mask

Family traditions start in the kitchen. There is no recipe or set formula for building successful personal relationships, but families can bond over food that is made in the home.

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Family Traditions Start in the Kitchen Adult Apron

Add a touch of foodie humor to the bedroom or living room with this pillow, which features the saying "Love Conquers All, But So Does Chocolate."

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Funny Love Conquers All, But So Does Chocolate T-Shirt

If your fearless curve wins points for you in pickleball, then this punny pickleball paddle, which features the "royal title" of "The Slice Queen" (a little word play on / verbal poke at "The Ice Queen") rendered in flowing script against a pink glittery background, is perfect for you! Reverse shows identical design.

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Funny Script Girly The Slice Queen Pink Glitter Pickleball Paddle

This funny typography golf divot tool, which features the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice King", is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit his ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor.

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Funny The Slice King Divot Tool

Deliver encouragement with this inspirational quote "may dreams give you wings to soar new skies", set on calming white clouds in a summer blue sky. 

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Uplifting May Dreams Give You Wings to Soar ... LED Sign

This funny "Who's Your Caddie?" (and, as an explanatory sidebar, in fine print "the one who's the better golfer!") typography golf club cover with blue-on-blue argyle borders is the perfect gift that you can give to the golfer's adviser on the green! 

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Funny Blue Argyle Who's Your Caddie? ... Golf Head Cover

Crack up the competition in ping pong with this funny table tennis paddle, which features the dubious job title of "Future Happy Scientist" rendered in an optical character recognition typeface (with a taunt in smaller text). A great gag gift idea for those contemplating a career in the STEM fields!

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Funny Future Happy Scientist ... Ping Pong Paddle

The wonderful world of homonyms in the English languages lends itself to some truly interesting results. This funny "Shoe Pastry" (with an accompanying silhouette of a stiletto for added comical effect) is a lighthearted wordplay on the similar sounding choux pastry, an unleavened dough used in many European-based cuisines.

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Funny Pun / Wordplay Shoe (Choux) Pastry Adult Apron

It's not that cold that you need to sleep with the company of three adult canines for warmth ... it's a three puppy night! A funny t-shirt for those who are acquainted with a certain American rock band formed in the late 60s. 

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Funny Greyhounds Retired from the Racetrack Pet Bed

Funny Greyhounds Retired from the Racetrack Pet Bed

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Other pet beds from various stores