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Get a chuckle or two with this design, which features the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice Queen" with a regal crown sitting at an angle on top of a teed up golf ball. Perfect for the golfer who tends to hit the ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny The Slice Queen Black Cotton Face Mask

We stand together by staying apart. Life is full of contradictions, isn't it? This is my (somewhat tongue-in-cheek) observation about how humanity, as members of the collective global village, is going to get through what appears to be the greatest recent challenge--on so many fronts--of our recent times.

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Ironic We Stand Together By Staying Apart White Cotton Face Mask

Get a chuckle or two with this design, which features the envied "rank" of "The Birdie Whisperer" next to a teed up golf ball. Perfect for the golfer who demonstrates that s/he is always better than par on the course! 

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Funny The Birdie Whisperer Black Cotton Face Mask

Get a chuckle with this colorful observational humor / pun design, which features the self-created witticism "I brake for birds, even though they use fowl language." At least it's words I don't understand.
 
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Funny I Brake For Birds Even Tho They Use Fowl ... Black Cotton Face Mask

Get a chuckle or two with this design, which features the envied "rank" of "The Eagle Maker" next to a teed up golf ball. Perfect for the golfer who brings his (or her) A game to every round!

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Funny The Eagle Maker Black Cotton Face Mask

Enjoy good chemistry and deliver a few chuckles with this whimsical design, which features the word "cute", spelled using the symbols of the periodic table of elements. 
 
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Cute Periodic Table Element Symbols White Cotton Face Mask

Get a chuckle with this (quasi-humorous) meme,  "Don't Apologize for Lovin' Butterflies" with a pair of unicode butterfly "punctuation marks".

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Funny Don't Apologize for Lovin' Butterflies Black Cotton Face Mask

With the question, "What godwottery did you oocephaluses conjure up now?" (in a distressed serif font), this is the perfect shirt for linguists, word nerds, English teachers, glottologists, logophiles, lexicomanes, or those with a fascination for archaic terms!

Godwottery is a reference to the use of over-the-top, grandiose, excessively elaborate, and often clashing styles.

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Funny What Godwottery Did You ... T-Shirt

Deliver encouragement with this inspirational quote "may dreams give you wings to soar new skies", set in calming blue and white on contrasting script and sans serif typefaces. 

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Uplifting May Dreams Give You Wings to Soar ... Black Cotton Face Mask

You are what you eat! Isn't it fascinating what scientific discoveries have been made lately? Tomatoes have 7,000 more genes (more genes = more geniuses) than humans. That makes them a more complex lifeform than us. Juiced, cooked, or raw, I nave to respect the stuff I love to eat the most.

Funny Quote I Love Tomatoes. They're Geniuses! Coffee Mug

Add a touch of inspiration and motivation to your travels with this passport cover, which features the words "fear creates walls but courage builds bridges" in elegant flowing script and sans serif lettering.

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Inspirational Words Courage Builds Bridges Passport Holder

Add a touch of whimsy to your favorite drink and toasts with this shot glass, which features the words "Birdie Whisperer" wrapped around the top of a golf ball sitting on a golf tee. The perfect gift idea for the golfer who demonstrates that s/he is always better than par on the course! 

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Funny The Birdie Whisperer Golf Ball Tee Shot Glass

Booyeah! with spooky crossed eyeballs in the "Os" on a lime green background delivers a simple but cute little wordplay for tasty handouts at Halloween parties.

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Funny Lime Green Booyeah! Crossed Eyes Halloween Cake Pops

Sauce is no substitute for skill. When you've murdered a dish, the best sauce in the world can't revive it. I know, I've tried. The perfect apron for non-sauciers.

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Funny The Slice Queen Black Cotton Face Mask

Funny The Slice Queen Black Cotton Face Mask

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Other face masks from various stores