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Add a touch of the futuristic to the kitchen with this all-over-print apron, which features multi-colored stardust on a black velvet night sky! Personalize with a favorite catchphrase.

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Funny Sauce the Universal Ingredient Apron

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Add a touch of the futuristic to the kitchen with this all-over-print apron, which features colorful spice-laden ladles set on a background multi-colored stardust on a black velvet night sky, headlined with the pun-worthy meme, "Spice the Final Frontier!"

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Funny Colorful Spice The Final Frontier Apron

Add a touch of humor to the kitchen with this vividly colorful and psychedelic all-over-print apron, which features the quirky disclaimer "No Rainbows Were Harmed in the Making of This Bag" on a prismatic tiedye background! As a graphic designer, I love using colors in my artwork. Tie-dye, however, may really stretch my fondness for hues. I will admit that they are good for stopping road traffic, causing retinal burns, and breaking the ice at social gatherings. 

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Funny TieDye No Rainbows Were Harmed ... Apron

The Callipygian Baker is a poetic way to describe someone who loves to create sweet things in the kitchen ... and has nice looking buns, too!

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Funny The Callipygian Baker Has Nice Buns Apron

Add a touch of humor to the kitchen with this all-over-print apron, which features this philosophical saying "Life is a Journey" ... and then follows up with a practical suggestion to "Wear Comfy Shoes". 

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Funny Life is a Journey ... Apron

Add a touch of humor to the kitchen with this Swiss cheese-inspired all-over-print apron, which features a lighthearted mashup of funny and offbeat job titles / hats (in cheese holes) you never knew the talented chef / baker / cook / gourmet / gourmand in the family (known as mom, nana, sister, or niece) wore!

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Funny Cheesy Cook Chef Baker Foodie Titles Apron

Funny We Be Jammin' Smiling Dancing Canning Jars Apron

Get a chuckle at the party with this can cooler, which features a repeating pattern of the pun "we be jammin'" bracketed by cute smiling miniature canning jars merrily dancing away on a bright yellow background.

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Funny We Be Jammin' Smiling Dancing Canning Jars

Inspirational To Dream is to Journey ... Acrylic Tumbler

Inspirational To Dream is to Journey ... Pinback Button

Inspirational To Dream is to Journey ... Canvas Print

Inspirational To Dream is to Journey ... Glass Coaster

Inspirational To Dream is to Journey ... Keychain

Add a touch of inspiration to your favorite drink with this espresso mug, which features the uplifting words "To dream is to journey without limits" on golden waters!

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Inspirational To Dream is to Journey ...

This is a great way to recognize the individual who spends most of his/her time mixing up mystery liquids in the science lab or drinks at the bar, with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "The Potion Master" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for scientists, alchemists, and bartenders!

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Funny The Potion Master Hashtag Name Giant Coffee Mug

Never do today what can be put off indefinitely. Substitute with a favorite "achievement" of your own. Perfect for anyone with a sense of humor.

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Funny Best Job Title Procrastinator Ever Stainless Steel Water Bottle

This is a great way to recognize the individual who knows what's hot and trending for PJs and loungewear, with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "Director of Pyjama Fashion" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for Mother's Day (or mom's birthday)!

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Funny Director of Pyjama Fashion Hashtag Super Mom Giant Coffee Mug

This "Who Needs a Dog Bed When I Can Sleep in Yours?" pet bed is the perfect gift idea for dog owners who can't be separated from their dogs--whether their four-legged friends are small or large, long-haired or short-haired--when it's time to drift off to dreamland. Because whatever is good for mommy or daddy is good for Rover! 

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Funny Dog Who Needs a Dog Bed ...

This is a great way to recognize the individual who reads enchanting tales to their little one(s) before they lay themselves down to sleep, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Bedtime Stories Curator for Tiny Humans" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for Mother's Day (or mom's birthday)! 

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Funny Bedtime Stories Curator ... Hashtag Busy Mom T-Shirt

These funny typography golf ball markers, which feature the "playing styles" of Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook, are the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit his ball with a lot of curve and sidespin, and then (over)compensate on the next shot!

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Funny Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook Golf Ball Marker

Ironic We Stand Together By Staying Apart Face Shield

Ironic We Stand Together By Staying Apart White Cotton Face Mask

Ironic We Stand Together By Staying Apart Adult Cloth Face Mask

Ironic We Stand Together By Staying Apart T-Shirt

Ironic We Stand Together By Staying Apart

We stand together by staying apart. Life is full of contradictions, isn't it? This is my (somewhat tongue-in-cheek) observation about how humanity, as members of the collective global village, is going to get through what appears to be the greatest recent challenge--on so many fronts--of our recent times. 

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Funny Sauce the Universal Ingredient Apron

Funny Sauce the Universal Ingredient Apron

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Other aprons from various stores