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Admittedly, this is more a positive message than pessimistic. Accept life for what it is. We cannot dwell on what we can't have.



Accept Life As It Is T-Shirt

Political t-shirt of the most corrupt senator (allegedly). Has more of a ring to it with Ditch the Mitch fashion. Hashtag Ditchthemitch clothing. It is time to say goodbye to Mitch McConnell who fails to do his job for the people of America. Instead of pleasing Donald Trump.

Ditch the Mitch, Hashtag Ditchthemitch, Evil, ZFJ T-Shirt

They can pay an NFL player $20 million but they can't agree on giving an official referee the raise that they are asking for.

 While NFL referees are on strike, replacement refs have taken their place. Their judgement hasn't been the best starting with the first games of the season.

 The worst blunder ever came on 9/24/12 with the Green Bay Packers at the Seattle Seahawks. The last few seconds of the game, Green Bay safety Jennings caught the football just before Seattle receiver Golden Tate got his own hands on it. Afterwards Jennings pulled the ball into his chest, establishing possession.

 The fake refs called it a touchdown by Tate. They really ref'd up!

Ref'd Up In Seattle with Replacement Referees Tee

This funny shirt is available in many styles and sizes for everyone. Edit it to make changes or to add something uniquely you. Contact Sandy at admin@giftsyoutreasure.com

Democrats Have D.U.M.B. T-Shirt

Funny Valentines baby clothing. Statement, typographic bodysuit with a funny quote of who needs Cupid in the size for your baby. Customize it for other styles and sizes for everyone. Perfect for the baby. Who can resist saying that everyone loves the baby. Valentine's Day clothing. See all my shops for Valentine products http://bit.ly/SandyspiderStores Contact Sandy at admin@giftsyoutreasure.com

Who Needs Cupid When Everyone Loves Me Baby, ZFJ Baby Bodysuit

Black font on toddler's shirt, which can be customized for any clothing style for men, women and children. Choose this first before customizing. The funny typographical quote that is trendy with Eyebrows on Fleek. Meaning flawlessly styled, perfectly groomed, looking great. A to be on fleek with everything. Perfectly done or exactly right. Personalize this with changing the font or your own quote. Add a colored background or photo.

Black Eyebrows on Fleek Trendy Flawless Style, ZFJ Toddler T-shirt

Whether you are a Democrat, Republican or belong to a different political party. These Zazzle designs are about both parties having D.U.M.B. just to be fair to those who have a blind eye on the WRONG party. The saying about being right and anyone that disagrees can go towards any type of political party. Find more Politics and D.U.M.B. See other D.U.M.B.



Republicans Have D.U.M.B. T-Shirt

Who Needs Cupid When Everyone Loves Me Plus Size T-Shirt! Funny Valentines' t-shirt. A statement, typographic t-shirt with a funny quote of who needs Cupid in Women's plus-sized t-shirt.  Customize it for other styles and sizes for everyone. Love t-shirt. Funny love t-shirt, Valentine's Day t-shirt. Self-centered and romantic. See all my shops for Valentine products http://bit.ly/SandyspiderStores

Who Needs Cupid When Everyone Loves Me Plus Size T-Shirt

How would you like to find out that your replacement surgeon is an evil clown? Too bad you did not know of the replacement! Good luck!

Replacement Surgeon - Evil Clown Business Card

You Asshat apparel. Funny insulting play on words and humorous design. Please contact me at sandy@sandyspider.com if you would like something special just for you or questions.

You Asshat Tie

Never to Be Popular on Any Social Level! Some of us just don't fit in. We are not copies of everyone else. That is OK and makes us unique. Tired of setting goals and never achieving them. These are goals that a pessimist can live with.



Goal: Never to Be Popular Keychain

If I want to rent a billboard, I will use your butt! This would be something to say to an ex-wife, ex-lover, mother-in-law...you get the picture. This is an original quote shared with my partner in Timsmansmall. Eventually all our product ideas will be included in my shops.
 If you would like different colored image text on other products, please email me at sandyswebnetwork@gmail.com




If I Want to Rent a Billboard Bumper Sticker

Do you have days when your head fills full of straw? This scarecrow looks good for Halloween or any occasion. He seems happy tied up in a tree. Personalize this with your own text or photo if you think you can top it. Most if not all of my products can be customized with your own photos and text right off the product types shown. Customize the backgrounds with your own color choice too. All shirts can be customized for all ages and styles. Buy in bulk and save. Change font style and color, and background color by clicking on Customize. Click on Customize to change shirt style and sizes. 

Halloween Scarecrow Cake Topper

Just plain silly quotes we use. Not sure where we are going with this and things to ponder. What if you were a coaster? What would you say?



Winking Face Coaster

Yes dear! I will fix it soon! What can I say... this is how a guy thinks. He will make promises to fix things. He does mean what he says, but time slips by and nothing gets done. This is an original quote shared with my partner in Timsmansmall. Eventually all our product ideas will be included in my shops.
 If you would like different colored image text on other products, please email me at sandyswebnetwork@gmail.com




Accept Life As It Is T-Shirt

Accept Life As It Is T-Shirt

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