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Doggone it! Get a chuckle out of family and friends with this dashing dog bandana, which reads "Fur-fessional Tennis Ball Chaser." Perfect for the canine who's a real athlete!

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Funny Fur-fessional Tennis Ball Chaser Pet Bandana Collar

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Get a chuckle out of family and friends with this dashing pet bandana, which reads "The One The Only G.O.A.T." (modeled, rather appropriately, by a young goat). Perfect for the pet who's at the top of its game!

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Cute Kid Goat The One The Only G.O.A.T. Pet Bandana Collar

Doggone it! Get a chuckle out of family and friends with this dashing dog bandana, which reads "Über Hound." Perfect for the canine who's a top dog!

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Funny Uber Hound Pet Bandana Collar

Get a chuckle out of family and friends with this dashing pet bandana, which reads "Party Animal". Perfect for the pet who knows how to let their hair (or is that fur?) down!

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Cute Capybara Party Animal Pet Bandana Collar

Get a chuckle out of family and friends with this funny bunny bandana, which reads "Chief Easter Egg Inspector". Perfect for the rabbit with discerning standards!

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Funny Bunny Chief Easter Egg Inspector Pet Bandana Collar

Doggone it! Get a chuckle out of family and friends with this dashing dog bandana, which reads "It's Not a Dog Bath Unless the Humans Get Wet." 

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Funny Not a Dog Bath Unless the Humans Get Wet Pet Bandana Collar

Doggone it! Get a chuckle out of family and friends with this dashing dog bandana, which reads "Mommy's Little Boy." Personalize with a name and/or meme. Perfect for the canine who's a real prince!

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Funny Mommy's Little Boy Pet Bandana Collar

Pretty kitty is a smart cookie, too! Get a chuckle out of family and friends with this cool cat bandana, which reads "Purr-fessional Family Counselor." Perfect for the feline who ends up being the sympathetic ear to the trials and tribulations of its humans!

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Funny Purr-fessional Family Counselor Pet Bandana Collar

This funny, alliterative "Camo Clad Scope Slinging Tripod Toting Bird Nerd" baseball / trucker's cap is great for those who like to shoot our feathered friends (with a camera or a scope), and go to great lengths to hide themselves from their subjects ... while letting everyone else know exactly what their OCD is.

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Funny Camo Clad Tripod Toting Bird Nerd Trucker Hat

What isn't burnt (to a crisp) is (still) edible. In my early culinary adventures, the diners have often been forced to stomach food that has been too well done. Not surprisingly, this has not led to any love for Cajun or blackened cuisine. The perfect apron to let others know that the meal may be less than perfect!

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What Is Slightly Burnt is Mostly Edible Adult Apron

I brake for birds, even though they use fowl language. At least it's words I don't understand.

Interesting fact: this bumper sticker was selected for use as a movie prop in "Office Christmas Party" starring Jennifer Aniston, Jason Bateman, and a subsection of Saturday Night Live cast members. The "crazy bird lady / bird nerd" in this 2016 holiday flick is Mary Winetoss (portrayed by SNL's Kate McKinnon), the by-the-book head of Human Resources, and a parrot owner.

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Funny I Brake For Birds Even Tho They Use Fowl ... Bumper Sticker

Add a touch of whimsy to your favorite drink and toasts with this latte mug, which features the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice Queen" wrapped around the top of a golf ball sitting on a golf tee. The perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit the ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny The Slice Queen Golf Ball Tee Latte Mug

This funny "Be the Ball, Be the Club ..." t-shirt is the perfect gift idea for the golfer lives, breathes, eats, and sleeps golf ... whether a club in his/her hands or not!

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Funny Be the Ball Be the Club ... Golf T-Shirt

Funny Haiku to the Blue Screen of Death Coffee Mug

Funny Haiku to the Blue Screen of Death Flask

Funny Haiku to the Blue Screen of Death Latte Mug

Reminisce about the good ol' days of computing with this flask, which features a haiku to the BSOD. As a long-term PC user, I am well acquainted with the blue screen of death (BSOD). This most dreaded of computer errors is a constant across all the PC-based operating systems I've had the privilege (or misfortune) of using. Ergo, my tongue-in-cheek haiku ("tribute") for BSODs.

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Funny Haiku to the Blue Screen of Death

Add a touch of wit and inspiration to your favorite drink with these lovers' mugs, which feature the words "Caffeino Royale" on a bed of coffee beans (a not-so-subtle nod to a movie about a suave and maverick British intelligence agent).

The perfect gift idea for coffee lovers. National Coffee Day in the U.S. and Canada is September 29, and International Coffee Day is October 1! Raise a cup to the humble bean that has garnered so many fans around the world!

Design and Copy © W.H. Sim. All Rights Reserved. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny Fur-fessional Tennis Ball Chaser Pet Bandana Collar

Funny Fur-fessional Tennis Ball Chaser Pet Bandana Collar

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Other dog collars from various stores