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This is a great way to recognize the individual who reads enchanting tales to their little one(s) before they lay themselves down to sleep, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Bedtime Stories Curator for Tiny Humans" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for Mother's Day (or mom's birthday)! 

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Funny Bedtime Stories Curator ... Hashtag Busy Mom T-Shirt

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Funny Future Mad Scientist with Chemistry Beaker Hoodie

Funny Future Mad Scientist with Chemistry Beaker Baby T-Shirt

Funny Future Mad Scientist with Chemistry Beaker Baby Bodysuit

Funny Future Mad Scientist with Chemistry Beaker T-Shirt

Add a touch of whimsy to your favorite drink and toasts with this design, which features the words "Future Mad Scientist" with an Erlenmeyer flask / beaker of unknown liquid standing in for the 'A' in mad. 

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Cute Sleep Prodigy Word Art Baby Bodysuit

Cute Sleep Prodigy Word Art Baby T-Shirt

Welcome that new addition to the family with this funny pacifier, which features the "job title" "sleep prodigy", playfully rendered with serif lettering and a parade of sleepy Zs standing in for the sounds of your little one daintily snoring. 

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Cute Sleep Prodigy Word Art

This funny "We are the Succulent Surgeons, Oxygenating the World One Prickly Plant at a Time ..." shirt -- with a tiny spiky cactus in a pot, standing in for the letter "o" in surgeons -- is the perfect gift idea for nursery employees or plant/nature lovers! (and yes, as any potted plant fanboy or fangirl knows, not all succulents are cactus or prickly).

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Funny We are the Succulent Surgeons T-Shirt

Celebrate dads and Father's Day with this tag cloud shirt, which features a lighthearted look at the many (often unacknowledged (and mostly) unpaid) job titles and definitions of these amazing multi-taskers and nurturing figures in your life. 

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Funny Definitions of Dad Job Career Tag Cloud T-Shirt

A great couple's shirt for lexicologists with a sense of humor, scientists, the scientifically minded, or those contemplating a career in the STEM (science, technology, engineering, and math) disciplines.  

This design features the tongue-in-cheek quote "You and I are meant to be cuz we've got the most amazing chemistry" rendered around a molecular 2D representation/formula for oxytocin, the "cuddle chemical".

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Funny Meant to Be We've Got Amazing Chemistry T-Shirt

Get motivated and inspired to do better with this quote, "Together we can do great things", rendered in handwritten and block lettering. Food for thought in the past as well as the present, and especially so during troubled times.

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Inspirational Together We Can Do Great Things T-Shirt

Cute Periodic Table Element Symbols Baby T-Shirt

Cute Periodic Table Element Symbols Tank Top

Cute Periodic Table Element Symbols Baby Bodysuit

Add a touch of whimsy to the nursery with this funny clock, which features the word "cute", spelled using the symbols of the periodic tablet of elements. Personalize as desired.

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Cute Periodic Table Element Symbols

This is a great way to recognize the individual who has a way with words, with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "Haiku Hero" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for poets, storytellers, creative writers, or anyone who expresses artistic eloquence with the pen!

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Funny Haiku Hero Hashtag Name Giant Coffee Mug

Although I may sound like one, I am not, and I designed this tongue-in-cheek shirt to dispel the myth that I am a bot.

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Funny I am Not a Bot ... T-Shirt

Get a chuckle out of family and friends with this dashing cat bandana, which reads "Pretty Kitty" Perfect for the gorgeous feline!

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Cute Poetic Pretty Kitty Pet Bandana Collar

Typefaces are the Fonts of Inspirations for Typesetters. The perfect tongue-in-cheek tee-shirt for desktop publishers, graphic designers, typesetters, and other creatives who like to play with their words.

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Funny Quote: Typefaces are the Fonts of T-Shirt

This funny polo shirt, which features the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice Queen", is perfect for the golfer who tends to hit the ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny The Slice Queen Hoodie

Difference Maker T-Shirt

With the giggle-inducing nickname, "L'il Miss Gigglemug" (in letter slightly askew for humorous effect), this is the perfect shirt for girls, the perpetually optimistic, linguists, word nerds, English teachers, or those who simply smile a lot!

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Funny Bedtime Stories Curator ... Hashtag Busy Mom T-Shirt

Funny Bedtime Stories Curator ... Hashtag Busy Mom T-Shirt

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Other women's t-shirts from various stores